WWE RAW 1/16/17 feat. Return of the Beast, The King of the Flippy Guys, & The Gift of JeriKO
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We have a dream that three hours of RAW will not seem as long as it sounds <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/821000274802307073">January 16, 2017</a></blockquote>
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....please be on Raw tonight, please be on Raw tonight.....

I think we'll all be let down, but i hope not.

Frank Drebin and Brock Lesnar are in the house 2nite

Give me Angle or give me death.

-George Washington

Imagine if they made the Brock vs Goldberg a 3 way with Angle ( not happening but imagine )

He could guest ref it.

FFS. Now I have to stay up to 4am to see if Angle appears.

Way too tired for 3 hours of Raw after staying up super late last night to cram in both days of the UK Tournament, but hopefully the Angle announcement and hype video will be worth staying awake.

Going with a Superfly graphic to open the show is marginally less awkward than dedicating a whole show to Chris Benoit.

I have a dream.......................that one day Raw will go back to 2 hours and I can get through the entire show.

Here comes the pain...this show I mean, not Brock Lesnar.

Guessing Titus and New Day both lose today because it's MLK Day.

LOL at Vince Making sure Obama's name not readable

I have a dream....That the music of our American Hero plays tonight!

WWE trying to be progressive by showing a video with black people in it.

After their co-founder donated to Donald Trump.

Got it.

Kurt angle should have came out right after that montage. He's an American hero.

Cole made it. Fuck

Roman made it. Fuck.

Instead we get anal pains.

Fair play to Cole though. I'm shattered after getting back from Blackpool and I didn't have to change country and time zone.

https://discord.gg/sPKrnrg :shifty:

Show is off to a rousing start!

I should buy stock in a shark tank company.

It's getting some major product placement these last few weeks.

Someone throw a drink at him

Nobody cares Roman. You lost. Go suck dick.

interrupt him please JeriKO

Which would get a bigger pop?

Kurt Angle making Roman Reigns tap or Lana and Rusev having a live sex celebration?

Not a fan of a crowd hijacking a show, but I'm cool with 3 hours of "WE WANT ANGLE!!"

I'm pretty sure someone has beaten Roman one on one.

Yes.

Paul Heyman just saved this.

Jesus Christ if Angle comes out during this opening, i'll freak the fuck out.

Did the Shark Cage just sneak up on Roman Reigns all the way up on the stage?

I am a fans hijacking Raw and I agree.

Did they do a Snuka RIP at the start before MLK?

Oh you can groan if you want to

that will be my only political jab though

You're right.

The correct answer is Kurt Angle making Roman Reigns tap outside the ring while Lana and Rusev have a live sex celebration in the ring.

My bad.

Yep.

Heyman makes Man Law hard.

Brock is going to sleep between each elimination?

yes it was horrible.

Why the emphasis on "with you"

Jeri-KO are the best.

I feel like i seen this same opening every week now. Come the fuck on. Let me guess. Braun comes out next right? Am i right?

The Architect Seth Rollins now?

No more Seth Fuckin' Rollins?

Might as well start an impromptu pre-Rumble brawl with all these interruptions going on.

Where's Braun?

BRAUNNNNNNN

FFS. Not everyone needs to come out in the first segment.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Hey now unlike Benoit the jury is still out(by probably one guy) on Snuka maybe being a possible murderer.

Orge... You Asshole!....

Orge!

And then here comes Braun. FFS. This is terrible. Is there a football game on?

Heres comes the pain brah

Please bring Kurt in on this. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sami Zayn? You're supposed to be dead.

Oh god I'm not gonna make it through this

gonna pop off to watch A series of unfortunate events on netflix

RIP Sami

If Strowman doesn't step in the ring then you simply just don't do that spot. Protect his damn character

Ya i'm sure Braun is scared of Brock after Goldberg destroyed him.

I think i'm switching this now. I'm headed to Netflix. Fuck this stupid shit.

This episode should just be three hours of Wolfgang's music from the UK Tournament.

People haven't gotten tired of Enzo's schtick yet?

That Strowman vs Lesnar tease was great

it actually was not. Lesnar was abused by Goldberg. He should be destroyed by Braun. WWE completely fucked that whole thing up. It's embarrassing to the sport of Pro Wrestling.

meh....half measure

How many dick jokes from Enzo tonight?

enzo finally out of wheelchair

jinder mahal still looks like he is on steroids

hes on whatever Alex Riley was on before they let him go.

WE ONLY JUST HAD A FRICKIN' BREAK.

USA has to find out someway to make money while Raw is on.

It was awful actually

No one was helped by that spot, it only hurt Strowman

The fans of RAW chanting 'USA' at foreign competitors.

On Martin Luther King day.

Losing interest really fast, and I like Rusev.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sure <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAaLLday21">@WWEAaLLday21</a> healing himself is impressive but can we talk about how quickly <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL">@RusevBUL</a> grew back that beard? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/821168049030098945">January 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Every Enzo & Cass match is the exact same thing

if only a certain Angle would come in to play.....

I guess they usually lose so I guess that is different

Decent tag match between Enzo/Cass and Rusev/Jinder. Feud itself is still pretty bad overall.

YAY! Jack Gallagher!

Lil' Sheamus on his way to the ring.

Alexa Bliss is beautiful,,,

Make dat bitch bleed, Alexa.

Jack Gallagher :love:

So is Austin Aires done wrestling or is he just hurt long term and this commentary thing is like what they did with CM Punk when he got hurt?

let's go daivari

commentary until he is healed @ drebin

damn...everyone but me hated strowman/lesnar rumble tease

Broke or damaged his eye socket a few months ago and is just commentating till he's cleared to wrestle.

Aires teased he wants to go to 205 Live once he's ready.

Oh my lord. Monday sucks without football. What does everyone do when the Cruisers come on?

I hate anything which hints that Strowman might have a match with anyone.

Tamina 2 having fun next on Raw.

When did Nia Jax and Sasha Banks have an empty arena match?

lol Sasha having a medical evaluation on her knee in a wrestling ring.

ok.

Oh my lord. Sasha segment next..... do they want to chase me away? Rusev already appeared. What am j waiting for? Rollins is already done too and he still didn't do his laugh.