Hell in a Cell with women!!!!!!!!!! (Hell in a Cell 2016 Discussion Thread)
 

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I dig Renee Young wearing a pumpkin sweater.

Booker T: You don't turn on a friend.

Booker, your fucking BROTHER turned on you.

I'm here live, fellas. Let's dance.

Can't stop thinking "Heck in a Ceck"........

Christ Kendrick seems so fucking high all the time.

I think the Cruiserweight title match is gonna go hard tonight.

I fucking love Booker T. And Renee Young.

Maura Ranallo and Corey Graves calling a cruiserweight match.

About damn time.

I know a few bars Tony Nese would look appropriate at in that outfit.

Sin Cara should go back to Hunico just to set himself apart from the likes of Lince Dorado and Gran Metallik.

...that is still Hunico, right?

I hate this kfc ad

Yeah, still Hunico.

I think WWE may want to keep the Sin Cara character?

It's not going to coem close to the brutality of the Sexy Star vs Mariposa
No blood unless it's accidental.

WWE probably still makes a good deal of money from Sin Cara masks or else they probably would have unmasked him by now.

Here's the Cruiserweight action people have been expecting.

Merchandising-wise, Sin Cara makes sense. It would just be easier to digest without the mask in-ring.

This sounds like heel New Day. The good one.

Hunico was the fucking man. Sin Cara, not so much.

I wish they would talk about tricep meat again.

Why must the faces make fun of the interviewers? Is that The Rock's fault?

Nese's inverted pump handle slam looked pretty cool.

Feel like The Rock is to blame for 98% of faces being total bellends nowadays.

Well, him and DX.

I think he was one of the most impressive dudes in the CWC. I hope they let him cut loose a little bit at some point.

Did Kofi just mention his own weird chest?

This 5 minutes have made the New Day the most unlikable people in WWE history.

Well that was several minutes of my life I'll never get back.

God damn that was brutal.

The only PPV where Raw goes head to head with Smackdown.

Join us in January for the Royal Rumble!

I wonder if the Sasha/Charlotte "main event" will open the show like No Mercy.

They probably shouldn't get people's hopes up by showing that crazy Foley bump in the promo package. Nothing like that will be happening tonight.

According to the sheets it was scheduled to as of this morning.
Of course it's been 12 hours .... but hey, at least it wasn't on the preshow

I love how they skip over the Kelly Kelly era in that package

SHUCKY DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

That fucking graphic is so hilarious.

Charlotte vs. Sasha reminds me of that Burger King commercial.

Guy 1: "Charlotte"

Guy 2: "Charlotte"

Guy 1: "Sasha"

Guy 2: "Sasha"

Guy 1: "Title"

Guy 2: "Title"

Guy 1: "Hell in a Cell"

Guy 1: "Someone's gonna die."

While there won't be any stops that crazy, if they go on last I think the women will pull out all of the stops tonight. Genuinely should be a fantastic match.

Although hoping WWE gets something right is normally a good way to disappoint yourself.

Someone is going to break a nail
Maybe

Is Sasha from Boston? Or am I imagining that? Maybe I'm thinking of John Cena.

The cell is coming down. Women definitely kicking this off.

If it's first, I riot.

Although to be fair I'm in my own house, so destroying stuff and starting fires would be kinda short-sighted.

"Your opening contest is THE MAIN EVENT..."

Haha, fuck outta here with that.

Based on the order of the pretend Tarot cards... maybe they're going to have the balls to do it.

I once went to a gig where it was being live broadcast on the radio, so the headliners were first followed by the support.

Needless to say no-one stuck around.

This is the right call. Good news.

OK, this will do.

Lana is boner-inducing, for sure. Any chance Rusev wins here?

Good. Starting with the right match.

I would pay more money than I'd like to admit to have a night with Lana.

Amish Rusev

Has the cell always been that big?

That is a might fine Bulgarian Beard.

Damn I didn't know Roman Reigns was demoted to the US Champion

They probably made Rusev shave once they realized he looked too much like Roman Reigns on the match bumpers.

Roman joined the Wolfpac

I think the newest iteration (maybe from last year or this year's mania?) is a few feet taller than the previous incarnations.

His music didn't even kick in before BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Since they starting having Hell in a Cell PPVs I think.

:lol: "Lets Go Rusev" "Rusev sucks" chants being the exact same voices.

Lets go Rusev! Rusev Rocks!

Somebody said it Dean should've been the one to keep the riot gear (if anyone had to retain that look)

So tell me if I miss anyone, but the last few US Champions were...

John Cena
Alberto Del Rio
Kalisto
Rusev
Roman Reigns

What the hell are they trying to do here?

The crowd was born to shit on this match with the "We want Lana" chants

But... Don't we all?

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Why do I kinda like Roman Reigns?

Del Rio and Kalisto had two reigns each but yes.

Cena was trying to build prestige to the belt.....which worked with his weekly Open Challenges.

Del Rio was likely just to re-debut him in a meaningful storyline, plus give an established name to transition the belt to Kalisto.

No idea what happened with Kalisto though, they just totally soured on him. Reigns' run feels like it's just giving him something to do.

OMG RUSEV IS BLEEDING #STOPTHEDAMNMATCH

Roman Reigns has been unfairly fueled by Adderall IR this whole feud

How is Rusev supposed to compete with that

AND he's protected by body armor

The downside of this being a RAW show is having to put up with fucking Bryan Saxton saying dumb shite.

If you add in Rollins before Cena, its basically WWE giving up on the whole prestige thingy about the belt.

Antonio Cesaro. Now THAT was a good US title reign. Broken fingers and all.

Because honestly he isn't bad per se just really really bland

I'm pooping now, BTW. Lemme know if I miss anything cool.

Everyone loves that they skipped over the Kelly Kelly era.

Yeah, she's from Boston.

I'm gonna get a jump on Sasha Bank's candlelight vigil

Don't think a kendo stick is going to be effective against a vest.

Just do this:
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good opener so far

how was the pre-show, I missed it

When D'Lo Brown wore a vest like that, the announcers would say he was cheating. What's the difference with Reigns? Moreover, everyone else sees that you're allowed to wear protection like that, so why don't more people do it? [/kayfabe]

He's pretty much got my hair, beard, poor life choices and unnecessary anger.

I'm a few stone from being him basically.

Yes and No. She is billed from Boston. She trained in Chaotic Wrestling in Woburn MA. She is originally from CA.

Nothing spectacular, but not too bad. Perfectly acceptable wrestling.

Roman OP pls nerf

So basically it's like if you and Nowhere Man mated?

Good thing Reigns has that body armor

Remember when Summer Rae called Rusev "Ru Ru"? That was good stuff.

Rule one of the "Superface Handbook" most certainly reads "bump the stairs, and bump them often".

I'm saying, grand scale cheating!

C'mon, this should win.

If Roman gets out of chain assisted Accolade...

Or if I mated with a cheeseburger.

I said if :shifty:

Cole talks like being the champion grants you a second wind

Poor Ru-Ru.

Get the fuck out of here.

I 'member!

The dastardly babyface never got his comupppence.

"Giving Roman Reigns the win at this point would give him a HUGE lift--but it would seriously dent the popularity of Rusev"

Raise the cell. Leave. Time for the New Day to job when Demolition comes out to fuck with their shit.

The Demo's will get you.

Rusev could park a bus on Reigns and they'd still have him kick out