WWE RAW - 12.5.16 - The ROAD to ROADBLOCK Continues in Austin, TX!
 

Correction: ROAD to ROADBLOCK: END OF THE LINE.

Austin TX....I got a feeling this is gonna be a shit crowd.

Austin, Texas?

STONE COLD COUNTRY!

Awwwwww, who am I kidding.

FIXED. :shifty:

Don't get me excited man!

Radcock

That oughtta settle your tea kettle...(apologies to Lock Jaw).

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But maybe if you're lucky there'll be a Kevin Owens nip slip...:shifty:

Eh? Why me.....

B-SHOW TIME!

Previously on RAW wtf?

Isn't that your saying when you think people need to calm down?

Gotta fill them 3 hours, dude.

Oh, nooooooooooooooooooow he wants Triple H.

When they are talking about Natalya, yeah..... because it is Nattie's saying.....

Taker is backstage at all Austin RAWs, rarely appears

Oh hey, they remembered that thing that happened three months ago.

Wish Rollins would do his laugh......

Let's set the over-under at Awkward Fan Close-ups tonight at 6. Place your bets.

So Seth is less a face and more a jealous ex

"Paige Forever" sign out there.

:lol:

11

Rollins took his sweet time trying to remember about wanting to beat up Triple H.

Damn...was really enjoying Seth unveiling his "blueprint" to the Universal Championship.

SETH!

KEV!

Honestly think WWE should book Dr. Phil for a guest spot and get involved with the JeriKO breakup.

Might make for good TV.

Owens is right. Rollins is pretty much an even shitter version of Cena/Reigns when it comes to having friends.

The gifts of Jericho.

3 gifts...gold, frankincense and myrrh?

12 Days of Christmas is running through my head now.

Don't know why?

And just like that revenge on Triple H takes a backseat ....again

WTF another random Owens/Zayn match.....

against Sami Zayn AGAIN!?

Is that really what the PPV is called?

Roadblock: End of the Line

I like it. Helps to fill time on an overly long show. Reminds viewers about storylines on the show.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

At the rate they are going, its pretty much going to be like how Taker Mania feuds happen. Triple H is just going to randomly show up one day after Rollins invokes his name too many times.

I was close.

Weeeeeeeeeell, it's the Beard Show

Big Show heel turn!

Just to summarize this opening segment.

1) Seth Rollins called out the man who cost him the title for the first time in like three months after zero mention has been made for most of that time.
2) Kevin Owens if facing Sami Zayn despite having a "last fight ever" match just a few months ago.

Okay.

I was going to check out raw for the first time in a while. Kevin Owens talking about how he has to have another random match against Sami Zayn when they fought and fought a million times already and I turned it off. Just the thought of them fighting again after countless "last time" fights......I can't stomach it again, and I like both these guys.

It's what's best for business. Also, ROFL random Big Show match...:lol::lol::lol:

This would be a more valid argument if they didn't show all of that stuff three times last week after it happened.

Big Show is mad over in Austin. Excellent booking

Does this count as a heel or face turn for Big Show?

R.I.P. James Ellsworth

He was smiling and waving on the way down, I'm going to call it a Heel turn for the initial announcement and then a face turn on the way down to the ring

I think Big Show is going to feud with Braun Strowman

I am so excited for Smackdown tomorrow.

oh no

Cole also forgot to mention that Big Show is one of the top Destiny players in the country. Perhaps the world.

Will be a really good match. Strowman can show off his freakish agility and like kip up out of a Big Show move.

He is gonna get destroyed I can't wait

I think it's still relevant. It helps to remind viewers which storylines are on Raw, rather than Smackdown.

Big Show face turn!!!!

What a face turn!! lol

That was a heel turn with the announcement, a face turn down the ramp, a heel turn in the match by beating down Rollins, and then a face turn by chokeslam.

That's pretty impressive even for Big Show.

I let my dog out and the match is over.

And Big Show turned face. AND I MISSED IT!

DAMMIT!

Probably 3 turns on the Big Show tracker.

Smiled and waving to the crowd = face
Looked like a big meanie during the match = heel
Beat up Owens = face

Big Show turns face in record time.

Please god let Jericho win the title.

Gallagher hell yeah!

Funny thing is before my connection went down for a minute or two, i was in the midst of a joking post that Show would turn face and then heel again during the match. I never thought I'd be even halfright...LOL.

Jack Gallagher already better than all the others based on that video package alone

You have low standards.

Saw Jack Gallagher and immediately thought "That's Sheamus' long lost brother."

Then followed that up with "They should be like DeVito & Schwartzenegger in Twins"

Gallagher might be the last chance for RAW to get crowd constantly hyped or active with the random Cruiser stuff for the brand.

Really should have moved the division to Smackdown when they had the chance.

Conan Obrien

Who is this redhead dude? One of Slater's kids? Does he need this job too?

I love his headbutt

LOLWTF?! That's the most ridiculous finisher to net someone a pin since Mark Jindrak's open-handed slap. :lol:

And our next rivalry begins!

That was not a lot of Gallaghering.

Kind of funny Gallagher says his toe hold is his finisher when he's won a bunch more match with the running dropkick in the WWE.

Decent match but the one at 205 Live was better though.

Says the dude who loves Bayley and her BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FINISH.

Lady in the red dress

Damn, honey. Quite the ink sleeve you got there.

Titus :lol:

I think Daivari is good but they keep booking him to lose

He needs to yell SHOMO more than he does

Anderson & Gallows should get a huge pop the second the throw up the horns when they come to the ring.

Drink it in..dude? Some best friend

So Stephanie isn't around tonight. Does that mean Triple H is?

Jericho's gifts being matches was a lot better than what I was thinking.

Socks, underwear, and a $5 gift card for Dunkin Doughnuts or some other coffee place.

Uh oh

WOAH WAIT WHAT!

I WANT A (storyline) DIVORCE!

So Lana & Dolph didn't work.

Think Lana & Enzo will?

LET'S GO!!

Damn Jezebel Lana leaving Rusev for Enzo

#BARF

Certified G about to find Lana's G-Spot.

Vince must really still hate Lana making their wedding announcement public since every Rusev feud ends up revolving around those two bickering or randomly being humiliated at some point.

Has anyone started a change.org petition to have wwe stop the fan reaction shots?

Just going to assume BRAAAAAUUUUUUN appears and murders Sami.

I hope that Rusev comes out and berates Lana and screams "YOU ARE NOT RAVISHING! RUSEV IS RAVISHING! FROM NOW ON ALL YOU STUPID AMERICAN DOGS CALL ME THE RAVISHING RUSEV!!"

*Cue Simply Ravishing*