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Emperor Smeat 01-18-2016 06:49 PM

WWE RAW 1/18 feat. WWE's Dream of a non-horrible Rumble, New Day of #SocialOutcasts, and Brock Smash
 
http://i.wwe9.com/f/styles/wysiwyg_m...eyman_logo.jpg
Quote:

As if Mr. McMahon hadn’t stacked the deck against Roman Reigns already, forcing The Big Dog to defend the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against 29 other Superstars in this year’s historic Royal Rumble Match, one of those challengers will be the returning Brock Lesnar.

As The Beast Incarnate and his vocal advocate, Paul Heyman, join Chris Jericho on “The Highlight Reel” Monday night, what’s going through Reigns’ mind?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day so we'll open with a video promoting peace &amp; harmony followed by 3 hours of senseless violence <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/689085074122366976">January 18, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Recap of last week:
http://i.imgur.com/vX82nJ7.gif

Volare 01-18-2016 07:41 PM

Watching that gif with Kenny Omega's new theme fits.

poopfromweiner dude 01-18-2016 07:47 PM

watching RAW

Evil Vito 01-18-2016 07:52 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Take a drink anytime somebody says "if this was the Royal Rumble he'd be eliminated!" Or "it's every man for himself this Sunday!"

Slam 3 drinks in rapid succession if the show ends in a massive brawl</font>

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poopfromweiner dude (Post 4757921)
watching RAW

Touching you

Ruien 01-18-2016 07:53 PM

Watching RAW at the gym.

Ruien 01-18-2016 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 4757925)
<font color=goldenrod>Take a drink anytime somebody says "if this was the Royal Rumble he'd be eliminated!" Or "it's every man for himself this Sunday!"

Slam 3 drinks in rapid succession if the show ends in a massive brawl</font>

Doing this with water shots.

Ruien 01-18-2016 07:54 PM

Going to pee 20 times during g the show now.

ClockShot 01-18-2016 07:55 PM

Last few months I've been shutting off Raw after just the first hour.

If there was Raw that would keep me around for the whole night, this would be the one. Vince & Creative better have a good show to get those Rumble sales/Network subscriptions. Cause right now, I'm watching football.

poopfromweiner dude 01-18-2016 07:56 PM

the tension of this usa show

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:00 PM

Long live the dream.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:00 PM

Then
Now
Eternity

Locke 01-18-2016 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poopfromweiner dude (Post 4757934)
the tension of this usa show

Charlie was wigging out

Locke 01-18-2016 08:01 PM

No Mark Henry in this MLK promo?

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:02 PM

Big thanks to whatever shitty country pop music band this is that didn't get to make it as a theme to Fastlane.

Lock Jaw 01-18-2016 08:03 PM

I WONDER WHO WILL OPEN THE SHOW?!

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:03 PM

WWE more accommodating to black people than the Academy Awards.

Volare 01-18-2016 08:04 PM

Roman and.......for the 109832742975091870th time in a row.

Lock Jaw 01-18-2016 08:04 PM

IT'S ROMAN REIGNS!!! Didn't see this coming at all....











For sure thought it would be a McMahon!

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:04 PM

So we're gonna switch things up and have Roman come out first, THEN Vince and Steph.

Volare 01-18-2016 08:05 PM

ROMA NEM PIRE!!!

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4757954)
WWE more accommodating to black people than the Academy Awards.

But if they really cared about black people, they'd make one the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:06 PM

Can't believe Dark One would rather kiss a girl than watch this promo for the 11th time in a row.

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:07 PM

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LES-NAR!

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volare (Post 4757960)
ROMA NEM PIRE!!!

I see what you did there. *squinty eyes*

Volare 01-18-2016 08:07 PM

Please Jericho rip him to shreads.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 4757962)
But if they really cared about black people, they'd make one the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

R Truth had his shot at Capitol Punishment.

Volare 01-18-2016 08:09 PM

Why does Roman look like he poses no threat to Y2J?

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:09 PM

That's the Miz'z microphone, Jericho. Give it back!!!

