RAW is Memorial Day ***5.29.17***
 

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+ Who attacked Enzo! The road to Extreme Rules continues, with 6 days until everything gets Extreme!

Cass attacked Enzo. Next question.

this was what i came here to post. That's just assumed, right?

that was one of the best RKO's ever. It'd be fun to be in that environment all the time.

Week 3 without Braun.

I picked up some sort of a cold and/or virus yesterday and feel awful. Might just skip tonight altogether and go to bed early.

The Revival.

I dunno man.... feel like I'd be "living on the edge" always worried about the next RKO Outta Nowhere......

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Memorial Day is spent with family &amp; friends enjoying the beach or a BBQ.<br>Instead we think you should spend it watching RAW<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/869325361062051840">May 29, 2017</a></blockquote>
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I feel like Cena might make a special appearance tonight or maybe The Rock. I dont know. I think this will be a great show, but not as good as it would be with 45 minutes of BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Sauce.

Why didn't they use an audio quote from Trump

Should have sent out Muhammed Hassan just then

I expect this thread to cap out at 2 pages tonight.

Even though the negative backlash from it would be massive, WWE could easily create a new mega heel on the spot if someone ever interrupted the special videos WWE airs for certain holidays.

Are we about to have another Live Sex Celebrat--Oh.

SIX MAN TAG MATCH TONIGHT PLAYAS

Raw seems promising tonight

Decent start tonight. WWE really needs to freshen up openings for RAW so its not a shock when a non-talkie segment starts the show.

Raw creative ideas right now is putting a bunch of post-it notes with ideas on a wall on the staff throws a dart.

Tonight's show:

6-man tag match
Triple threat match
Shield semi-reunion match

More darts to be thrown as the night progresses.

I'm guessing a women's match but someone hits the Bra & Panties stipulation.

Matt Hardy attacked Enzo Amore to harvest leopard-print for his pants

Matt Hardy is freakishly orange tonight

Did Jeff Hardy just randomly injure himself?

:lol: Ambrose's extra slow hot tag attempt

Not really paying attention to this match.

The crowd is heavily invested.

same @ Clockshot

watching old vines on twitter

I think one of these days Jeff Hardy will kill himself in the ring cause he misses that Swanton Bomb badly.

Watching the Jays game

Just did see Corey Graves run away.......

What happened to Corey?

Corey must have just heard that the Drifter was in the building.

Hopefully it is a story thing and he didn't just get some news like "your mom died"

Corey just learned The Drifter will have an extra long song to sing tonight so he has to get out before its too late.

something just tells me Bayley has the worst periods.

That was very strange. I'm concerned.

Whatever happened to that guy who made vines and would yell "Gra-Ta-Ta-Ta"

Steph coming back

NARC!

Kurt Angle's nude pics must have just leaked.

The suspense is killing meeeeeeee

Seriously. Would you guys eat a dirty tampon straight from Alexa Bliss if she would give you sex in return?

Stay in the back Graves and cover your ears!

And The Drifter gets the jobber treatment.

Crowd appreciating this than last week's crowd when they just booed.

I like The Drifter

Zach Evans has a shot here.

If the Drifter ever wore a muscle shirt and kept the same general look, he could easily pass off as being a new Bone Saw for a future Spiderman film.

Match he had right now was pretty terrible even by squash standards.

Zac Evans possibly the most generic jobber name of all-time

Triple threat next.

Trying to keep the viewers around.

Good job, was about to change the channel.

@RP

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seriously after seeing that, the government should take my pants and freeze them because of all the semen inside them that can produce babies in the future.


i bet her side piece took that little video snip. I bet it was R-Truth

It was Nia Jax

Nia Jax.

Which, I guess could be her side piece.

So its 2 big guys and 1 little guy in this triple threat. With the little guy being the favorite.

Does that sound right to anybody?

Bray Wyatt threatening Samoa Joe was A++

Anyone else not care about Extreme Rules this Sunday at all, and instead anticipating MitB?

I would eat all of Nia Jax's bathroom trash for a week to get to Alexa

Yes it was, too bad his follow through is usually shite

Didn't even notice it was this weekend till Cole mentioned it. Guess that's good since I would have missed like half the show if it was the following week due to other commitments.

I have something like 20 matches worth of reason to doubt Bray Wyatt can beat Lesner

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When there's a vacancy on the Smackdown Live commentary team <a href="https://t.co/5HWlwsfsZb">pic.twitter.com/5HWlwsfsZb</a></p>&mdash; the maharajacc (@TeeHaitchGee) <a href="https://twitter.com/TeeHaitchGee/status/869353216508559360">May 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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He's Irish. He has leprechaun magic. Totally sensible.

Worked for Hornswoggle in the past.

Finn Balor with a negative 12 percent body fat

"Bayley, This Is Your Life!" segment gonna be worse than if Nia was given a gimmick change to Andréa the Giant.

I'm going and looking forward to it.

I want sign ideas for extreme rules

Droford i feel like you go to every ppv ever/

Put your pants back on!

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I went to battleground last year

Bray and Joe

Team FAT Fear and Tapout

owenbrown stop yelling at me in my reps pls. Just fucking stop it.

Can't wait for them to give Samoa Joe a new nickname like BEHEMOTH OF BRUTALITY and have Cole say it 35 times in a match.

LOCK JAW NATION

The Tsunami in Your Mommy

Triple Threat match was good but WWE really needs to drop the bad habit of making Bray's promos be meaningless if he keeps losing big matches.

Rich Swann gonna wrestle in Baltimore? Yay

How dare they cut off Noam Dar's entrance.......

Caramel M&Ms sound like an idea that should've been done long ago...like BBQ Skittles.

any1 watching raw tonight?

who are these dudes

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There's an 80% chance <a href="https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon">@VinceMcMahon</a> put <a href="https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE">@SashaBanksWWE</a> in with 205 Live because her hair is purple <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/869364979048357888">May 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
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If I have to

:(

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wanna feel old? This is Hanson now. <a href="https://t.co/EwHrrGbq5E">pic.twitter.com/EwHrrGbq5E</a></p>&mdash; Krista Doyle (@Krista_Doyle) <a href="https://twitter.com/Krista_Doyle/status/869216908423385089">May 29, 2017</a></blockquote>
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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Terrible camera shot for the ending of the match. Not even the first replay showed what Swann's move was to win.

I like them pulling Sasha Banks into the Swann/Dar/Fox feud. Attaching a big star into a Cruiserweight feud will help make people care about more of the Cruiserweights, I think.

I feel like Sasha is "above" this feud

JR would sell the he'll out of em

yeah just waiting for my bros pfwd and ruien to watch and shoot the breeze

not Tyler Breeze tho

Please no one shoot Tyler Breeze, he is really funny

The Revival, finally!

POIT JUST CAME

Dash's new Jaws gimmick is money.

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Dawson should just have said they really missed the great quality of WWE's catering while they were gone.

I kind of want Rich Swann to turn heel vs. Cedric Alexander.

Like Rich Swann continues to harass Noam and Alicia, and Cedric is finally like "Yo, dude, chill out" and Swann is all "I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU!!" and Cedric is just "I know, but I don't actually care about it too much.... just let them be...."

Then Swann goes crazy and attacks Cedric for not appreciating him getting revenge for him.......

205 Live streetfight was p good

I bet Kane left Enzo Amore in a vegetative state

Enjoying all of these sudden interruptions w/ Corey Graves. Makes the show less sterile and monotonous.