Frank Drebin and Gold Bond Medicated Powder Present - The Official 12/12/16 RAW Thread
 

Tag Team Title Match Tonight or something

I'm looking at a cute chick with a laptop, Smelly.

Bad link?

Roman Reins gonna have to disguise himself as Daniel Bryan to keep the crowd from booing him out of the building.

It'll make my night if New Day lost the belts tonight.

That's weird. Should just be a regular tweet from Creative Humor making a little fun about Philly and WWE's PG rating

https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/...74745339514880

Comcast stream isn't working. It may be trying to save me from subjecting myself to this tonight.

It's the tweet for about 5 seconds then changes to the cute girl.

Don't know if it's something on my end or not. But that's what's happening.

as Soon as that record is broken those belts are going to Gallows and that other bald guy I think his name is Christopher Daniels or something.

sick of this

s0 boring

They're getting the tag title match out of the way now?!

IS THERE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT?!

:eek: RAW's opening talkie segment only being a couple of minutes this week.

Anderson got new ring attire.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Okay. Stream is up. Ready to see New Day break the record by hitting someone in the face with a pie and then rolling them up and grabbing the tights.

Aww Xavier Woods trying not to cry

I don't think even Jerry Lawler would wear pants as garish as what Kofi is wearing right now.

Ah. The eventual "stalker" episode on Total Divas.

Anybody have link? At work.

Think Cole wasn't expecting Anderson to hit a dropkick for the double team move with that call.

Fucking nice sequence by Cesaro.

That was an incredible sequence.

Something off putting about Gallows ring gear tonight

I think Emmalina is finally debuting tonight, seven years later it seems

would like Cesaro/Sheamus to win but donut think they will

Cesaro with a Bryan-like rampage.

Bummer.

New Day loses the titles later tonight

Do you think in the tradition of long, overhyped debuts, she's going to debut as a dancing dinosaur, or a sexy dancing dinosaur?

Or Sunday.

they should show up Sunday dressed as Demoliton

Repo-Woman.

They're gonna turn her shoplifting arrest into a gimmick.

Hasn't been 5 years yet. Vince probably hasn't heard.

Some hot brauds at New Day bash

LANA LIVE SEX CELEBRATION? THIS EPISODE IS GONNA BREAK 9.0

Need the digits for the girl with the neon red hair.

Uh-oh.

Probably came up with something "out of the box" for an idea and are going to have her re-debut by coming out of a giant box.

Sort of like Sting when The Authority were going to unveil a statue.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/574df62b...byoyo1_500.gif

Or later tonight.

This is seeming incredibly likely.

I look forward to New Day 40 Team Gauntlet match.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

Strowman is really good for a dude that's really only been wrestling for like... a year.

:| Steph ending up as the focal point for a party meant to celebrating New Day "breaking" the tag record.

Ok.

I don't know about everybody else, but I'm getting a lot of lag here on the website. Gifs are moving slow/skipping, even typing is delayed.

Am I the only one?

Fine for me.

Is it only on this site?

In every thread or what

FINALLY Stroman gets a Legit opponent.

RIP Curtis Axel.

Member when it looked like Curtis Axel was going to go in a new direction a while ago after breaking up with The Bo.

Don't think the WWE did.

Fine now. I think it's something on the first page of the thread. New page, problems are gone.

braun snowman

If this was the 90s, Strowman would be a three time world champion already.

:y: Sami threatening to jump ship to the blue brand.

RAW's version of the Bryan-Miz storyline is pretty horrible though.

YEA!

Cool

Hope Daniel sends back Swagger or someone we totally forgot about.

It has no teeth.

lol at the crowd cheering for a fan favorite leaving the show they're at.

Cesaro sitting in the back like "Oh shit, that's all it takes?" Currently writing up a mean tweet to Strowman and Foley.

Ole Foley is boring.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I FORMALLY invite MeekMahan's <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> Champs, The Day of New, to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TotalNonstopDELETION?src=hash">#TotalNonstopDELETION</a>.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BrotherNero?src=hash">#BrotherNero</a> &amp; I need to face these men. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Apocalypto?src=hash">#Apocalypto</a></p>&mdash; #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/808481818517393408">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Feel like Sami Zayn leaving because his boss has no confidence in him is not a good "resolution" for his character..... Feel like he "needs" to beat Braun Strowman now.

SHOMO

Wasn't Lince Dorado billed from New Jersey at one point?

The only Cruiserweight I'm more apathetic towards than Ariya Daivari is Hoho Lun.

I'd laugh if it was Swagger. 1st to jump ship and ended up in the same spot he was before but now on a different brand.


Not the first time since a few weeks ago had a crowd cheering at Smackdown being better even though they paid to be on RAW.

"I will take your guy that doesn't want to be there, and I will offer you... Headbanger Thrasher."

SHEAMUS-LITE!

:lol: The Gentleman doing the gentlemanly thing and announcing he wants to interfere.

DA CHAMP IS HERE!

This is the perfect town for Gallagher to do this promo.

I enjoy that Jack Gallagher actually has a "character"......

Vince: BUT HE HAS A NICKNAME. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?!

Must be a riveting episode of Raw only at 2 pages so far...

Rollins needs to say Triple H's name one more time in order for him to suddenly appear like whenever Taker gets randomly invoked ... or Biggie Smalls if counting South Park.

Rollins- You know the guy that we haven't talked about in months. Well, I'm calling that guy out!

Sweet! New Day fighting again.

It hasn't been bad tbh

JeriKO being the ones to prevent New Day from breaking the record would be amazing.

Yeah. For an episode of Raw, there's been a lot of stuff that's actually happened, even though it's only the first hour.

I blame the uncertainty about my presence being the reason for the downturn in viewership. I'm pretty sure I'm the top draw of the Raw thread.

Doesn't seem like a good idea by Rollins to ridicule Jericho if the idea is to destroy JeriKO as friends.

That couple infront of the Rollins beatdown are out of place.

All faces in WWE are stupid and/or jerks.

I don't think this description is limited to faces.

Does he do the fake laugh?

You'd think they'd make a bigger deal about Gene Simmons being front row.

Wow a lot of peoples kids are apparently about to learn about the birds and the bees from Rusev AND Lana

Wait just a damn minute.....I did not license my name for use in the title of this thread.

why7 KISS sucks.

Suuuuure you did

TPWWF owned your name the second you signed your contract, brother.

When you go back to the indies, you'll just have to go by Frank. Sorry.

The Outlandish Rich Swann

Right? Theres almost nothing to mock but I still have faith this show will upset me.

It'll probably involve a lack of Alicia Fox

I was joking it's just a fan that looks like him.

The Outlandish Rich Swann the new The Demon Kane

Cruiserweights know how to use microphones? What bizarre world have I wandered into? Is Vince dead but WWE hasn't announced it, like he's Julian Assange or something?

Can't wait for the OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN vs the DEMON KING Finn "THE DEMON KING" Balor.

This Kendrick/Kofi feud sucks.