Locke 01-18-2016 08:09 PM

Why is Roman Reigns pissed at Brock Lesnar?

Volare 01-18-2016 08:10 PM

Y2J IS GOING TO BEAT BROCK AND ROMAN IN THE SAME NIGHT!

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:10 PM

Yeah. Forget the other 27 people.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4757963)
Can't believe Dark One would rather kiss a girl than watch this promo for the 11th time in a row.

Reminds me of the old poster in the GM's room when Bischoff was around that said some witty thing that ended with RAW and alluded to sex.

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:10 PM

Tag team sense is tingling.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:10 PM

Great. 8 man tag main event. Dark One gonna be pissed he missed this.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:12 PM

But how can there be any tag matches, let alone on MLK Day, without Tag Team Teddy Long? :(

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:12 PM

Eat the shirt......?

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 4757976)
But how can there be any tag matches, let alone on MLK Day, without Tag Team Teddy Long? :(

That's what The New Day is for.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4757977)
Eat the shirt......?

That's Ryback's job.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:13 PM

Just say "please shut the hell up" and move on to the next segment.

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:14 PM

What happened with Del Rio, Zeb, and this MexAmerica thing?

Is WWE logic in play and "we're supposed to forget about it"? Or was there like a break-up I missed?

Lock Jaw 01-18-2016 08:14 PM

Perrrrrro

Volare 01-18-2016 08:14 PM

Rusev......Chris is Canadian not American you fucking moron.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:14 PM

Can't believe I'm jaded towards Jericho now. What a time we live in.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:14 PM

Tits on a bus

Maluco 01-18-2016 08:14 PM

These jokes are awful even for the kids. Went a bit red there watching with my wife in the room, lol

Corndad 01-18-2016 08:15 PM

Barrett is laughing his ass off for no reason hahaha

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4757982)
What happened with Del Rio, Zeb, and this MexAmerica thing?

Is WWE logic in play and "we're supposed to forget about it"? Or was there like a break-up I missed?

I think there was a mini-break up that they kinda glossed over and then pretended to forget.

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:15 PM

Save us, New Day

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

MAKE IT STOP!

poopfromweiner dude 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

this is fucking awful

Lock Jaw 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

RUSEV UDREA RUSEV MACHKA

Maluco 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4757989)
Barrett is laughing his ass off for no reason hahaha

Lol saw that, just laughing no matter who was talking about who, haha, love Barrett

Evil Vito 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

<font color=goldenrod>I'm not gonna make it through all 3 hours. This is already dreadful.</font>

Lock Jaw 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

I miss unstoppable Russian Rusev w/ Lana

Locke 01-18-2016 08:16 PM

So boring

Brock Lesnar not going to come until the last 5 minutes of the show again

Poit 01-18-2016 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4757963)
Can't believe Dark One would rather kiss a girl than watch this promo for the 11th time in a row.

I think I'd rather kiss a girl than watch this.

Simple Fan 01-18-2016 08:17 PM

Romans in no position to b telling people to shut up

Lock Jaw 01-18-2016 08:17 PM

Y2J apparently with the power to make matches and stipulations for some reason

Volare 01-18-2016 08:17 PM

Jericho wears many many hats!

Corndad 01-18-2016 08:17 PM

When did Jericho become GM???

Mercenary 01-18-2016 08:17 PM

y2j can make matches now....? wtf

Mercenary 01-18-2016 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4758006)
When did Jericho become GM???


I know wtf

Volare 01-18-2016 08:18 PM

Tonight seems to be fuck the rules night on RAW.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke (Post 4758000)
So boring

Brock Lesnar not going to come until the last 5 minutes of the show again

Not unless he's still backstage giving last week's RAW promotional graphic a thorough pounding...

Emperor Smeat 01-18-2016 08:19 PM

Opening segment was pretty bad.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4757982)
What happened with Del Rio, Zeb, and this MexAmerica thing?

Is WWE logic in play and "we're supposed to forget about it"? Or was there like a break-up I missed?

