WWE Fastlane ***Official Thread*** The road to WrestleMania will be FAST!
 

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Universal Title
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Goldberg


Grudge Match
Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman


RAW Women's Title
Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte
Universal Title


Cruiserweight Title
Neville (c) vs. Jack Gallagher


Grudge Match
Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe


RAW Tag Team Title
The Club (c) vs. Enzo/Big Cass


Grudge Match
Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks


Kick-Off Show
Akira Tozawa/Rich Swann vs. The Brian Kendrick/Noam Dar (w/ Alicia Fox)



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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judging by those ringside chairs, it appears I won't be the only one sitting on Goldberg's face tonight at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a>... <a href="https://t.co/HkpGMxrFhC">pic.twitter.com/HkpGMxrFhC</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838510866710609920">March 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Ehh. Debating if I want to renew my subscription today or just wait for Mania. Feel like if I wait until Mania it will come with a SD ppv which will be better. Really want to see Bruan and Reigns along with Goldberg beating the shit out of Owens.

Hoping for Taker interfering to stop Strowman having to lie down for Reigns. I can actually see that becoming a 3 way to protect Taker workload wise and give Strowman a big match.

What I really want, is Lesnar to cost Goldberg. Lesnar/Goldberg doesn't need the title. The title deserves to be involved in the biggest angle of the year.

Building it up as as Jericho's last shot at a world title, against the man who betrayed him. Having retrospective video of his career, highlight packages etc..., As well as both guys mic work. It would be epic, and I would be glued to it.

It's very unlikely, but it would be awesome if that's how they went.

BRRRRRRRMMMMMMM

BRRRRRRRMM

BRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I went to an incredible local show tonight.

After all that hype, I'm sure Fastline won't compare.

I'm also not certain Fastline wouldn't compare to absolutely no hype.

Watching SD 1999, waiting for fastlane to start, Hardyz vs NAO cage match.

Also be aware I've been drinking since 5pm. So anything that turns into poorly spelt hyperbole isn't my fault.

For some reason i chose KO to win due to interference.. ( or maybe DQ ) but after seeing all these shit talk tweets, its clear Goldberg is squashing him in 5 seconds.

If there really is interference, its probably going to be in Goldberg's favor. No logical reason why Lesnar would even try to cost Goldberg the title tonight since it gives him the perfect opportunity of getting revenge and the title at Mania. Jericho still has beef with Owens and makes more sense he wouldn't care if Owens lost the belt as payback.

It wouldn't even makes sense for Jericho to cost owens the title due to their fued, it would make Goldberg look weak if they did that, and that wouldn't make a potential win for Lesnar look like a big deal.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight">@FightOwensFight</a> Kevin you gotta choose your words more carefully man this is gonna end in fan-fiction for sure</p>&mdash; Chuck Taylor (@SexyChuckieT) <a href="https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/838511395293523972">March 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Agree about interference being bad since neither guy is going to benefit but WWE sort of booked themselves into a corner by giving Goldberg a title match to begin with. A long match hurts Goldberg's current aura a lot while a squash hurts Owens a lot.

If Jericho were to actually interfere, its because of revenge reasons and maybe some bragging rights since he still holds the US title while Owens no longer holds any gold. Lesnar interfering makes him look really dumb since he cost himself a shot at future gold and let someone else defeat Goldberg.

Jericho interference could make sense if he challenges KO to a match at WM earlier in the PPV.

Ko should do a Bret Hart tribute and place a steel plate under his shirt, do a cocky taunt and trick GB into spearing him.

I thought the team of Mahal/Rusev worked well. Shame.

Foley threatening to make a Rusev vs. Mahal Best of 7 Series should make him the biggest heel in the history of WWE

Didn't the pre-show used to feature wrestling?

Not really

And there it is. Booker T and his obsession with ducks again.

Fuck off. Ducks are awesome.

AWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK, in all seriousness , Booker T should replace Byron.

When Noam Dar debuted he was wearing a KT armband for the late British wrestler Kris Travis.

Went to a tag team tournament in that guys honour tonight where most wrestlers we wearing that same armband.

Reminded me of that bit of class by Dar.

Im gonna get an Extreme Rules chair in June. Wonder who i get to sit on lol

Dar should get a push in the title picture, he seems to be quite overlooked behind the others.

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just tuned in for the pre-show match, anything else happen interesting?

