First ever RAW is Leap(ing Lanny Poffo) Day Thread
 

Won't happen again for 28 years (Road to Wrestlemania 60)

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Last week on raw essentially
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really dude it's like 9am

I would break into someone's house to watch tonight's Raw if I could be guaranteed a Laney Poffo appearance.

Yeah. I know but I wanted to start this one for its historic once in a lifetime importance

jk love you slik
 

hey anything that sticks it to slik I'm all for

Man. Now I'm all hyped up for WM 60! Hope it's not a huge letdown.

Wrestlemania60 will probably be headlined by the spawn of Nicki Bella and John Cena vs the spawn of Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella.

Hall of Fame spoilers

they should have Godfather and Jacqueline come out together and they can re-enact that time when her tits were flailing about

Roggan and Kenyan win the Tag Team Titles.

Declan becomes the 2, in UnderTakers 62-2.

Sable/Christian so random lol

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Aurora Levesque becomes Divas Champion to culminate the 10th Divas Revolution.

She'll be 37 at WM 60

How old is her dad going to be when he defends the WWEND title in a month?

46

He'll be older than Vince is now at WM 60

If Vince isn't dead he'll be going on 99.

Moreover how old was her mother when she wrestled Brie Bella?

Point being she's the genetic sum of Triple H & the McMahons. She'll be at Wrestlemania 100.

Aurora Levesque will be a 16 time divas champion and a one time WWE Champ.

I wonder if this will lead to The Rock body-slamming Rusev at WrestleMania (assuming people will keep losing his bodyslam challenge until then)

Cena will be a 47 time world champ by WM 60 and still bury the roster

Batista will enter the cheat code before that happens. So while Cena may end up a 47 time champ, Batista will be easily at like 79 time champ by then. Still a good main event for WM60.

Who's watching RAW tonight?

Steve

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Thought RAW was about to start, but then realized still doesn't start for an hour....

Honestly? Probably won't watch

Will probably clean my room

Rusev should have some kind of car made in Bulgaria

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Chinese company builds their cars in Bulgaria.

Needs a Chinese wrestler

Was gonna enter Mick Foley's Wrestlemania Dream Vacation, but then looked at my schedule for those days.... have events on April 1st and April 2nd.... so couldn't even go.....

I can see it now..

Big Show vs Rusev in Sumo Monster Tanks at Wrestlemania

Better than Big Show vs. Kevin Owens

Plus Rusev + tanks = Awesome

Is there a RAW pre show?

Evening boys & girls.

Love watching Raw. I always get a good night sleep when my eyes bite the dust around 9 to 9 30ish.

Hoping Wyatt starts his Mania feud. Excited to see what they do with Ryback. They messed up so mad with his last heel run.

To continue their attempts to get Roman over by borrowing angles/gimmicks/stories from previously over wrestlers, Roman will now be wrestling with Undashing Cody Rhodes' mask on.

Uncle Hunter's promo time.

Now's the time for your bathroom break.

Jack Swagger to answer the Rusev Body Slam Challenge and begin the Swag Jag across America, baby!

Yeah this sounds exactly like the promo on Smackdown.

Is Triple H turning face yet?

Roman seems v popular in Nashville....

It's a really good idea to do the exact same things on RAW that they do on SmackDown. Think about it -- if you watch SmackDown you get to brag to your friends that you saw the exact same thing before them -- almost like you went to the future. It runs the program on television, so the WWE's elite broadcasting specialists can determine whether or not it tested well, and they can do a more rehearsed version live.

If you don't watch SmackDown, you don't miss out on anything; but if you do then you still get it first.

This is why WWE are the cutting edge in entertainment.

I hope Roman has to wear a Cody Rhodes style face mask

This makes me long for the days of the territories. Roman Reigns would be a massive babyface in Memphis. Can you imagine Reigns coming out with a rock guitar or on horse back, ready for his showdown with Memphis Legend Jerry "The King" Lawler?

Roman should get a nose job where his nose is made bigger and then the feud between him and Triple H can be over who has the biggest nose.

