Official SmackDown LIVE Thread November 29, 2016 Wyatts, Alphas and Contracts OH MY! (also 205Live)
 

Let's go!

On the Steve Austin show Becky said that Alexa was her traveling buddy. They talking all the time so this match should be da fucking shit.

Holy hardware, Batman!

Beckyyyyyyyyyyy :love:

Renee got Dean's jacket.

And Alexa just took a shot. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Ugh Beckys accent just argggggggh

So, is there a sledgehammer under the table?

You know, a contract signing and all.

She's gonna puke

:lol:

God dann it stop saying Alexa

Makes my Echo dot go crazy

Will it be a table match?

I hope Alexa Bliss beats Becky Lynch's ass to become the new SmackDOwn women's champion!!!

YEA!

SHE BLEEDS!

No stairs match at the PPV. SHAMEFUL.

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Alexa Bliss is great. <3

Can't complain about an eye poke when Becky started it with a cheapshot.

me 2

put Becky thru a table this Sunday plz!

Now I'm having fond memories doing power bombs to my brother on our trampoline.

Fun times. Never listened to that "Don't try this at home" crap.

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They didn't have those messages when I was growing up. So, we all did backyard wrestling.

Not everybody should have those "Matt Facts"

Looks like Otunga has been visiting the tattoo parlor these days.

The match is heating up! So, lets go to break!

Does anyone else want to see Maryse vs Becky Lynch at some point?

Ooh. A trailer for the Assassin's Creed movie.

I totally forgot about this.

Wonder when the Mrs. will make Otunga quit WWE entirely.

In a match no.

With the "ring attire" outfits she wears, this should have happened already.

If she's not getting in the ring, she should be dressing like Lana.

That's my opinion.

No "Stairs Match" at TLC this year.

I will never forget Michael Cole saying "stairs are surrounding the ring" before the stairs match last year.

Alexa Bliss is fucking horrible. She's a terrible actress, and her whole gimmick depends on her acting like a bitch. Someone told me she keeps improving. She still looks as awkward as she did months ago. Her facial expressions are ridiculous, but not in a wonderful William Regal/Vince McMahon sort of way.

Crowd died after the table spot.

Tye-a-mania is still going strong brother! 10!

Baron Corbin wrestling in a shirt to cover up his weird belly button.

:lol: Otunga claiming Ziggler would easily climb the ladder after puling off two big moves ... Ziggler was on the ground the whole time withering in pain.

Kalisto is so fucking fun to watch.

Hfdy! Bayley is worse

The crowd booed and then the segment was over. Were they to say "this is awesome and bliss rocks?"

So why does Baron Corbin hate Kalisto again I need to be reminded every time I see them.

The coolest spot I ever seen live was when he did his finisher off the ladder at TLC in Boston. I was legit going HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

JBL is awful on commentary. "Their matches have been classics!" "She might be the champion on Sunday!" "It will be legal Sunday!" Just Tom Phillips and Mauro, please.

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They didn't boo. You could hear a pin drop. They don't care about Bliss because she's paper thin.

Bayley is pretty bad, I'll give you that. Bayley can have good matches when rey are planned out for her though. Alexa had a good showing against Becky once.

Bayley needs a way better finisher than a "Bayley to Belly" suplex IMO

Give Becky the Tombstone Piledriver or w/e

I meant Bayley, not Becky

American Alpha shouldn't talk

I like Majin Randy

Harper: Why we still fighting Kane?

OH COMMON NOT KANE VS HARPER AGAIN!

Boobmella.

Orton grow your fucking beard in!

Carmella looks scary.

Overcooked in the tanning bed this time.

Orton seems to be having fun with The Wyatts. It's an intriguing angle. Good promo from Alpha too. They seem to have aims and objectives on SmackDown. RAW is storytime and talking for the sake of it.

Corbin's a Trump supporter.

Are we sure it's not Liv Morgan? They have the same gimmac

Wait, ya'll think Alpha shouldn't talk but Alexa is great? Please don't tell me this is the general consensus.

going to kill myself @ seeing Subway "reuben" commercial for 350th time

Carmella is gonna have to call herself Gristle if she keeps tanning

quiznos is better than subway In My HUMBLE Opinion

Is Carmella feuding with Cena or Nikki?

Carmella is 10x better than Alexa Bliss on the mic.

back breasts

Don't think Cena is that worried about wanting to get married if the stuff he's done on Total Divas is any indication.

They had rats advertise their food I'm all set

If you're feuding with one, you're feuding with both.

Nikki did a better spear than Reigns does most of the time.

Its a sin Nikki Bella gets a push for her stupid feel good comeback story but the greatness of Alicia Fox goes un rewarded

Otunga's arm tats are weird as fuck.

the undefined Alicia fox.

Looks like they are spreading to the rest of his arm and will eventually take over.

:lol: dramatical musical package for last week's Ellsworth victory.

Make it for the cruiserweight title....wait featherweight.

The other Stromsn robbers probably hate their lives right now

Nikki Bella is a weird babyface. She tried to show good fire, but she ended up just standing there with that weird "look at me try to be hot" gait.

Yeah sucks to be them. Maybe they can join up together and attack Ellsworth when he gets his title shot.

This post makes me happy to see it. Subway just seems "effing disgusting" and I too prefer Quizno's.

@QuiznoSliksuke: What is your favorite Quizno's sub, on what kind of bread, cold or toasted, and what additional toppings if any?

I'm an Ultimate Turkey Club guy. Toasted with black olive and pickles on it on Rosemary Parmesan bread.

I usually get the Chicken Pesto Flatbread w:

Chicken
Pesto
Black Olives
Spinach
Onion
Green Pepper
Mushrooms

No new Mitch?

No Mitch jr?

Oh Ells Yeah!

:lol: JBL's insults towards Ellsworth

Still not as awful (NEARLY) as the "$5 Footong" jingle ads.

My Mitch Jr. is in the mail. They forgot my seeds for the first batch.

Oh wait they gave all of Mitch's seeds away in that shitty WWE Slam Crate

Is Ellsworth missing teeth too?

Nice. I'm not into spinach at all but the rest sounds outstanding. 😁

Dean Ambrose is looking like a normal guy. How does him making fun of Ellsworth's boots when he wrestles in jeans.

Now and Laters!

Ellsworth fucking sucks on the mic.

Shane should come out and put a damper on this.

"Ellsworth doesn't get a contract, Dean interfered, etc."

How DARE you talk about poor Mitch the Plant's children that way, you MONSTER?!

This segment just got Phenomenal. It is now averaged out to just okay.

So did they just completely drop all the stuff about Shane threatening punishment towards Ambrose for driving him extra crazy last week?

Why did they drop heavyweight from the name?

Can't rescind the contract. I'm sure Ellsworth has signed it already. Just do a " Ellsworth is banned from ringside at TLC, and if he comes to ringside at TLC, he's fired" stip. Easy. That or take away his future title shot.

AJ Styles should be so far above this shit.

Fuckkkkkkk that Styles Clash was brutal