He seems decent but the same could be said for literally everyone in the crusierweight division. I don't think he has the same level of personality that some of the others do though so might continue to lag behind.

Im almost expecting this..but doubt they'd do it

crowd 'waking up'

great tag match

Pretty cool Phoenix Splash by Swann.

nice nice match

10 years from now we might look back and be like... " Damn that KO vs Goldberg match would have been fantastic if it wasnt booked as a total squash. ".

GENTLEMEN YOU MAY BREATHE EASILY I HAVE ARRIVED

Might check out Joe/Sami nothing else seems interesting.

Or "Who was that guy Goldberg squashed? He didn't do much after that."

This has the potential to be a cracking match though. Hope it's been given enough time.

I'll be updating Tipsters scores as the night progresses, for those who want to follow along:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Hp...OSHlLeyr1VlI3c

The Destroyer is a very bland nickname. Not fussed on Joe's presentation.

The Samoan Joe sign with roman reigns on it is A+

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Why is Zayn surprised that didn't beat Joe? Has he ever won a match with the Blue Thunder Bomb?

Ok made it in

Not a wise time for Sami to take his mid-match nap against Joe.

Really great match overall between Sami and Joe.

Pretty good match considering I don't much care for either of thelse fellows.

The Totinos clutch

Good showing for Samoa Joe

Michael Cole calling the "Helluva kick" just "the Helluva" triggering me...

Good for Joe.

Now stop Joe on the ramp so he can deliver another yell/whisper promo

The ultimate thrill ride

Alright Ima go poop now.

Why does the graphic "The Ulimate Thrill Ride" show WM being held in a dome when it's an open-air stadium this year

Dunno what was worse the roller coaster promo or baileys promo.

Can't stand enzo, am I alone in this or what?

Nope

The correct answer is your face.

Can't wait for Sex Ferguson to murder these nerds.

Enzo preparing his gear to sync up with the belt which will be a waste if/when he loses.

Maybe the only guy on the roster I honestly change the channel on.

lol Steiner reference.

Amazing inside reference with calling Luke Gallows the Human Cadillac.

Graves for HOF2017

Still like him and Cass but similar to the New Day, they've been over-exposed because of how bad RAW is with their tag division and in general.

Well cool. Just found out i'm going to Smackdown tuesday.

nice

have fun at the A show RP!

Enzo would be great if he wasn't given a good fifteen minutes on the mic every week. Anyone's shtick is going to get old at that point.

If he got interrupted three out of four weeks, he'd be just as over but much less annoying.

Omg that was the worst botch ever

Still kind of funny how Cass and Enzo's tag finisher is just Cass throwing Enzo off the top rope and hoping he actually lands on someone.

Jelly of RP right now.

Last show I went to was one of the last shows with the combined roster so it was all mostly meaningless fluff and one off matches and nothing to do with current storylines at all. Wish it would have been the A show :(

I am regularly convinced that Enzo is dead during his matches.

Im sitting 3 rows oppo camera at Extreme Rules june 4th.

Have i missed anything? No. Good.

I don't want your shitty app.

Lol Foley paid off the airline...

Relax - Mick goes to Wrestlemania

Droz would disagree.

I had a flight recently where they suddenly announced the flight was leaving from a different airport. So could be worse Steph.

Yay the next match in the Sasha/Nia best of seven series!

...oh wait.

Nia's music is a terrible fit for her.

Nia Jax. Another great example of an undeserved hoss push. Nof often you see if in the womens division though so at least that adds some novelty.

Don't Treat Me like a Woman....Don't treat me like a man...don't treat me like you know me.

Did they redo her theme i can understand tge lyrics

The Germans don't have stage freight and having "Elimination Chamber" associate with them.

Nia is 10 times hotter than Chyna ever was.

Seems like they have extended the intro part and separated the audio a little bit.

Nia Jax is undefeated on ppv

Somethings gonna have to give at WM

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Nope. She isn't.

:| Cole bringing up another ppv win streak going on for RAW's women division.

NXT PPVS dont count for charolette either.

Sashas ribs gonna pop out of her body

What was the second thing you said? PPV? It counts for her too. Nobody is undefeated. Charlotte lost her belt in a fatal four-way though.

Sasha dead

Well thats stupid

Slick finish.

:lol: at Nia losing by way of a roll-up.