OFFICIAL RAW Thread - 7.17.17- DALE NEWSTEAD KILLED POIT
 

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This Kurt 'angle' has everyone curious...it's true, it's damn true

My gut is Dixie, Steph....or Bayley or Gable about to get a new daddy

It's me

the whole thing is a swerve. it'll be announcing benjamin back and angle gonna give him preferential treatment

I bet it's just something to do with the 2k18 .

by swerve i meant the butt sex

Has there been a Braun sighting at Raw?

sticking it to SDL! the bastards

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle">@RealKurtAngle</a> reveals that he blew up <a href="https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon">@VinceMcMahon</a>'s limo <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/886992830555709440">July 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Where's Braun?

You think Kurt was talking to Braun on the phone?

WHERES THE PYRO?? I QUIT

2017's version of this:

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Kurt booking RAW to build up to his personal matters

I think Kurt was talking to nobody on the phone.

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It's going to come out that Jinder and Kurt are bro in laws..oh wait, wrong show.

If OssMan wasn't already dead, this lack of pyro would have killed him.

So Elias Sampson should get a full song in tonight since they're in Nashville, right?

I feel a 3-man Tag match PLAYAAA

Let's be real guys.

Kurt Angle is going to reveal that he was speaking to his parallel universe version, Bizarro Angle, who is going to star as the villain in the movie The Marine 6: Universes Collide.

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I don't think Raw has been too bad the last couple of weeks but tonight is almost worth watching just to see if it answers the question posed in Arrested Development

".....her?"

Kurt's secret is that he used up the entire year's worth of pyro budget for his July 4th party.

Ambrose should turn heel on Seth

STAND BY YOUR MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Give him two arms to cling to.

This is heartwarming

Don't.

Wait.

Character development and advancement on Raw?

What year is this? Where am I?

Are Dean and Ed Sheeran related

LOL

They have no idea what they want Bo Dallas to look like. It's hilarious.

Rollins/Ambrose reunion as faces way more captivating than Rollins/Reigns face reunion (which was pretty much just "hey we're both good guys now, let's fight Owens/Jericho 70 times in a row")

People actually chanting for Roman

Roman prob sitting backstage like "whatever"

Every RAW starts w a Dean Ambrose promo...he's the new Steph/HHH

Like that time that the authority spent like five minutes beating the shit out of Ambrose backstage on the Tron while Roman just kind of stood in the ring.

Gonna be some tag team division match next now

:eek: a tag match not happening next.

Did they really have to use Orton's line about "punishing Jinder's ass" in the Punjabi Prison as part of the Battleground commercial............

"She made that kid cry."

Perfect.

I would eat Alexa Bliss's pussy to get muscular dystrophy

thats a terrible time for a commercial

If WWE made every match with a champion for the title, they'd quickly get rid of their bad habit of champs suffering countless non-title losses and the very lazy way of setting up actual title matches.

Sasha did it first
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How else are they supposed to fill a 5 hours a week and 87 ppvs a year??

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Still feel bad for Alexa for having to go through with and carry that entire "This is your life" segment from weeks ago.

giving the kid the shirt was the most likable thing Bayley's done on RAW tbh.

ITS BOSS TIME, LOCK JAW!!

It official baliy can sell an injury better than Roman Reigns

goddammit

Wonder if the announcers ever get tired of needing to feign shock at a champion losing in a non-title match.

Wondering if too much damage has already been done to Bayley.

Alexa was smiling during that pin

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Frank Drebin, did I just step into a time machine to a few months ago?

Bayley feuding with Alexa, beating her in non-title matches, with the help of Sasha Banks who is feuding with Nia Jax (who is helping Alexa Bliss)

C'mon just one more swift kick to Matt Hardy's head

#weneedhimbroken

Women's division seem so boring

I think it's going to take a lot more than that.

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The way to earn a title shot:

Beat the champ in a Tag Team Match to earn a one on one non-title match.

Beat the champ in a non-title match.

Those Dastardly Authority Heels.......

Fixed.

They have really had a time milking Conner's death for all its worth

Hey man, Triple H doesn't let you pin him for free.

All time fav right there. Wish she'd do it again once in a while.

So when Kurt Angle reveals he was actually the Gobbledy Gooker in 1990, will he finally get around to punishing Reigns for the attempted murder of the Savoir of RAW ... Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuun Strowman?

This could have all been prevented Kurt, IF you didn't use social media.

Kurts dick pics are about to leak

Kurt sounding so insincere when saying he appreciates Corey Graves friendship

Graves/Angle sex tape

Kurt Angle 100% gay lovers with Luther Reigns during Luther's short stint on Smackdown back in like 2003.

I just keep going back to Steph saying the WWE will have LGBTQ storylines and then this Kurt Angle tease.

They are doing a terrible job is what I mean

Anyone like Titus as a manager?

If i doesn't turn out that Chad Gable is the son of Kurt Angle and Alundra Blaze, this story was a waste of time.

I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

Ariya is finally on RAW!

Brian Kendrick needs a bigger role

WWE missed their opportunity with the LaVar Ball guy.

Personally no he's too big

The Brian Kendrick in action next!

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He Honestly would be better off without the Cruiserweight division and find a team, if Paul London didn't have heat with vince, Londrick would make the Tag division better.

For something that probably shouldn't have worked this well, the Titus Brand stuff recently has been very entertaining especially for 205 Live.

Oops. They forgot to change the ropes.

Really good cover by Corey Graves

WE'RE CUTTIN COSTS!

That was a lame tag match.

Must have ran out of purple duct tape

I wonder if they will do XX live after Raw (women's wrestling show)

AAAND there's your Cruiserweight fix for the night

the way this division has been cut down from the CWC is astounding

no purple ropes = budget cuts

#FireJBL

I've almost given up hope WWE will address Roman trying to murder BRUAN! So I'm holding on to hope that Stroman comes out in the ME rips off Reign's arm and beats him to death with it.

Bitches love Enzo Amore.

just spotted Kurt's wife Giovanna in the front row...

Where's this going?

To Enzo getting beat up

Watching now... Mom called me on a video chat thing... Had Raw on mute... seems like Enzo has been talking for like 8 mins

Between Ambrose-Rollins stuff and Enzo's promo right now, WWE filling out a lot of forgotten backstory tonight for RAW.

Enzo explaining the origins for why his tag finisher was just him being used as a weapon gives some closure to that mystery.

If only there was a Talking Championship

Big Cass very generic new music.......

Big Cass' new entrance theme is terrible

Really need to give him a new theme... jobber ass theme