6/6/16 RAW THREAD
 

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bah gawd almight stephanie is a damn jezebel!

If Roman doesn't wrestle odds are good he's out of Survivor (doubt hed wrestle on SD) and then it's down to to Big Battle: E vs Cass.

Kane returns

Kane isn't in the New Era

Chokeslams everybody in the MITB Ladder Match and gets himself added.

Let's hope we don't have two of the worst hours in the history of Raw followed by one hour of quality product.

That means I'm hoping we get a fully watchable show tonight, but I realize that instead means we're going to get three hours of drizzling shits. Sorry guys.

I hope we get The New Day vs. The Club tonight.

As well as Becky Lynch.

No summary for tonight's show?!

WHAT AM I EXPECTING TONIGHT?!

I DONT KNOW!!!!!!

I was about to post "Dean Fucking Ambrose"

What the.........?

Also:

Not enough podiums? So they had to improvise and use ladders?

UP YOUR BUDGET, VINCE!

Rock and Roll

Time for Bray, right?

Really weird way to hold a talk show segment. Guess the WWE doesn't have any spare plants lying around to be a co-host for a normal one.

Fact:

Oklahoma has the most earthquakes in the U.S. Small ones you can't feel.

Imagine if one hit right now, with these guys still on ladders.

:lol: Ambrose

Oooohh Spanish. lolo

Jericho looks so... dainty.

Thought HBK & Razor Ramon put the first ladder match together.

Could go for a Jericho-Ceasro feud right now.

This is a weird fucking segment, but at least it's funny-weird.

"I'm from Winnipeg you idiot."

:lol:

WHAT?!!!!!!

:eek: Teddy Long is back

TAG TEAM SENSE IS TINGING!

IT'S A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MAN IS HERE!

TEDDY LONG! :eek:

TEDDY!!!!!!!

Okay.

Teddy Long? And not in a gif?

So, like, the show started off with six dudes on top of ladders arguing like gradeschoolers--hilariously--and then Teddy Long is back from the dead to make a tag team match.

Am I high?

Poor Teddy haha haha

Huh?

is Teddy long high?

WTF is a disqualification match?

Teddy's just straight ramblin' now.

Someone please get Teddy back to the nursing home.

What is this segment.

Teddy have a stroke?

Based on this live segment, I do not want Teddy Long running a live show.

Shane can't be live via satellite?

So Steph's a heel again?

Singles matches.

Gotta fill them 3 hours somehow.

lol what the fuck did I just witness?

They should have made that be a Snicker's commercial. Have him eat a Snickers and then have him make a tag team match PLAYA!

I'm just gonna chalk that up to teddy long being overexcited about being back on TV playa.

So IF Finn Balor does not win that match, he's up with the WWE Bullet Club asap. Right?

I hope so. He deserves the payday.

Really good dude. A friend of mine got to take his son backstage to a NXT show, and Finn (and Joe) were both super cool to the kid. Finn sent him a bunch of signed stuff a couple of weeks later for the kid's birthday.

No rush with heel AJ in charge of Da Club. Balor could make it as a face with the Demon in WWE also.

tHE GREATEST THING ABOUT TONIGHT'S RAW!!!!!!!!

I MISSED TEDDY LONG

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS

Getting the big "shock" out of the way early.

Game 4 of the Stanley Cup going on right now.

Maybe he'll show up for your Smackdown.

^

I would mark out for Teddy Long

Should I do LIVE spoilers tomorrow from Smackdown for TPWW?

:eek:

Damn Cesaro.

where is RAW 2night at...

I felt bad for Teddy Long..I think he blew his chance to be back..

Oklahoma City.

AJ welcoming Cena back was like a when a flight attendant welcomes you to the city you just landed in.

Uh oh New Day.

thank u @ ClockShot

Heh.

Just realized I crossed the 22k post threshold.

I've only been watching for ten minutes but feels like longer, donut know why

That is correct.

You can hopefully contribute something to the forums as great as Becky Lunch

You better beat down Owen White

Here's the Ali montage I've been waiting for.

Fuck you Cole/WWE. Don't use Muhammad Ali to promote Roman/Rollins.

I'm pretty sure they just used Ali's death to put over Roman Reigns.

This does not surprise me.

has it really been 3 and a half years since The Shield debuted?

Does anyone know if Michael Cole is still really ripped?

Seems like he could be "fat" again now but maybe not...

Has he taken off his shirt recently?

http://www.kayfabenews.com/wp-conten...fore-after.jpg

I missed it what did they say?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns">@WWERomanReigns</a> is in the wrong place at the wrong time,&quot; - Seth Rollins<br>&quot;No kidding,&quot; - the internet<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/739980093187973120">June 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Something like "Muhammad Ali had the biggest fights. And when you talk about biggest fights you have to talk about Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns."

Probably and no.

The suits he wears does make him look fat/bulky at times which is why him being ripped was a big shock around the net at the time.

"Hey Roman is still getting booed, what do we do?"

"Let's play the Seth documentary where he's sympathetic and awesome, that'll work"

The biggest thing I took away from the WWE 24 thing on Rollins was that it looks like he has an incredible relationship with Vince.

Him sneaking up on Vince backstage at the NXT show and grabbing him, and Vince being pleasantly surprised as opposed to suspending him, says something. More importantly, when he came back at Extreme Rules, Vince greets him with "That's what you've been missing, right?" and Seth responds with "No, that's what you've been missing!" and gets a rise out of Vince.

I can't imagine they're going to put Rollins over Reigns, but those moments give me some hope.

It's amusing Seth can cut a better promo drugged out after major surgery than Roman can

RUSEV UDREA! RUSEV MASCHKA!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL RUSSEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder if JBL is going to trash Swaggie for being a disappointment to America like all the other times he faced Rusev.

The 24/7 thing I heard was pretty good but it doesn't really mix with him coming as a heel. Why show him on the long road to recovery like that to continue him as a heel? They should have filmed that thing with him being a prick the whole time.

I guess they knew there was a problem or they wouldn't have edited the clips with more heelish extra interviews for Raw.

Segments like last week between Cena and Styles & The Club are why we need J.R. back on RAW commentary. He knew how to bring the emotional intensity to scenes like that.

Hmmmmmm.

Swagger get the win here in his home state?

Swagger will lose in his home state. This must seem like a Thunder game to these people in the stands.

SWAGGER TIME

Why's he still got the Real American gimmick?

Hopefully this time Swaggie time never ends.

Come on, man.

I wonder if this an apologize push for Titus

The Running Man is a great movie, Titus.

Oops.