Masked Roman would actually be pretty cool. It's a good device used in many dramatic epics. When Reigns wins the WWE Title at WrestleMania he can remove the mask and reveal that he was beautiful all along.

Good idea. He should also come out and say "You make have broken my nose, but at least mine isn't as ugly as yours! Suffering succotash!" and the crowd will love him forever.

Dealing with serious situations with passive comedic detachment is a perfect device for not only coping in rassling, but in life. Just ask Del Rio about how hot he got in his epic rivalry with Jack Swagger where he was the mature one and just mocked The Real Americans.

It would probably never happen, but Dean's craziness and Shane's recklessness would probably make for one hell of a tag team.

I think the only reason Del Rio doesn't get many boos when he comes out now is because people still want to cheer him after that angle.

Dean and Shane -- The Douglases

Does it include the sweet hoodie jacket Cody wore as well?

No. Reigns must come out on a Hannibal Lecter thing.

This some sort of ploy to get Dean in the main event at 'Mania?

Just make it a 4 way for the Title at Mania. That would be kinda awesome

Please for the love of God call an audible for WM

Weird question: How is Luther Reigns doing? I heard he sued the WWE before. That would be a shame, because he'd be the perfect babyface to bring back and help his brother against The Authority.

Seems "weird" to "derail" the buildup of Ambrose/Lesnar to use Dean again as a pawn to get Roman Reigns over

Fatal 4-Way for Mania is probably a smarter way to go at this point.

Worked very well for Cena with randomly asking for title shots and matches.

Main event for the Road to Wrestlemania Network special? I could go for that.

MORE BIG STARS IN ONE MATCH BABY!!!!!!

Pointless

Triple H vs. Dean Ambrose in Toronto would be a lot of fun. Triple H vs. Jericho in a remaatch from WrestleMania X-8 where they invite Shisen so he can see them wrestle would be good too.

Ambrose and Renee Young should appear in a WWE Films version of Beauty and the Beast together.

I hope Fandango changes the Body Slam Challenge into a Dance-Off tonight. It's not about wins and losses -- it's about putting smiles on people's faces.

Shane vs. 'Taker. Hell in a Cell.

I'm still looking for "Subject to change" in very very fine print.

Damn.... putting this match on now..... would have been a great main event, or mid-show "wake up".....

Orange hair vs. Purple hair.

CHOOSE A SIDE!

Oh, hey, look, every single McMahon besides Linda on an episode of RAW. Never seen that before. :roll:

Card is always subject to change

LUNCH TIME!!!!

Nice "I paid to see Becky" sign

#TeamPurple

Hope they give this match decent time....

Before ending in shenanigans to make a triple threat match at Mania

Lynch 4 Lyfe

Sasha Banks very beautiful,,,

I saw him in this documentary about prescription drug addiction... he didn't look ring ready.

I got a feeling this is going to be a triple threat at 'Mania.

Can't see Charlotte or Ric sitting still during this match.

Insane Chrisley Knows Best commercial

It's so bad that I find it highly amusing.

Lol

A double pin?!

THEY WENT THAT ROUTE!?!

Triple Threat!!

Well that was a very awkwardly done ending.... Samoa Joe/Sami Zayn did it better.....

Looks like we'll get our triple threat.

Flair family shenanigans makes more sense!

Is that not an NXT finish?

Looked like someone on Creative watched NXT recently with that ending.

Triple Threat!! Then Bayley shows up on RAW the night after and wins it.

Triple threat, baby!

Best RAW segment of all-time to involve all 4 McMahons (IMHO):

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Then randomly just play Charlotte's theme to end the segment

Wyatts aren't impressed.

Hate cutting away from Wyatt promos to show the crowd.....

Bray needs a Mania win, don't even care who against at this point

Anyone else touch the screen when Wyatt extended his hand?




I sure as fuck did! :)

So hard to take Wyatt seriously anyways when they never actually look strong for long

Did you feel your soul transfer out your body and through the tv screen?

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result."

Like, I dunno, what, say, putting Bray Wyatt into feud after feud and expecting him to win?