WWE RAW 5/22/17
 

Guess Jinder's WWE title win still sending shockwaves through TPWW if nobody cares about RAW threads now.

Just turned it on... Bray Wyatt promo... oy...

This really sucks

Week 2 of no Braun on Raw.

SHOULD WE WATCH?!

Decided to keep playing Injustice 2 for an extra ten minutes. Given that there was another Bray being Bray promo and now Roman is interrupting... I feel like I made a wise choice up until this point.

I mean, yeah sure it's my birthday today and all I wanted is for Braun to get back on TV and kill Roman.

Is that so much to ask?

Smackdown is the show to watch tomorrow.

One show has a giant Braun-sized void and the other is currently championed by a Trump-esque meme-fueled superstar.

I should just rewatch Takeover Chicago until Summerslam.

Well at least we get Roman out of the way.

I legitimately lol'd at Bray Wyatt saying he could beat Brock Lesnar.

FUCKING HATE how WWE turns descriptive phrases into "buzzwords" or like trademarks.


"Roman Reigns injured the Monster among men, Braun Stroman" WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SENTENCE IS THAT :rant:

Like, why in the fuck would you describe Bray Wyatt constantly as "the eater of worlds", it does not sound natural in the least.

Brock Lesnar is the Beast Incarnate. You don't just constantly call someone that. He is certain AAAAA beast incarnate. it's not something you trademark as a nickname. Fucking retards.

Two weeks in a row Reigns gets a win of sorts against someone in the upcoming Fatal 5 Way.

classic The Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt.

Don't know why they're using whatever song this is with "Hellfire, hellfire save my soul" for Extreme Rules and not GREAT BALLS OF FIRE LIVE ON THE WWE NETWORK

Oooooooooooooh. Bullet Club co-founders fight tonight.

THE CLUB EXPLODES TONIGHT...

with no build up.

Just gonna throw that match out there. Okay.

I wonder what the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar, thinks of all of this.

"Just so you guys know, Kane and the Undertaker are brothers, and they're going to fight for the first time, tonight, on Raw."

Perhaps the Big Dog, Roman Reigns, will make another appearance and add some value tonight.

Thanks Kurt. You just gave me a reason to not watch tonight.

How can you hate the abtastic awesomeness that is Jinder Mahal

Dark One are you trying to hinder Jinder?

And The Drifter's fighting, too!

OH SHIT THE DRIFTER IN RING

this show just became the B-MINUS SHOW

can people give me more terrible nicknames with no flow. I don't watch enough to pull them off the top of my head.

I think I'm more entertained by Bayley than I am by Jinder Mahal.

I'm a fan of Tozawa.

No more snap German Suplex for Tozawa?

lol that little girl Tozawa was barking at was adorable

You mean the Archduke of Intensity, Akira Tozawa?

gotta homogenize everyone into the #wwestyle.


Don't really know if I used homogenize correctly, will check on google and let y'all know whilst you await eagerly.

What's up..... Started watching late..... pretty much just fast forwarded through the first 30 minutes.

I'm a Tozowa fan now if only for the fact that he makes Baley fans uncomfortable

The Sultan of Sneaky Brian Kendrick seemed rather unimpressed.

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#BringBackFatTozawa

Alicia Fox and The Drifter in one night?My cup runneth over

Did my TV switch to MTV Unplugged?

Should just use some CGI to change everything from red to purple. Probably a lot less time needed than what the WWE wastes for weekly setups.

I missed Corey Graves insulting The Drifter

The Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose is unpredictable as usual.

I don't understand why the crowd is booing this, like, why are they booing?

Feel like The Miz is one of the only people I genuinely care about on Monday Night RAW.........

THE SOPRANO OF SUFFERING, THE DRIFTER, Elias Sampson.

Vintage The Soprano of suffering, the drifter, Elias Sampson

Ambrose going for the flying nothing, but caught by a knee!

:eek: Drifter beats Ambrose.

RIP Enzo

Enzo's dead.

IS BRAUN BACK??!?!?!?!?!

Elias Samson just beat the current IC and former World Champion.

It is the rise of The Jobbers.

Quite a cunning plan by the Conniving Director of Discord, The MIz.

One of these weeks Enzo won't get beaten up at all and it will be among the biggest shocks of recent years like Jinder's title win or Lesnar breaking the streak.

Enzo got rekt by a cuppa haters, a cuppa haters

Turned it off until now due to not being able to "bear" the Bray Wyatt / Roman Reigns stuff... but I am back now... I like posting in this thread live... I like every1 here....

The Real Rock n' Roller vs. The Machine Gun. Let's do it.


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so is it Cass that beat up Enzo?

Rikishi attacked Enzo most likely

THE DEMON KING Finn Balor is here!

IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!

You have the best parts of the Bullet Club (and whatever Age of the Fall was ) and you arent going to form a badass heel stable?

WHY?

Sometimes Finn Balor just looks so much like a Gollum creature

PAULIE'S HERE!

WHOA

Paul Heyman

Speaking of Gollum creatures

Reigning... yes

Defending?.... No, Paul, no

Waiting for someone to slip up and say "Seth Fuckin' Rollins".

I'd like to think Paul Heyman is lamp shading how ridiculous these nicknames are with his emphasis

Heyman is better when Lesnar is there. Feeds off his energy.

Paul Heyman should turn Finn Balor heel

He is reading my mind.

Paul Heyman confronting Finn Balor gives me hope we are getting Beast vs Balor at GBOF - and I will be there live!

this is so dead

Finn is good on the mic. not like fucking the tits by any means, but he's very confident. Doesn't seem out of place.

Even though a Bray feud would have been a good way to redebut DEMON Balor, Balor-Lesnar feud will be even better especially after Heyman just helped sell the idea with the Beast talk of Lesnar.

I've never seen Finn Balor as a heel, but have a gut feeling he is much better at being a heel........

Finally been awhile since I got to hear this song.

Well, that took an interesting turn.

Finn is going to look so tiny next to Brock but I'm fine with it.

I hope this is a sign they arent gonna put Roman in again and wanna go with Balor

This is the first time Heyman has done nothing but heap praise on a possible Lesnar opponent

He's no James Ellsworth

and they cut it off.

Seems like 98% of people in WWE are better as heels

Heyman heaped praise on Roman Reigns before their Wrestlemania encounter.....

goddammit Burger King

Demon Balor going to redebut at Extreme Rules.......

Yeah....... feel like it is much easier, I guess......

I either missed it or because its Roman Reigns I didn't pay attention.

Yes - He literally said Roman Reigns was better than Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, Stonecold Steve Austin and The Rock.

Who is honest to god good as a face(sympathetic underdog) and makes you wanna kill him as a heel

Nnnnnnnnnngggggggg aaaaaahhhhhhh

Ugh. dumb to pit the (whatever) clubs against each other.

Alicia Fox jobber entrance

Not promising

Shocked at Michael Cole not yelling out "IT'S BOSS TIME!"

fingers crossed

Seriously what is it with Cole's mic in recent weeks that it sounds messed up at times.

Figured WWE would have fixed it by now or Cole now has a random spitting problem.

Didn't even lose to her finishing move

Son of a motherless dog!

RAW thread seems "dead" this week

GODDAMN RIGHT

Keep Alicia strong

#HeelApollo