The omen presents MONDAY NIGHT RAW and doom
 

Like the devil itself, you just can't keep RAW down.
So speaketh the omen.


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close the thread and ban this sock

Have a seat and worship the ruthless aggression.

I hope Brock shows up.

The omen knows a thing or two about beasts incarnate

Look into your crystal ball, omen. Do you foresee suplexes tonight?

Is this official?

I'm kinda concerned.

Wait?! They're at Mohegan Sun.

Ooooooooooh. The one in Pennsylvania.

Ok. Crisis averted.

Bray Wyatt versus Roman Reigns?

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN.

YOU SHAKE MY NERVE AND YOU RATTLE MY BRAIN!............

I'm ready for some almost TNA level of shit!

No one fucking cares fat-Bo. Form a tag team with your brother and be done with this jobber gimmick.

I believed in you Bray.

But, the bettors made my choice in Tipsters.

The Eater of Pinfalls vs. The Big Dog...tough call.

Oh boy

Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns opening the show

This is usually when I would stop paying attention to the show

telling it like it is........

Is bray here to tell us how he's still fear incarnate after eating loss after loss

Crowd seems good at least

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

He totally sounded like Macho Man right there.

Thunderous reaction?

Where the hell are you, Cole?

Too much RAW drives a man insane

It takes your will, but what a thrill!

booooooo just because I can booooooooo

suplexes and deadly promos

This should not be official.... plus I fucking hate the sock that made this thread

Oh good, RAW opens with Roman squashing Bray. Sigh.

He's one of the socks that aren't just plain terrible at least. He's not owenbrown-centric. He's more about "general forboding ominous" messages....

I forgot. We're in Week 4 without Braun.

How long do we have to hold out for? Mid-July was what the rumor mill was saying.

"Hey Vince, the internet fans are finally excited about Raw after Samoa Joe became number one contender."

"GIVE THEM BRAY VS REIGNS!"

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Great Balls of Fire count: 1

Don't get me wrong, I dig Bray's look. He woulda been hella in The Brood.

you haven't seen the private messages he keeps sending me

Great Balls of Fire are a sign one should stop bathing in their cauldron

Are they romantic novel steamy?

You are the queen of lies. This thread is for RAW not your delusions. Please leave me alone.

Did Bray Wyatt have a sleeper hold on throughout the entire commercial break... wasn't paying attention

Do you still h8 Bray Wyatt @Triple A

8:30 already.

This is way too long.

Better be the Original Shiek's fireball, as that is the only TRULY great ball of fire.

My thoughts exactly... boring match dragging ass...UGH...

The Superman punch wouldn't even register on the DBZ tournament punching machine...

big dog's yard? more like big dog's kennel.

Shocked at this result.

Shocked ! !

Bray Wyatt is a big fat jobber. News at 11.

Now that the most predictable 30 minutes in Raw history is over, I can resume paying attention.

I know the omen handles the predictions around here but, I can already see it......

RAW Next Week:

Bray Wyatt: "I am still a God!"

OMG F*** off with Roman beating everyone clean every week.

yea

They're taking a look back at the women's title match? I just assume they're going to show the whole thing since it was shorter than this commercial break.

Enzo is alive!

You don't have to look far, Enzo.

Charly good looking braud

Big Cass totally did it

Protesting too much

Can't wait for Enzo to end up with a stuttering gimmick like Goldust from all of these concussions.

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Totally misunderstood the rules of that pole match......

Thought it was non-title, and that to win you just had to get the Kendo Stick and use it.
First one to use it would win.

Thought Bayley would win under those conditions......

"The WWE Universe got their answer... Bayley is a little bitch."

This is my life

This is my life

This is my life

My life

Kurt currently frantically negotiating to keep his dong pics off the internet.

TY Kurt for stating the truth

What are the odds the guy who pitched This Is Your Life is now in the unemployment line?

Nah, it was a RAW Women's Championship match and I was under the impression that the first person to possess the kendo stick would be the only one able to legally use it during the match.

This bowflex commercial is using the same music we use in our sports intro......

that wink....:y::drool:

Being yourself and being a nice person are NOT character flaws!

Nia would snap Alexa like toothpick in this match.

But, I got a feeling hijinks will be in play & Alexa retains.

TIME TO DRIFT

PLAY LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

OR HURT! The Johnny Cash version.

I like Elias Sampson's new thing of "Please hold your applause until I finish" and then immediately launching into trashing the city.........

Pretty much what all of us have been singing in our head for the past 45 minutes, I think.

Now do Classical Gas

Excellent gimmick

I got you, brother.

Still a better performance than The Rock in Cleveland.

CROSS RHODES

I actually think Elias Sampson has a great look. If they don't just turn him into a joke he's got a future.

Trying to get back "into the show" after the umpeeth week of Roman pinning another upper-mid carder/main-eventer clean...

If all else fails, 205 Live may get a little more rocking.

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He's also been MORE interesting than he was on NXT, which may be a first for someone from NXT.

Again, if you had told the internet 3 years ago that they would get Nakamura / Steen in WWE everyone would have needed a change of underpants.

Now, I'm conflicted because its going to be a throwaway match on SDL and not a sweet build that culminates with an awesome 15-20 min match at a ppv.

Like, why are fans supposed to believe anyone is a threat to Roman outside of Braun and Brock?

Samoa Joke, Thinned-Out Balor, Bray Why It, Seth Smallins, Dean AmIAJoke, The Miz, etc

OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH!

*That part in Samoa Joe's entrance theme*

Ahhh the classic "Ambrose is banned from the building" routine.

Based on the fact that they're at the Mohegan Sun, I fully expect him to reappear as Tatanka.

Goodness gracious that is one awful logo/graphic/scheme for GREAT BALLS OF FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! *hits all keys on piano*

Good time for Braun to come out.

I love all 1950's design aesthetics so I am ok with GBOF

Agreed. Usually when they promote someone without them getting their turn as NXT champ it winds up being a failure (Breeze, Crews)

welp

Hey, I cracked 25k posts.

congrats 2 ClockShot

I missed it. What did Ambrose do?

He violently assaulted The Drifter

What happened

Been waiting to see how Paul Addresses this

Gertner is an idiot