WWE RAW 9/26 feat. Things that will Machka RAW, Papa Shango's Curse, and a New Day of some random stuff
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Did you really thing this Sheamus/<a href="https://twitter.com/WWECesaro">@WWECesaro</a> feud was going to be over? That's adorable <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/780460126352318464">September 26, 2016</a></blockquote>
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I've got a feeling that Rollins is going to be fine and attack Owens.

I'm fine with Roman Reigns winning the US Title, but I don't really know if we need him to beat Rusev again and again and again.

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Lol, I've got a feeling that Gallows & Anderson win the Tag Titles here, and they just wanted New Day to get to 400 days. Wow.

WWE Network: We've got 17 PPVs a year, but we'll give away most of the matches on RAW the next night, so maybe just watch if you've got nothing better to do? Maybe? It's only $9.99. A bit cheap? No, that's about what it's worth.

Roman Reigns should really turn heel on this show.

Enzo & Cass vs. The Shining Stars will probably happen, with Enzo getting that illustrious pin over Epico.

Interesting to see where the Women's Division goes. Sasha vs. Bayley seems to be teased, but it's possible they stop at Charlotte vs. Sasha. I can't see them giving Charlotte the night off at Hell in a Cell. Charlotte vs. Sasha and Bayley vs. Nia Jax?

Please begin your posting in here with your prediction for Raw's ratings going up against a shitshow of a "Presidential" debate and MNF.

Bonus points if you can guess the ridiculous attempt at corrective action for next week.

Rating: 1.4

Reaction: Vince returns next Monday.

While you wait, here's a video of Cole/JBL abandoning Byron at a rest stop, where he undoubtedly had to perform sexual favors in order to find his way to Baltimore.

This is in my city tonight, but I have to work. Fucking sucks.

I'd like Gallows & Anderson to get a rematch for the tag titles tonight............and win.


Otherwise, aside from Enzo & Cass, Raw's tag division is done.

Rating: 1.8.

Reaction: A Hell in a Cell Preview - Next Week!

Nah, it'll be Vince returning.

Would be pretty dumb although not the first time nor the last the WWE decided it was better to give away a title change on tv instead of a ppv.

Might as well just let New Day break the tag record to get it over with since they are very close like when Nikki broke the Divas reign. Then do a fresh reset on the entire division.

Did I hear right? "The following contest....."!

NO OPENING PROMO?!

Must be trying to get us hooked before we switch to football or *gulp* the debate.

Opening up with Reigns.

This is not a good sign.

I think I tuned into the wrong show. This is starting with a match, it can't possibly be Monday Night RAW.

Ive got zero problems with Roman as U.S. Champ

Yes he still sucks

...Did Rusev get a jobber entrance to open the show?

Feels soo odd RAW not starting off with a talkie segment even though it was already teased a match was opening the show.

Rusev getting the jobber entrance probably means they are going to pull a Slammys and cram a bunch of stuff before the debate show.

Really glad Comcast changed their Live TV streaming to a terrible new interface that freezes constantly. May end up saving me from a terrible show.

Time Warner Cable's internet streaming thing was freaking horrible too and "buffered" like every 5-20 seconds...

Should just use http://www.usanetwork.com/videos/live imho!

The way this is going, I'm preferring the opening promo.

boring ass match so far

Entire match has been rest holds and punches

Clothesline...

Clothesline City

Rusev's lucky he didn't get seriously hurt from the way Reigns landed on him. Papa Shango must have felt last night was enough for him this week.

Oh fuck me. Both Xfinity and the USA Live TV are now showing me fucking NCIS because they realized I'm west coast. Going to be fucking livid if I'm stuck with the west coast three hour delay feed now.

Thought I was gonna have a epileptic seizure with those camera cuts.

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Okay, used my dad's credentials, since he lives in the Eastern time zone. Thank god its based on billing address rather than geolocation.

The good news is that I can finally cancel my cable.

Ya I use my parents' login :cool:

You only missed about 20 mins of filler / nothing at all happening

And we're in the crowd.

Oh god this sucks

Cool another non definitive finish.

OK, feeling more like RAW now with the non-finish to this match.

Bullet Club shirt in plain view.

A double count out after a boring forever match with a dude mos people don't like, and a bad guy that people do kind of like that generally gets booked like shit.

That'll keep people locked in to Monday Night Raw!

