OFFICIAL JULY 4th Edition of SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!
 

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Johnathon Cena is back and he's a free agent and ready to fuck!

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WOOOOOOOO!

NOT FOR LONG!

I'll watch

And we get SuperCena right out of the gate.

BAHHHHHHHHH GAWdddddddddddd JOHN CENA IS BACK!

15 years ago tonight on SD!:

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so which title is he going to steal to undeservedly break Flair's record?

BAHHHHHHHHHHH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OWENBROWN IS HERE!

Cenation in the house!

Move it along, Cena. There's more important things.

Like P1, Jinder Mahal, The Miracle, just to name a few.

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The American Dream? Hell, I celebrate ol' Dusty everyday!

That's right Good Ol' RP :shifty:

So John Cena is telling us that he's a part timer now.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RUSEV'S BACK!

I think Cena just called out Will Smith!

Where's Lana? What the fuck

H*ll yea Rusev

RUSEV!

Gatekeeper Cena would be a really amazing gimmick/gimmick if the WWE went all out with it and not half-assed it like the last couple of times because Cena can't turn heel.

Poor Rusev finally makes his Smackdown debut on the worst time possible.

If the whole locker room comes out and just beats Cena's ass, I can stop watching.

Where was Rusev's comeback commercials?

RUSEV CRUSH!

Machka

I h8 Cena (on the mic...)

Cringe @ Cena turning "Bulgaria" pronunciation into just another lame dick joke. :nono:

:lol: crowd YES! chanting for burgers and hotdogs.

Back to his anti-US shtick but Mahal has that gimmick trademarked

Me too, he needs to fuck off my TV ASAP.

Going on too long.

Where is Lana? This doesnt seem right without Lana.

Love anti-American foreigner gimmicks tbh...

A Flag Match? How uninspired and corny can you get?

Lana gets another crack at the Women's title?

I could do without the Rap battle and Chad Gable.

"Christ" @ rap battle

With high enough quality writing on a consistent basis, they do make a lot of valid points about the way we as Americans and as a country are flawed.

Racist!

The Ball Family on Raw last week. A rap battle on Smackdown this week.

I thought the objective is to get ratings. Not lose them by having us change the channel 10-15 minutes.

Really looking forward to the rap battle. Love rap music. So much talent involved.

Settle in, dude...I think this is going to be a long next 1h 40m.

Wonder if American Alphas are the next to get disbanded.

Don't remember reading any news about Jason Jordan being injured but seems a bit odd Gable is having this little solo run outta nowhere.

Yeah, it's totally never been about who can diss who better, so it should be amazing! :shifty:

No Jason Jordan despite the nameplate proclaiming "Chad Gable With Jason Jordan"... WTF?!

How has Vince not learned that people tune out of his wrestling show when he has ,Rock or Rap involved

Just noticed the old school red white and blue ropes

UGH...a PiP match segment...was a fun novelty at first, but now just dumb.

Probably hopes adding a little of the "E" in WWE now and again will maybe bring in the casual crowd somehow? It might be woefully misguided if that's the case, but I give the old guy credit for trying at least.

Rusev should come out and put these Jabroni's in a camel clutch

Chad Gable rules

Poit is jerking off in a corner right now, watching Chad Gable.

Catching up...DID I MISS THE RAP BATTLE??

yep

Nigger was said 14 times.

Is Jordon injured?

Uh oh.

Mojo is having second thoughts.

That's not... entirely inaccurate.

Epic typo in title...I sincerely hope freestyle rape isn't a thing.

I don't think so...

Not yet.

:eek:

Something's definitely up...I get the sense Mojo could tease a heel turn or just turn outright tonight...

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Carmella looking damn hot tonight.

Love that this backfired on DB even tho he's a face.

Oh no...don't tell me they did something to the belt to make it glow...looks way too gaudy...looks like a freakin' kids toy now.

What is she? She has a chinky look about her.

Oh my god, they tricked out the Women's belt.

Did they put day glo on the belt

That is uggggggggggggggggggggggggg-lee.

What the fuk did Naomi do to the belt? Did Maddox shoot com dots all over it?

Ellsworth didn't play a direct role in the outcome last week so WTF @ DB?!

PLEASE GOD GIVE ME BRYAN V ELLSWORTH.

Great, tyrant ass Daniel Bryan going to come out and abuse his authority and threaten Ellsworth's livelihood again...

I hope Ellsworth smacks the taste out of his mouth

Basically she's a spoiled brat from Brooklyn who thinks she's a "princess".

Fuck Daniel Bryan

YEA! ELLSWORTH IS GONE............................for now.

Daniel abusing his power

I hate people who live in Brooklyn

Damn fucking piece of shit tyrant asshole Bryan overstepping his bounds yet again...what a fucking surprise...:roll:

So guess Bryan is still pissed at having to do a repeat of the Women's MitB match.

He's treated Ellsworth a lot more harshly than he ever did to the Miz I think.

Well, shit, man, why not just tell us how you really feel about Cryme Tyne (please don't)!

what the fuck her belt is green now

WHAT THE FUCK

Dah. Lana.

Rusev should be out here for this.

She's from Staten Island!

I hope Rusev comes out and helps Lana win the belt.

CFO$ is a big fan of build up opening theme music

The fucking belt is changing colors or i'm tripping the fuck out.

If Lana gets squashed again here, it would be painfully obvious they never meant for her to be taken seriously, which is just sad, as either show could use more serious contenders in their Women's Divisions.

lol

lulz

bullshit

LEDs are a wonderful thing.

welp

smh