WWE RAW 12/28 feat. A New Day, The Vince Strikes Back, Return of the LOLCenaWins, & The Phantom Lunatic
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just a few days after Christmas our savior <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> returns <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/681544509864439810">December 28, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Cena's getting his title back tonight

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Go get em kid! <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder">@ZackRyder</a> Tonite is YOUR nite! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a>
1/2 of us are in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEAllentown?src=hash">#WWEAllentown</a>
(I'll be the 1 stealin' the show)</p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/681622800973623297">December 28, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Ugh. Cena returns.

It's good in a way. Roster's been on life support they'll take anybody back right now.

Focus will be on MNF mostly for me.

Could not ask for a better MNF game.tonight. Really want to catch Cena tonight though.

NO CHANCE..................

Last I checked he was going v. Del Rio non-title.

NO CHANCE

NO CHANCE IN HELL

HAHA, NICE @ Corndad.

That is one silent pop for Vince McMahon from a NYC crowd.

And they're always, ALWAYS alive.

Does not bode well.

The match preview thingy didn't say "United States Championship".

Exactly @Poit. US gold not on the line unless Cena "demands" a US title match tonight and it's put on the line.

Nobody embarasses a McMahon. Unless that "nobody" is Stone Cold.

Ends in DQ. Run ins galore.

<font color=goldenrod>Triple H needs a 15 minute entrance tonight in which King of Kings, The Game, and Line in the Sand are all played in full.

RIP Lemmy</font>

Daniel Bryan chant out of nowhere.

Now CM Punk.

There's the crowd.

Crowd is on fire

Rock's gotta be in back? Right?

With all these family references.

Vince hates Samoans

Vince vs Samoa Hot Feud 2015

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Vince, it might not be a great idea saying that you &quot;own&quot; a minority Superstar. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/681643055024357376">December 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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This Crowd is riled up tonight eh

what in the ever loving fuck is going on here?

Arrestdatman!

Are those the same two dudes that arrested her a couple of years ago?

It is just me, or is the mircrophone volume really fucked up. I can't hear a lot of what they're saying.

Or my old TV might be on the verge of death.

Couldn't listen to the first fifteen minutes of the show because fucking work called.

It definately is.

I thought the boss was Sasha Banks....

This is taking forever.

This segment is a train wreck. Wow.

Those are not the Miranda Rights, officer.

I don't even care.

Vince McMahon is the greatest character in wrestling history.

:lol: at Roman just slipping a mic in front of the officer.

Opening segment gets worse every week.

Vince being set up as the Anti Hero hahaha hahaha Welcome to WWE 2016 ladies and gents

Where's "I WANT MY LAWYER!"

Actually horrendous, makes me think that noone has any idea what they are doing.

Worst opening I can remember...

last show of 2015, and on the road to the Royal Rumble, they are already mailing it in?

....and the point of that was......?

At least they didn't take him backstage.

Vince could have just fired them as security.

I'd prefer that instead of a 15 minute promo

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION
DEAN. FUCKING. AMBROSE.

"I punched an old man.....and he went to jail."


The fuck kind of message is that?

That really helped get Roman over........

<font color=goldenrod>Well, I thought I would give Raw a chance tonight as it sounded like it was getting a bit better the last couple of weeks.

But that opening segment was absolutely cringe worthy enough to get me to change the channel already.</font>

Pretty meh opening even if Vince's reaction to the whole thing was a bit hilarious.

Guess I'm wrong then

At least Roman didn't talk about the size of Vince's testicles or call him "son"

the NYPD though?

Vince gets out of jail to win the Rumble and challenge the Champion....his son in law.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">😂😂😂 RT <a href="https://twitter.com/VandalSavage_">@VandalSavage_</a>: Vince back next week from jail like <a href="https://t.co/sSA4ErVLPX">pic.twitter.com/sSA4ErVLPX</a></p>&mdash; The Overweight Lover (@QuanElway) <a href="https://twitter.com/QuanElway/status/681645552883240961">December 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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You know the Daniel Bryan and CM Punk chants literally pissed Vince off though.

No, please don't replay this 5 minutes after it happened.

:lol: "officer brutality"

He said they were just there to do security and wouldn't arrest Roman. Roman did more than Vince but they can't arrest him? It was just a dumb segment.

Probably not a good time for Steph to be screaming about police brutality.

Painful to watch

Good god.

It's shit like this that they need to write off the Authority. Go home & be mom Steph.

Wonder if Vince regrets not bringing a hobo army for his big return. Been all downhill for him so far.

We needed Stone Cold to be driving the car to make that any salvageable.

Oh, hey, it's Tony Chimel.

Why is Chimel ring announcing instead of Lilian?

Just started watching (beginning of Kevin Owens match), can some1 please tell me what I missed so far :-(

Neville is sweet. Really needs a feud or storyline to get into. Other than the Stardust thing, he's just kinda been in random matches.

Think they meant it as kind of a commentary on how corrupt cops are in America these days.

Really awful opening segment with Vince getting arrested.

I turned my head and the match is over.

.......................da fuck?

what the fuck?!

Well now!

Not even enough time for JBL to call Owens a "Prize Fighter"

Clusterfuck with Vince, Roman and Steph and fake-ass "NYPD officers" arresting Vince for assault, despite Reigns shoving Vince, and Steph trying to send those same cops out to arrest Roman, which for some reason, they refused to do.

Was really fucking dumb.

Did Neville get hired to do a film or something recently?

Felt like a "writing off" type segment with the constant beatings.

That might rank up there in the shortest all-time matches with Backlund/Diesel, Kane/Chavo, Sheamus/Bryan and yes Benoit/Orlando Jordan.

RIP Lemmy. Who's going to make Triple H entrance themes now?

What was the gist of what Vince McMahon and Roman Reigns said...... Did they make Roman Reigns talk...

:rofl:

THAT WAS GREAT!

Owens is gonna Main Event Mania some day

THAT WAS FUCKING WICKED!!!

Some thinly implied racism with Vince boasting how easy it was to exploit his Samoan family for money and how Roman's dad was a big moron back then.

Roman tried to channel The Rock with him implying he's sort of the People's Champion now and the belt belong to the fans.

They just had a forgettable back-and-forth rehashing of Roman assaulting Triple H and Vince, and him not listening to Steph, etc. Wasn't really paying too much attention to it, tbh.

Oh yeah that too.

JOHN CENA...............ON THE TODAY SHOW!

Good thing I watch GMA.

Welp. Looks like I won't be watching the east coast airing, since this is now a full blown crisis.

Just a massive hotel with a data corrupting virus running loose. NO BIG DEAL.

See you all in 2017

Cena should have to join the League of Nations if he loses. Then he could turn the group to faces one by one.

I like RAW so far. Don't 'get' what people are b*tching about tbh.

They tried that with The Nexus. Minus the face turning part. And look how that turned out.

Apparently Becky's been reading Foley's latest NY Times bestseller, "How to get cheap pops from gullible crowds".

Cheap heat with a Patriots hat?

Becky Lynch sucks

Because arrest segments are way too LOL and clichéd, and Owens v. Neville was way too fast, and ended in stupid Owens shenanigans where he just has to prove how "tough" he is by beating someone to within an inch of their lives.

Still love Beck's entrance. :)

Lock Jaw is gonna be PISSED.

ANYTHING is better than X-Pac cheap heat.

Feels like every WWE women's match is like 90% rest holds

I will fucking fight you.

This match seems s0 bad

That corset Becky wears makes no sense with her gear. Maybe if it had some steampunk designs or didn't look odd it would be better.