RAW 4/24 - Strowman to battle Kalisto in a Dumpster Match tonight
 

ALSO:

• Will The Miz retaliate against Dean Ambrose?

• Bray Wyatt brings true "horror" to RAW

• Alexa Bliss closes in on the RAW Women's Title

All that and more tonight on RAW, @8PM EST/7C!

Is this a joke?

Nope.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's about the size of the fight in the dog... U want it <a href="https://twitter.com/KalistoWWE">@KalistoWWE</a>, U got it. Braun vs Kalisto in a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DumpsterMatch?src=hash">#DumpsterMatch</a> Monday on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RawGM?src=hash">#RawGM</a></p>&mdash; Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/855872387795087361">April 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Last dumpster match was Cactus/Chainsaw vs NAO right?

Well there was a table-dumpster match between Road Dogg & X-Pac vs. The Dudley Boyz

KEEP THE STROWMAN EMPIRE STRONG!

VINTAGE BDC :shifty:

Raw is going to suck outside of Bliss and Angle. Bring back Warzone or random legends.

Yeah. I don't know how I feel about this.

Braun looked like a billion dollars last week. And a dumpster match this week against Kalisto.

Nice job, creative.

Nevermind. I forgot about the Hardyz being on RAW.

who watching

@owenbrown

This makes me smile all the time.

THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE. NOW YOU ARE TOO

I can only assume this dumpster match will last 15 seconds.

Still funny how the ref flops out of the ring from last week's ring collapse.

Assume this video package will be followed with a

John Cone
Rest in Peace

graphic.

US belt should have had the same stip as the WWE title in regards its the belt that could move and not the wrestler. RAW gains nothing from the match regardless who wins or loses.

Had a feeling Miz was going to come out.

Miz's theme sucks dick..........

Maryse stole Dean's jacket.

You shut up.

Odd dress choice too. Looks like she's trying for thrift store special.

And MizTV will be replaced with the Ambrose Asylum, right?

Wish Jericho would just always be a heel... kinda shitty as a face... just bangs out one catch phrase after another and that's it... I guess he kinda did that as a heel too but... seems a lot worse

I have it on mute

His theme is amazing, dude.

Dean wants his jacket.

You okay, man? You seem depressed.

Here's a sweet Tazplex

http://i.imgflip.com/xcnx.gif

Yeah, I agree 💯.

Forgot how much I h8 Michael Cole saying "The Lunatic Fringe"

Not even that is helping........... sorry

Just wait until they do the usual WWE thing of adding another nickname.

"The embodiment of chaos, the Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose!"

Wish Jericho would still be "upset" at Dean Ambrose for putting whatever # of thumb tacks into him......

what the fuck with all the talk show segment changes?!

This is like some sort of wrestling talk show Inception moment going on right now.

69.

Ghost of Roddy Piper is going to come out next.

Hang on, I'll contact Drebin and have him deliver you some hookers and blow. :shifty:

RIP Mitch

Then Abraham Washington's ghost... although I don't think he's actually dead... and Tony Atlas.

Then Carlito will return for CARLITO'S CABANA!

Wish Jericho would be "upset" at Dean's gift...... treat it like the joke that it is..... act offended......

Won't happen, but if there was ever a segment that would benefit from a Ron Simmons appearance, this is it.

Can't tell if this crowd is alive tonight. Or someone in the production truck has a heavy hand on the "pipe in chant" knob tonight.

It is a sharp looking jacket.

I'm keeping a sharp eye out for an industrial size garbage truck parked in back.

They couldn't react because they were trapped in an episode of The Twilight Zone.

"sensing" that this Raw will do terrible in the ratings

Well, that was twenty minutes of television.

Presumably a send-off for Jericho to get out all of his catchphrases before wandering off for a while after Sunday.

Its so stupid. The lunatic fringe is generally used to describe where a person is(Dean Ambrose is on the lunatic fringe) He can't be the lunatic fringe.

Why the fuck are Sheamus and Cesaro wearing skirts?!

Wait.

Is Raw using the Smackdown set tonight?

And Matt's all dressed up in his best blue jeans...

I like that Booker T isn't talking a lot and is basically just "putting guys over"... doing a good job imo

Feel like RAW first match always some sort of boring tag team related match.....

VVVVEEEE ONNUUUHHH

Strowman vs Kalisto in a dumpster match?

Wow, they REALLY ran out of ideas.

You noticed that too? Thought I was the only one...

Also, RIP Sheamus' back.

The Italian Hero from Subway is a wannabe JJ's Vito.

Just wait. His next victim could have to go through a Kennel From Hell match.

Not one DELETE chant to be had. :(

Always either Sheamus/Cesaro or Gallows/Anderson involved.............. sigh

Kinda want to lie down in bed but 98% chance I will fall asleep... might do it anyway though... very risky

I'm... not quite sure what that is.

Is there a TMNT movie clause that he has to keep the ginger mohawk? looks redic

Yeah, so dull...no wonder the ratings always suck.

DELETE DELETE DELETE

Dunno, guess it's just an "established" part of his character now, like his dumb theme...needs "Written In My Face" back...

Stamina this, stamina that.

Feels like that's been the case more often than not in recent months for RAW go-home shows.

There's your chant.

Feel better?

About damn time

Good for Sheamus, stepping up as the voice of reason. B.A. STAR, Cesaro!

There we go, they picked up at the end.

Pretty decent match. The tag match should be a lot of fun I think.

Matt should just take Sunday off since Jeff already proved he can beat both Sheamus and Ceasro on his own.

THE ARTIST KNOWN AS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

Damn...was hoping he'd book Maryse in some kind of singles match of her own...

Smackdown opens with Nakamura.

:yes:

Naomi very good in the ring, but Charlotte becoming SD! Women's Champion just seems so right.

It could be worse.

It could be THE MESMERIZING CONUNDRUM SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

*The Artist Known As

T.A.K.A. NAKAMURA

I fucking love Nakamura I fucking hate his gi style entrance jacket though I hope that was his doing and not Vince's stupid idea

Wonder if he will ever turn heel and become The Artist Formerly Known as Shinsuke Nakamura.....

Conundrum is my favorite word so I'd be fine with that

If he does, he's just inviting a copyright infringement lawsuit from Goldust. :shifty:

TJP has to change nothing to be heel everything he does is already the height of douchebag

This entrance is weird as it is, but it's even more painful for Heel TJP.

Feel like TJP needs a new theme..... evil boss 8-bit music

It's the male Mary Poppins!

Jack Gallagher should get left at a gas station again.

TJP new theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5J_m1-l2rk

Wonder what other superstitions Gallagher regularly tests...walking under ladders? Breaking mirrors? Crossing the paths of black cats?