Ended abruptly once the WWE finally realized the pairing made no sense and Zeb probably needed more time to recover from his injury.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volare (Post 4758010)
Tonight seems to be fuck the rules night on RAW.

http://www.factfiend.com/wp-content/...Ruck-fules.jpg

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:21 PM

About 40 minutes to get things right before I turn it off.

Volare 01-18-2016 08:21 PM

And Jericho magics a ref shirt for him.

Tom Guycott 01-18-2016 08:22 PM

One: Is Rusev supposed to be channeling "Hard Knox" Chris Candido here?
Two: sounds like he said he "used to kick tits off the bus"?

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Guycott (Post 4758017)
One: Is Rusev supposed to be channeling "Hard Knox" Chris Candido here?
Two: sounds like he said he "used to kick tits off the bus"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4757986)
Tits on a bus


Volare 01-18-2016 08:24 PM

So Rusev hates the titty master?

Locke 01-18-2016 08:25 PM

Two count

Poit 01-18-2016 08:25 PM

Snakes on a Plane 2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4757986)
Tits on a bus


slik 01-18-2016 08:26 PM

Former Diva Kaitlyn gets naked on Instagram

NSFW: show


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Simple Fan 01-18-2016 08:26 PM

Need a Jericho heel turn and he joins the League of Nations.

Locke 01-18-2016 08:27 PM

What other matches are scheduled for the Royal Rumble?

Volare 01-18-2016 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slik (Post 4758023)
Former Diva Kaitlyn gets naked on Instagram

NSFW: show


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ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke (Post 4758027)
What other matches are scheduled for the Royal Rumble?

Del Rio vs. Kalisto

Ambrose vs. Owens: Last Man Standing

(Insert Divas match here)

Volare 01-18-2016 08:31 PM

Jericho.....your cadence in counting sucks boss.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke (Post 4758027)
What other matches are scheduled for the Royal Rumble?

Ambrose v. Owens - Last Man Standing match for the Intercontinental Championship

Del Rio v. Kalisto - United States Championship

They'll probably add some kind of divas title match plus 1 or 2 more tonight.

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:33 PM

Vince really is back to billionaire status...WP says his net worth as of 2015 is $1.2B.

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:34 PM

The fuck?

YOU'RE 3 GUYS AGAINST 1! KICK HIS ASS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Volare 01-18-2016 08:35 PM

Ok now this is kinda funny.

Triple A 01-18-2016 08:35 PM

Get your asses back to the locker room, The League of Nations.......

Volare 01-18-2016 08:35 PM

DRINK!!

Frank Drebin 01-18-2016 08:35 PM

Looks like he isn't winning the rumble at least.

Evil Vito 01-18-2016 08:36 PM

<font color=goldenrod>I THINK Jericho was paying homage to Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun...in which case I approve.</font>

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:36 PM

Cole just snuck in a Glenn Frey reference.

Good man, Cole. Good man.

Volare 01-18-2016 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 4758043)
<font color=goldenrod>I THINK Jericho was paying homage to Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun...in which case I approve.</font>

I was wondering that with the moonwalk if he was being "The umpire"

DAMN iNATOR 01-18-2016 08:36 PM

Jericho's antics the one redeeming thing about entire opening segment and that match.

Emperor Smeat 01-18-2016 08:37 PM

Royal Rumble commercial this year is pretty cool.

Locke 01-18-2016 08:37 PM

The Royal Rumble isn't "one versus all" at all. When they advertise it like that it makes it even more obvious that Roman Reigns is going to win

Volare 01-18-2016 08:41 PM

AWWWW SHIT STEPH LAYING IT DOWN!

Volare 01-18-2016 08:42 PM

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo stealing catchphrases!

Volare 01-18-2016 08:43 PM

Brie Mode activated......so she's drunk?

ClockShot 01-18-2016 08:43 PM

WATCH TOTAL DIVAS!

Mercenary 01-18-2016 08:43 PM

Bries theme so awful

Volare 01-18-2016 08:43 PM

Nattie with Paige....this should be nice :)

Triple A 01-18-2016 08:44 PM

Thought Natalya already "came back" like a month ago


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