Raw Thread 3rd October 2016: The same old thing, we did last week. Not a thing to do, but watch RAW
 

Ashton Kutcher is TNAs mysterious donor.

Yay RAW thread nearly 7 hours early!

Big fan of That 70s Show. Kelso screaming Burn has been my notification alert/message tone for about 3 years now.

This doesn't surprise me.

Do you not like the show? I've seen every episode and watch the re runs all the time.

Felt 4% "pumped for Raw" then imagined a possible Gallows and Anderson vs. New Day segment / match and felt dread

Who again does Kutcher and Masterson have beef with? I remember watching Raw last week and their video but I can't remember what it was in response to.

Jericho.

It's a big show with big stars. Everyone was pumped early.

Woo! Time to for some reason slog through another 3 hour RAW for the few good bits, while TV shows I enjoy more are on!

Oh, right. Kutcher and this other guy are special guests tonight.


Is there a reason why Ashton Kutcher is on the show? Is he behind in alimony payments to Demi Moore or something?

I'm fully aware of the tweeter bullshit with Jericho.

But there really has to be a reason.

DVR is king. Will watch Gotham live and once it ends I start Raw. Don't catch up live until about the last segment.

Are you guys ready to freaking rock or not really

Yeah....... I could watch Gotham and Lucifer live over slogging through RAW live...... but for inexplicable reasons, I just don't.......

For those about to rock, I salute you


For those who aren't, F you

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Sensing this thread will be "a 4 pager"

Cool. Women are the main.

Feels like just as I got back into watching the shows weekly again, every1 else is "giving up" on them... feels like it's my fault somehow................... :'-(

It's a quality issue. That's all.

I mean, I can easily make it double or triple that depending on how many GIFs you guys want to deal with.

Uuhhhhhhhh

F*ck Roman Reign

Roman Reigns

Some people boo, some people cheer, but the WWE Universe is making a lot of noise!!!!!

Raw's the "B" show.

Doesn't deserve humor or gifs or anything.

Booing @ Roman's bloodline being represented

:lol: at the booing every time Reigns raised the title.

RAW was soo close to making it 2 weeks in a row with no talkies starting the show.

Pink rope month

Don't feel like watching

Dah. Lana.

Congratulations to Roman Reigns for doing the impossible once again--something that not even ISIS and Al'Qaeda could do: turn people against the United States.

Lana smokeshow..... no matter what Gertner says......

OK cool...

Really want the crowd to start chanting "RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA!"

Really want to hear Lana tell fans to "Sha Tup" like the good ol' days

Roman Reigns trying to bully Lana/Rusev again.....

"Thank you Lana" is a good start.

Lana telling it like it is

While Roman smiles like a goof

Lana's actually not wrong about what she's saying about Reigns

YES

She said "SHA TUP"

Rusev definitely feels like he should be the face in this feud

GO TO HELL!

That's not PG, Lana.

:y: Reigns got Machka'd

I would like this feud if Rusev was Face and Roman was heel.

Take the belt and run, Rusev!

HAHAHAHAHA

Rusev just cannot get the upper hand in this feud ever

Hell in a cell for the US title.

That's new.

Sigh... Rusev never going to get one over on Roman Reign...

I believe Roman given that he's been taking all of us to hell for the better part of a year.

Reigns-Rusev feud already feels worse than the Cena-Rusev and that one had some pretty bad booking.

just told slik to message owenbrown on Facebook to tell him about Rusev kicking Roman Reigns's ass (owenbrown is no longer watching WWE Raw until Roman Reigns is released from his WWE contract) because it might cheer owenbrown up a bit... but just as I typed it, Roman Reign came up from behind and attacked Rusev, getting the upperhand again :-(

How many times will we have to hear Lana yell "GO TO HELL" in Hell in the Cell hype videos now

Say it enough, we got a new chant to roll with at shows.

I literally have no interest in the lightweight division but I love the champion's theme song.

Sweet video game music.

Although the Konami Code gag we used on Batista may come back and bite him down the road.

I don't get the necessity of changing the ring ropes

Oh, hey, they finally finished TJP's entrance so it doesn't just say "Health" forever.

And the ring mat

Its pretty cool they have their own color. If the division takes off maybe they will get their own show for like an hour or something. Maybe the first hour of Raw turns into the lightweight division.

Perkins making Kendrick look silly

Mean of Perkins to disrespect that show of sportsmanship by Kendrick.

Sure Kendrick could have kicked him in the nuts or headbutt him but maybe this time Kendrick was sincere with the hand shake.

I don't think having a different presentation is a bad thing. It helps make it unique without being as fucking obnoxious as Sin Cara's bullshit.

It's all about branding baby

That's new.

Sticking the guy's hand in the turnbuckle pulley thingy.

Liked that spot with the fingers in the turnbuckle......

Wondered what might have happened if his hand got stuck..

No pink rope for cruiserweights

cruiserweights must be pro-breast cancer

Let's go Kendrick!

If Kendrick's finisher is Slice Bread #2 then what is Slice Bread #1 supposed to be?

BULLY CHOKE

KENDRICK TAPPED OUT THE CHAMPION!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SUNDAY NIGHT?!!!

Aww..non title predictability

This wasn't for the belt? What the hell.

I really hope D. Brian Kendrick doesn't go full on pirate in the future.

We all know what happened to Captain Burchill.

Not even the Cruiser division champ is immune to 50-50 booking.

Match was pretty good though.

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Wait, that was non-title the f***

THE FANS SHOULD BE THROWING TRASH IN THE RING R/N

Finger in the turn buckle bit was crazy.

And making the champion tap out just might get him a future title oppurtunity..just might..maybe not..

Yeah that could have ended really bad for Perkins if either him or Kendrick slipped during the spot.

Last thing the WWE needs is for this guy to be invoked again:
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Feels like they never even say that a match is non-title... annoying

This has to piss the live crowd off

Somebody handed him the MitB though

:| Did whoever wrote this promo for Rollins legit forget Rollins time in the Authority.

Him trashing Owens for being handed everything was really dumb considering Rollins recent past.

Seth Rollins predictably becoming a generic WWE face

"I worked so hard to get here" speech... only thing every WWE face does... fcking boring...

How did anyone want Seth Rollins to turn face... dumb...

I wish WestWorld was on r/n

WWE makes all faces boring

Airing at 9PM..... will be taping it to watch.......

John Cena should have gotten rabies

Awww..los Angeles don't you dare be scared...clap for your World famous 2 time champs and feeeeeel the hooror

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BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Back to robbers for Stroman

Chase Silver serious business

"More than Pink" .. "BRAAAAAUUUUUN"

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