Linda McMahon headed to the White House, named Head of SBA
 

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/l...401008686.html

A McMahon in the white house. Vince would jizz everywhere.


UPDATE: Vince has jizzed everywhere. See Post #34 below.

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I knew given the McMahons bailed out Trumps foundation that if he won Linda would have some sort of role in the Trump administration

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Any room big enough in the White House to hold a WWE Ring?

Trump is setting up his pro Corporate Legion of Doom nicely.

This is the darkest possible timeline.

Give Hogan a place somewhere on his team.

Surprised it wasn't Secretary of Labor, and she define all workers as "Independent Contractors."

That would be 2 people working in the White House who have been the victim of Stone Cold Stunners

This is the only chance we have of making Stone Cold the actual Secretary of Alcohol.

does bobby lashley get to be a body guard

almost a whole day before Bobby Lashley was considered in all this. Wake up sheeple

Would there not be any kind of issue with somebody being given such a powerful position having just donated $7m?

WWE Capitol Punishment 2017 from the front lawn of the White House #Vincegasm

Despite criticism of WWE creative over the years, Linda always ran the business in an effective manner. So she's a good a choice as anyone.

I don't think I need to explain to anyone how the above post contains huge leaps in logic. My brother ran an effective business for over ten years, therefore he must be qualified too. :roll:

Think Linda hasn't been involved with the WWE since 2009 when she started a career in politics. Outside of some charities, the most she ever ran the company was during Vince's roid trial only because Vince wasn't around.

Even her actual ownership of the company is tiny for someone at the owner level.

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Why can't you be as successful as your brother?

I'm sure your bros company was pretty sweet, but was it a market leader like WWE, did it create as many iconic brands as WWE has? Was it as big financially?

Many business leaders don't want to be in those spots because the pay is far lower than they are currently earning. Linda on the other hand clearly has a desire to be involved in politics, so considering her is logical. I personally don't think President Elect Trump will ultimately choose her, but it's not like it's the Million $ Man being considered. She's a legit choice.

Lol, swing and a miss.

Trapped in a logic lock, Noid quickly taps and pretends like he won.

Yes, because running a large for profit company is exactly like running a large governmental agency. :roll:

C'mon guys. It's exactly the same thing.

But what if this was all part of his plan to get the WWF title? :eek:

i'd choose stone cold over her, sadly he's not a buddy of trump's

Who said it's the same? The qualities that made her successful in business could be transferred to a government role.

President Elect Trump hasn't held public office but the American people gave him a mandate to run the country. I'm sure they felt his skills in business that led him to build a multi billiion dollar empire could be transferred to helping America make great deals and win on the international stage.

Again, I don't think she will get the spot, I think there are better choices, but I'm also not ignorant enough to say just because she was a sports entertainment exec she can't hold a prominent role in President Elect Trump's cabinet.

Lol, President Elect Trump.

Also, that last post of yours was riddled with straw-men. Get a new fallacy.

why is that lol, thats what he is. Come late Jan I will refer to him as President Trump, respect for the office.

That's a lot of great assumptions you're making.

The qualities that made her successful in business could be a disaster if transferred to a government role.

President Elect Trump hasn't held public office but the American people gave him a mandate to run the country. I'm sure they felt but didn't bother to think through that his skills in business that led him to build a multi billiion dollar empire could be a disaster if transferred to helping America make great deals and win on the international stage.

I would rather have people who have created wealth run the country vs. people who have never created any jobs or wealth and have sucked off the tax payer's tit their whole life. But I'm whacky like that.

Oh, so you think Damien Sandow is a better choice for Commerce Secretary?? LOL OK NOID.

Yeah, because certainly nobody has ever made the connection that wealth=power and the old saying that "Power corrupts, but absolute power corrupts absolutely." There have been some great American presidents, but quite a few of the earlier ones came from rather humble beginnings.

Linda McMahon is headed to The White House

LOL USA

Well this makes a ton of sense.

This opens up a whole world of possibilities for surprise entrants in the Rumble!

Nothing says irony like someone who ran a company that hires hundreds of "Independent Contractors" that gets to be called a "Small Business" because of said misclassification.

When she has to go to meetings she'd better enter to this.

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Yeah check out the presumptive new head of the IRS.

I dont see any issue with this. Shes more than qualified

It's all a ploy by Mr. McMahon to screw stone cold again!

I don't see why she wouldn't.

Also, I think I speak for everyone when I say, Mr. President-Elect (shudders),

Trump will end up at Wrestlemania in some fashon within the next 4 years.

Maybe Linda will hook Vince up with Edward Snowden for a surprise rumble entry or something, afterwards, Snowden can leak the creative plans

So rated G WWE ahead can't wait for Taker vs Cena in a game of battleship at Wrestlemania

Battleship® will be considered too violent. Instead, Vince or Triple H will book them to play SORRY!™ in a 30-minute time limit match.

Especially after donating several million to his campaign. The best qualifications. #DrainTheSwamp

Not sure if you couldnt resist an easy joke or if you're serious and think that is somehow damning.

Man, being competitive at all is too much. Every episode of RAW will just be all the superstars sitting around singing about how great life is while playing games that don't have a winner so no one feels like a loser.

Don't forget "participation titles".

Though they kinda do that already.

And awards.

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Noted small business WWE.

When she took control of the WWF it had less than 20 employess. It's the ultimate small business success story.

Rock predicts the Cleveland Browns' 2016-17 NFL season (RAW, March 10th, 2003, IIRC):

WWE is considered a "Small Business" because of how they (mis)classify talent.

So much this.

WWE is not considered a small business. When Linda took control of the office they were a small regional company that is now a publicly traded global monopoloy.

WWE is a "mom n pop" wrestling company.

They aren't big league like GFW.

This seems like a good role for her.

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Yeah because there was ever anyone in the company that "expected" Foley to do that. I'm sure everyone "expected" that he wouldn't be stupid enough to get thrown off a cage.

Wrestlers are not employees. They are independent contractors.

They're fucking rubes is what they are.

Snowflakes out in full force I see

Which makes the quote kind of dark, does it not?

Not sure if joking or just has no clue what her job was
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You guys don't remember when Linda got thrown off the top of the cell?

Which is a massive farce.

God fucking damn you, STD...

Was not unnecessary. Talking about Senate hearings and it's all under oath and shit.

She's not the booker either.

No one said she was the booker. She was the CEO. Your "independent contractors, not employees" thing was semantics and unnecessary. Stop it.

No, in this context, it is completely necessary.

Especially when we are going into a "Sharing Economy" where many of the folks that are hiring at the moment, like Uber and AirBnB, are hiring "Independent Contractors" instead of actual employees.

In the context of trying to correct the point that tweet was trying to get across, it wasn't a necessary correction. "They're not employees, they're independent contractors" doesn't change the point of the tweet. Whether the tweet itself is silly or not.

Now if we're talking about the whole idea of wrestlers being independent contractors being fucking bullshit, then that's a different story.

You were all just STD CORRECTED.

RUBES

I laughed when STD said it so I am assuming it was meant as a joke (even though it's true).

JR is an employee though right? Because he was set on fire and kissed Vince's butthole.

Now maybe Linda likes tossing salad but I doubt she likes to be set on fire.

No, anybody on camera is contracted.

Lol, I think that's wrong.

HHH is an independent contractor.

He's indie a lot of things, but pendent contractor is not one of them.