On the other hand...
 

Maryse is pretty hot.


Thoughts and comments appreciated but not mandatory.

prefer Beckaford Lynch

Both my hands think Maryse is pretty hot, dawg.

This thread is now a MARYSE appreciation thread.

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/phot...-1066-1599.jpg

Now that is a perfect 10/10. Puts that big nosed, saggy tits Becky Lynch to shame.

:wave: Supreme

Excited for the future of the IC title picture. Haven't had anyone as credible as Maryse's hotness in a long time.

Yeah she's hot in a "masterfully airbrushed latex doll" kind of way.

You guys do know that no woman who looks like her has any clue how to suck a cock right.

Man with 13,000+ posts on a wrestling forum talking about what women are like in bed :lol::lol::lol:

I would seed her

Please walk us through how you came to this conclusion

She is going to take her husband to the top, no doubt. They can trash Summer Rae now

Sounds like someone hasn't experienced many women in his life

I will be sure to tell her to take lessons from you

Lets be fair - he's not played this one well

The reason fellato was invented was so that one day men could post online while being serviced.

Why exactly would a woman like that ever have to put a cock in her mouth?

No practice = no skill.

Because she might want to?

Yeah I'm the one lacking experience.

Just so we're clear, this is based on your personal experience and knowledge right?

Because obviously it would be ridiculous to make sweeping generalizations without any data to support it. I know you wouldn't do that.

I'd feel safe putting money on the prospect.

Personal experience and testimony of others.

No I've never been blown by Maryse. I have been blown by a number of women and as a safe rule of thumb the ones who have been more generically hot haven't been near as good at it as one might expect.

Back to the topic

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/phot...38-322-390.jpg

Fuck my life. I would stick my cock in a hole full of AIDS infested needles after having sex with Maryse if that were a requirement.

I would probably get a boner just if Maryse laughed at one of my jokes. Never mind what I'd do to have sex with her.

So.... we can basically rule out ever having female posters here....

Also, not to pull a Gertner but this chick clearly suffers from severe horse face. I know it's hard when you're a single dude with tens of thousands of posts on a wrestling website, but you would find 80 hotter chicks at your local Macy's or even a fucking Marshall's.

I don't know about "horse" exactly but there's definitely something unsettling about how her facall features are arranged.

read that as "fecal features" and got the weirdest boner

God I hate autocorrect.

You pulled a Gertner. Well done sir.

News flash buddy attractive women like to please their man too. Some enjoy having a cock in their mouth. Its not the 50s

I never said she wouldn't do it but I stand by my very firm doubt that she's any good at it.

And think about this - she married the fucking Miz. Sound like a woman who's been rocking a lot of good life choices?

She married an incredibly successful, talented young man who has had fame in both regular television and in pro wrestling, who is pretty much guaranteed to be financially and socially set for life with no known psychological or physical problems (no drug problems, criminal activity etc).


Yeah whats a terrible life choice.

Curtis laying the smackdown

Curtis just hit the rock bottom

Somebody stop the damn match!

omg theo got totally owned, can't believe he got so owned... what an ownage, so pathetic that he got owned so much


ETC.

On top of what Curtis said, you ever consider that maybe, just maybe, Michael is a great and loving husband to her?

Maybe Theo thinks he is a better catch than Miz.

Well I can only assume he's a way better tpww poster than the Miz is.

Curtis is the fucking man. Strong style of tpww he is.

I don't care if he massages her with the milk of the sheep that produced the golden fleece and showers her in water from the fountain of youth and feeds her with the meat of those magic birds Hercules had to shoot. He's still the Miz.

I bet I can cook better than he can.

Without quoting anyone or reading most of the thread, I just want to throw out there that some women actually enjoy sucking dick, regardless of how hot they are.

Well i'm glad if that initial disclaimer.

Maryse may well love a cock in her mouth, I have no idea. What I do know is that nobody gets good at any skill without being critiqued on it, and I can't beleive that anyone who has ever had their cock in her mouth would have dared tell her she was doing a shit job of it.

Two part theory summed up-
Extremely hot women don't HAVE to suck cock and if they choose not to, will be no good at it.
Extremely hot women who choose to suck cock will never be corrected on their method for fear of having the benefit revoked, and so will be no good at it.

I'm not sure I agree with any of your posts in this thread

Not enough pics in here

I'm with vsg. 2 pages and only two Maryse pics? Shame.

Who needs pictures when you can see her as Sloth in The Goonies. Let alone, does anybody know what a Google Image Search is? All I see is a bunch of guys talking about blowjobs with other guys.

this thread could use some more underboob

http://i.imgur.com/pGiJqom.jpg

and just so we have one on record

PS Theo Dious is having a fucking shocker in this thread

Matt Hardy V1?

OHHHHHH YEEEEEAH!

Full disclosure I'd think far less of Maryse for marrying Matt than the Miz.