SummerSlam Thread
 

Is anyone watching WWE SummerSlam tonight

Yeah.... co-worker coming over to watch it, so I prob won't post much.....

Still haven't watched Takeover, so I hope they don't spoil it (they probably will).......

I'm actually going to watch it just because it's kind of a ritual of mine to watch this last PPV right before football season starts and I don't have any extra time or interest in watching WWE. Have no idea what's going on or what the card is though.

Just turned it on before the match started. They doing this too early.

<strong>WWE Universal Championship
Fatal 4-Way Match
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZAJR3xhl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Championship
Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/MIBHsDNl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Raw Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/jvNjGGgl.jpg">

<strong>WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Naomi (c) vs. Natalya</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/zYsfIEkl.jpg">

<strong>WWE United States Championship
Shane McMahon as Guest Referee
AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/D0zmRCJl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/h2K4fBBl.jpg">

<strong>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ENZMgqgl.jpg">

<strong>Randy Orton vs. Rusev</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZLhYMDVl.jpg">

<strong>"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ujXQmGwl.jpg">

<strong>Enzo Amore Suspended in a Shark Cage
Big Cass vs. Big Show</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/uITLELll.jpg">

<strong>Kickoff Show Match
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Akira Tozawa (c) vs. Neville</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/RuUqtYNl.jpg">

<strong>Kickoff Show Match
WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The New Day (c) vs. The Usos</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/WnrUsIIl.jpg">

<strong>Kickoff Show Match
Jason Jordan and The Hardy Boyz vs. The Miz, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/TN8jhbpl.jpg">

Hardyz falling hard like the Dudley Boyz except they at least got the belts at the start.

Feels like they don't have the ring mic'd properly or something... everything sounds really quiet

Wow! Can't believe they let Miz pin Jordan.

Why is Sasha in the event against..... ehhh. Where is Charlotte Flair at?

Should be home just in time for the main show to start. How is Sunday Night Heat?

Sasha is sexy as hell and.comes to the ring wearing almost nothing.

A.) She's on SmackDown! LIVE, not RAW, and B.) I suspect maybe in light of recent events and despite not being on the card, might have been recently given time off to be with her father.

C) She was in China promoting the WWE Network being available there before being recalled to be with Flair.

Anyone eating anything good

I am watching the preshow matches on he network and hey still cut away to commercial breaks promoting SS. What the fuck. It's unnecessary and destroys my interest.

Woke up late cause I'm on vacation this week. Just made it to the store to pick up some beer for SummerSlam.

It really isn't unnecessary. The pre-show is live YouTube, Facebook, etc. It's not just on the WWE Network. It's the last chance to get people to sign up and get their email address on file to harass them.

What food are you eating

Trying to figure out what food to eat

Planning to have a cheeseburger from In-N-Out after the show.

Starting matches at 5:30 will destroy interest more. This is all the UFC's fault with their damn preliminary matches.

It actually is, though.

Nothing planned yet. Just went outside for the first time since Thursday.

Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing at all to do with them scheduling 13 matches over 6+ hours. 😒

AWW, COME THE FUCK ON! WHY?! LIKE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Stupid-ass 50/59 booking bullshit. :nono::rant:

Hog Wild 1996 strikes. Bow down to the king peasants.

So much for Tozawa's Cruiserweight title reign.

church bells across the street won't shut the fuck up for like the past 40 mins going insane

Neville barely hitting his finisher lol.

Lemme know if you come up with something...

That jacket is both awesome and revolting.

No crowd noise piped in for this interview

did Roman Reigns call her "sweetie"

People want to walk with Elias in Brooklyn.

Obvious set-up for an unneeded impromptu match.

Encore!

I miss wrestling viewing parties. Only really do them for WrestleMania now.

Elias has such a great gimmick. Nuclear heat all the time.

lol I love when heels sarcastically act like the crowd loves them but it's a smark crowd so they actually do.

"Oh what's that? One more song?"

Crowd: "YES!"

They want another yet another Encore

OK, no match...good...kinda odd, though.

