WWE RAW 1/30/17 feat. JeriKO's Conquest of the Empire, Road to not Mania, & All of RAW's Rumble losers
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight <a href="https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon">@StephMcMahon</a> addresses Seth Rollins. <br>Now you have plenty of time to find something to do for those 20 minutes<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/826104609018089472">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Well, now seems just as good a time as any to figure out what the hell we're gonna do at WrestleMania <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/826077755544571904">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Who Starts the show off?

-Steph
-Roman
-JeriKO.

length of opening promo

-5 minutes
-10 minutes
-20 minutes

Lets do an over/under on 20.

I say over

Hey, Jericho and Owens.

Someone's missing..........

I miss Eden Styles saying "KEVIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWENS".......

JERIKO!!!

JERI-KO WINS!

JoJo tries to do it.

For the love of god I hope they actually give me a reason to go to Raw next week.

Not really....

The Mountain That Rides- Stroman on that cart at the Royal Rumble.

I don't ever want to hear someone utter the words "steel chair erection" again.

AND I AM, A CERTIFIED G,

What a minute..

Kevin Owens with the Quebec tribute on his arm.... classy......

Kevin Owens acting like he won all by himself

Come on, anytime now.

Also, interesting that Charlotte went to 16-0 in singles competition in PPV matches (which obviously doesn't include the tag loss she suffered) the sane night as Vena won his (UGH) 16th world championship.

I begrudgingly offer my congratulations to them both.

Jericho the greatest Royal Rumble competitor of all time........ but never won it.

Nice of Braun to join the Kevin Owens victory party. Wonder if he will get a complimentary scarf as a gift for helping Owens.

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Beep beep! BRAUN TIME!

BRAUN WANTS CHALLENGE!

"Thank you Strowman"

Perfect.

Ruh-roh! BRAUN HAS MEMORY!

Keep expecting Braun to end his sentences with "brother"......

Strowman is better on the mic than Roman.

If this happens, I'm in for the long haul tonight.

Foley bringing fashion to new heights

Brauman?

Nice suit Mick

Braun:ME WANT RED BELT RRAAWWWRRRR!

Even Jerry Lawler wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit, Foley.

God, Foley looks like a goof.

But a wig on him.

Strowman is a god among men.

Orge Want title!

12 minutes.... under :(

surprising.

*Fingers crossed.*

I'm all aboard the Braun train or cart or whatever.

BRAUN FOR CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE.

StROMAN At WrestleMania. Drains costs him the title shot tonight.

If Braun wins the title tonight, I am keeping my ticket for next week's Raw.

Cause it won't be worth it to sell?

Sami Zayn also with the Quebec armband.......

Shut up nerd.

Yer gonna go no matter what you pussy.

Announce crew mentioning it? KO lost it on some fat bitch last night for tweeting in French. She insulted him and said Trump should deport him,

really loud woman in the crowd

saying "woo" a lot

louder than everyone

high pitched squeal

What did he say

Unity and peace.

I guess it was too much for Honey BooBoo.

What did he say to the woman when he "lost it"

Announce crew not mentioning it, they don't care.

This is not SD! LIVE, but Orton is now #2 all-time in length in a single Royal Rumble match. His time of 1:02:07 last night is a mere 5 seconds short of Rey Mysterious 2006 1:02:12 performance.

Unsurprisingly both men won their respective matches.

Called her a useless excuse for a human being.

I could apparently make $60 on my floor seat, so if this is a huge turd of a show, I may turn it into a game or something else instead.

Unless it's STROWMANIA

Orton was only in for 20 minutes.

Frank The Clown could be KO's manager

Its gonna be Romania - thats a real country. How crazy is that?? - and you know it.

He's Rollermacka's manager!

Get drunk and throw your sign into some kid's head (bring a sign)

If it means we get to see Noelle Foley's big bazoombas I'm all for it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You are an absolutely disgusting person. I pity you. <a href="https://t.co/snluMzRh0l">https://t.co/snluMzRh0l</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/825989868123783168">January 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Is this for the US belt? Does Y2J still have the belt?

No/Yes

Wish the Blue Thunder Bomb was Sami's finisher........

Sami staring uncomfortably directly into Jericho's junk for what seemed like 5 minutes.

Zayn probably thinking "Please don't play to the crowd, please dont play to the crowd, please.....ughhhh..."

So, Does Michael Cole.

SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!

Lock Jaw = Michael Cole?!! :eek:

Do you ever think about if Frank The Clown takes the wig off when he showers? Is he naked w/ wig or naked w/o wig. Naked.

Thanks the Twitter Machine is blocked on this server.

Wow. Sami get out of the doghouse?

Seriously, Jericho/Owens cannot be the feud for the Universal title.

Not a fan of people winning non title matches then losing at the PPV

Glad to see not another try hard loss for Zayn and an actual clean win over a "quality" opponent.

Sami Zayn pinned the champion! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE NEXT RAW PPV?!

I hope not he looks like a scrawny fuckboy without the makeup.

He's also probably a guy that leaves only his socks on during/after sex.

OLE!

Finally "gets his win back" over Jericho too...... they randomly had that feud for a month where Jericho beat him at some PPV or something..... and then Sami was just like "whatever" and went into the background, emerging later to fight Braun Strowman.

The biggest win in Sami's Raw career! Hope Trump doesn't get his way and he is sent back to the Orphans in Mexico.

Jericho-Sami match was good overall.

Yeah looks more brutal/impactful as a finisher than the Helluva Kick.

Same for a few other wrestlers who have better looking regular or signature moves than finishers.

page doesn't exist :(

Like the "ZigZag"

The woman deleted her post.

Alright. How many times they gonna shove this WWE Champions app ad down our throats tonight?

Trying to "get back" into wrestling hype for WM buildup.... post-Rumble Raw yeah... still haven't tuned in yet

Anything good happen yet? The Viper RKO anyone's ass yet? \_0__/

And her Twitter account it seems as well.

WWE Champions fun game takes to long for energy to recharge though

Can't wait for tomorrow. Kind of wish they let Orton come out tonight so we don't get a 20 minute promo to open Smackdown. Thinking Orton/Harper at EC while Bray wins the belt.

all night lonnnnnng!

Randy Orton on Smackdown only

A decent Sami-Jericho match and Braun demanding a Universal title match as payback for helping Owens at the Rumble.

Agent Orange coming to an end. :(

Just starting to get used to them.

Oh good I ain't missing anything then HA HA HA

i hear voices in my head

I would prefer not to remember the Rumble.

Anybody get it yet? Was going to make a TPWW Group but spending coins on upgrading the team instead.

Seems good

YOU DONT DESERVE ANOTHER SHOT, BAYLEY. YOU LOSE!