Did security or the refs get a day off?

Nobody bothering to stop the post-match brawl from dragging on even longer.

I don't think I heard that correctly, but I'm going to assume they were chanting "This is awful."

Would like to have been a fly on the wall in the creative room to know what's planned the rest of the night.

"Hey Vince. We're going up against Monday Night Football and the biggest Presidential Debate on the modern era. What should we do?"

"OPEN UP WITH AN HOUR OF REIGNS DAMMIT."

"Are you sure?"

"AND MAKE IT A NON-FINISH, PAL"

Think Rusev has had the upper hand maybe once in this entire feud.......

I remember the steel chair being the all powerful weapon of choice.

Now, it has no effect on people.

I'm glad the person who disrupted someones wedding ceremony is standing tall now.

Let's not talk about last night's PPV. HYPE THE VIDEO GAME!

Del Rio?

It's all downtown, George

How is Rusev the heel in this thing

Sweet. Half my wish granted tonight.

He's a joke! It's funny the internet treats him like he's Rock or Macho Man.

Hopefully that's it for the Rusev-Reigns feud and Rusev doesn't have a free-fall like with the post-Cena feud. This one was a lot more one sided than Cena-Rusev was.

I can't wait to see how they're going to fill the last 20 minutes before the debate.

Don't think anyone does that.

We do like him, though.

Time to make Sheamus and Cesaro a tag team

How to decide this.

Coin flip, rock paper scissors, odd & evens?

Comcast currently trying to push me a "GREAT DEAL" that will give me a bunch more channels I won't watch and ignoring the actual reason I'm canceling.

If this doesn't result in a Last Man Standing, the whole series is a huge waste.

The prophecy has come to pass.

Lock Jaw with the inside track.

Yep.... saw that tag team thing coming...... said it yesterday to dude I was watching with.... and then read Poit saying the same thing.....

Oh for fuck's sake. This is literally the worst possible way to resolve this.

"You don't have to like it, but that's my decision!"

Mick Foley speaking for Vince.

:lol: at the Best of 7 series actually ending in a draw and WWE going with the lazy tag option.

I feel like WWE took this hour before the debate to do everything they could to make sure no one would continue watching.

You don't know what you like I TELL YOU WHAT YOU LIKE-Vince

Time to start making a pizza and prepare to go throw my cable box through Comcast's window.

Eating leftover pizza. Watching same matches.... almost exact rerun of yesterday....

Time for the Big Debate...

Catch you guys for the last half hour of War Zone

Wow at that sound when Big E went into the ring post.

Big E made sure to turn for the dive

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Fuck that's a Lotta red.

Kofi is dead and the match ended just the same as always.

what even Guerreroe'd Kofi? Too busy yelling at Comcast to see.

Probably when Gallows threw him into the steel steps.

CONFIRMED: Rollins to attack Owens during highlight reel

BREAKING NEWS: Husband and Wife spotted travelling together

Wait. Was employment on the line in this best of seven series?

What the fuck is this show.

Foley's promos about the draw would have been a lot better had the "Loser Leaves RAW" stip got added for the Best of 7 series. Winner gets a nice prize and loser gets " future endeavours" as a parting gift.

Bayley got the jobber opponent treatment?

What the fuck is going on tonight?

Cesaro needs to quit WWE and go where his true heart lies playing Jason Stathams stunt double/Replacing Jason Statham

Anna Fields hot braud

Vince must really believe Trump will dominate the debate and is trying to do him a solid.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECesaro">@WWECesaro</a>, when does your Raw contract end? We'd love to have you on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackdownLive?src=hash">#SmackdownLive</a> :)</p>&mdash; Daniel Bryan (@WWEDanielBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/780574781036982272">September 27, 2016</a></blockquote>
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They're gonna implode this Steph/Mick partnership really fast, aren't they?

CM Punk will be chiming in on that any second.

Gotta have an excuse for Vince to come back next week.

"I hired you for your brains."

Well, Steph, maybe you are the one making poor business decisions.

For the love of god, Cruiserweights, save us.

Damn, no new episode of Lucifer tonight..... why bother premiering last week if you are just going to take a week off already......

Wish Rich Swann would do the Alex Wright dance.....

A lot of "generic" entrance themes for the cruiserweights here.

Or hire Alex Wright as his manager.

Or make Alex Wright the Universal Champion