Carmella definitely needs to cash-in (successfully) tonight.

Just started watching the pre-show and :| at reading Neville won back the Cruiser title.

Not only did it make Monday's title change meaningless, it also threw away what should have been a big moment for the division. WWE legit needs to get Vince's hands away from the division since its been a disaster.

Enzo vs. Ellsworth could be an entertaining match.

Elias thing was good

Carmella definitely being cagey AF about her contract...HMMMMMMMM....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Enzo vs Ellsworth feud. Book it.

Didn't watch Raw but how was the Boston pop when he won?

By all means, WWE, please keep promoting a 2-year old video game.

Just turned on the preshow..... so Neville won? Uhhhhh.... ok.

In what world is New Day/Usos lower on the card than Big Show/Big Cass?

The fuck is Saxton wearing

IC champ, Cruiserweight champ, and Tag champs all on the preshow......sigh...

Kofi Kingston unbearable

horrible

Was wondering if their gear was a Red Lanterns reference.....

Love New Day Lantern gear

RoXer brought Malnati's *insert hearteyes emojis*

A really good 2 year old game.

Would've been nice if they actually reflected the lanterns attitude in this match

Wisdom tooth starting to hurt again..... coworker on the way..... feel like telling him to not come......

That doesn't justify milking it via WWE advertising it month after month after month after month.

Trying to get last minute signees. Can't have shit matches on the pre-show.

U watching together?

Just the SmackDown! LIVE tag champs...RAW tag team champs defending on the actual show.

Got home in time to see New Day make their entrance. Why is this on Heat?

Does he still Lyft?

No got his ass #fired

Kinda in the same boat with you. I had like 2/3 of my teeth surgically removed 3 days ago and ppl are supposed to come over but I'm seriously thinking of cancelling that.

I would rewind if you can Cruiserweight title match already occurred along with the Jordan/Miz 6 man.

I thought he was just being paranoid. How'd he get his ass fired?

RIP Xavier's lower back

I wonder if Big E is actually a comic book nerd too..... I know Xavier and Kofi are..... I wonder if Big E is too, or if he is just like "Red Lanterns gear? Ok, whatever."

Damn. Okay, I'll watch those tomorrow.

cause he is a pussy . . .

(cause they kept giving him really far away pickups and he canceled them too many times or something)

Sure, I can see this as the main event of the kickoff show.

Just made some sausage and peppers.

Big E gonna make the sacrifice

https://i.imgur.com/7uAN4Qp.gif

@ last 2-count

Tag match has been pretty great so far.

Swear to god Xavier can actually wrestle

These teams have phenomenal chemistry.

Ouch

thought they had it

YESSSSS! UCE! O!

Great match.

Sad that it couldn't be on the main show.

Hot Damn! Usos are the tag team champions again :eek:

Didnt look like xavier being dropped on Uso was planned

Going to be pretty funny if the only title changes happen tonight were on the pre-show.

Really great tag match between Usos and New Day.

Dark One's rating for New Day vs Usos:

5xhttps://media.tenor.com/images/b3193...9390/tenor.gif out of WHY WASN'T THIS ON THE MAIN CARD

Gotta get that Cass-Show bout for the infinite time on the main card.

I don't mind the Usos winning the belts back. Quick title changes make sense when it's two teams that have legit chemistry like this.

Fucking awesome match.i

Next the Usos move on to Fabreeze

That match was fire though

The way King just said "a minimum of four hours" just filled me with existential dread.

How did this get the Ax but we have to Suffer through Big Show and Cass

Dog looking at cupcakes gif

When all is said and done I could see the best matches this weekend being NXT or on the Preshow instead of SS main card. Kinda funny and/or sad.

Awesome tag team match. Love when these two teams work together.

Colonel Becky very hot

Nice callback to a classic Dark One gimmick.

https://media.giphy.com/media/tMioYvYl7YCoE/giphy.gif

Usos v New Day= Months of feuding gets bumped to kickoff

Orton v Rusev had a barely 2 wk build off of nothing on the main show