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RAW is WAR tonight LIVE on the USA Network!


* John Cena and Roman Reigns will both be in the building

* Alexa Bliss vs Nia Jax in a non-title match

* How will The Miz feel after being embarrassed last week?


All this and more on WWE RAW!

You couldn't at least wait until 6pm ET?

Thread title should be changed in memory of Bobby Heenan

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Bobby Heenan wouldn't have it any other way

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Checking in to let you know that I, Lock Jaw, will be here in this thread LIVE, posting all my thoughts and feelings.

Lol, no.

I think they underestimate how many people loved Bobby Heenan. Just a in memoriam screen and no video package? Cmon man.

Any real reason to tune in tonight?

Wanna go and put some more miles on Metroid.

Damn...no opening tribute to Heenan.
They'll definitely do one during the show.

I dont get to see the ppv until like..next wednesday..fuuck

Yeah, for sure they will.

I tuned in to see a Heenan tribute video package and since they decided he wasn't worth it, I'm tuning out.

Fatal Four Way tonight to decide who fights Miz this Sunday. What a build up!

They will definitely have one later......

Miz is right about Angle's son being a big loser and nobody showing The Bo the respect he deserves with a title shot.

Miz with that Day One Dad Is H

Wanna turn this off already.

This should be 3 hours of Braun killing people before the PPV.

There's just no respect for our GMs. sad

Wanted Angle to headbutt The Miz

Why are Axel and BO so orange

Frank Drebin so dramatic today!

Salacious Six-Way now

They're hanging around The Miz.

"A-List actors" love their spray tans.

Kurts thousand yard stare is his default mode

might as well not watch this as they are pretty much giving away the result of the six pack match

I think people would be way more into seeing either Matt or Jeff Hardy fight The Miz than they would Jason Jordan at this point.

Why did they chow Cena with Nakamura on his shoulders when Reigns was saying "You bury all the young talent you can"........... Nakamura beat Cena in that match.......

Theyre the Miztorange

It makes me smile the theme song of 'No Mercy' is actually called 'No Mercy'

Betcha Jason Jordan didn't ask for this.

Can't wait until they turn Jason Jordan heel................

But Miz is pasty white tho

This new Jordan push would be a lot better if they didn't spend the past few weeks of him losing every match.

Every time I see Nia Jax now I think about Byron Saxton being all creepy trying to hit on her

When was that

Wish Jason Jordan had a good theme

WWE ride along.

:lol: Alexa bounced off of Nia's boob when she ran into her.

Episode of WWE Ride Along...... Nia mentions Byron always trying to put the moves on her and described it as "Byron thinks he is already in a relationship with me"

They then call Byron on speaker and it is very creepy........

Booker screwing up more words than usual

TLC should reunite #RIPLeftEye and do the theme song for WWE TLC

I want to see the Lego Ninjago movie...don't judge me...Lego Batman was pretty fantastic.

Kurt Angles son is growing on me.

We come back from commercial and the match is over.

:nono:

I wonder how long after Asuka debuts on RAW will she lose to Nia Jax.......

I had a feeling Bayley was gonna show up.

Bayley heel turn ???

Bayley showing up to hype up this Fatal Four Way!!!

Did Emma get lost or something?

Makes little sense for her not to be out there as well.

Bullies

Alexa being bullied by Boring Bayley and Stinky Sasha

shameful

So, Emma is out of the fatal four way and Bayley is in? Would be funny if they just did that at random and expected people to just not notice/care.

They might have left her in Australia?

Bliss is so goddamn good at this

Heinous attack

advertising a SD ppv on RAW

makes no sense

I want Elias to win but wont happen..obviously

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I get the feeling it gets turned into a Fatal 5 Way before the night is over.

Just leaving Emma on the back burner

Also they have MICKIE JAMES and have done nothing with her

Why does RAW need Asuka SD would be so much better?

Vince showed up to give SD the kiss of death. show's cancelled going forward.

Cole has a really bad knack of making any memorable wrestling quote sound bland or terrible due to his announcing style.

Excited for the Heenan tributes throughout the night

Strowman looking like a monster in this video package

WWE so good at these vidya packages........

Damn...Heenan tributes giving me a serious case of the feels so far tonight. :'( #ThankYouBrain.

never hated a team more than cesaro and sheamus i think

absolutely dreadful

cesaro and sheamus vs anderson and gallows . . . . . .

feels like they have had this match on every single raw for the past 2 years

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I like Cesaro/Sheamus but they are dreadful because tag team division is dreadful

I hate Anderson/Gallows, though........

What's this bit about DAMN iNators underwear?

Isn't Batista in Blade Runner?

Hating on Nostalgia? Dude, you starred in a TMNT movie not too very long ago ;p

Yes

lol

Oh god theyre letting them talk

Yes and was also in a short made for the film.

Hmmm, slight dig then.

I will let DAMN iNATOR answer any questions about his underwear.

Why did Seth Rollins become so boring on the mic as soon as he turned face

The fuck is Rollins doing with those kneepads

When was the last time we had a good and classic Rollins cackle?

Because he just started saying generic face things

I feel like Rollins and Ambrose should have had a "Dousey" of a match before getting back together and Mutual fisting with each other.

Because the WWE only knows how to write Babyfaces as bland kid friendly cardboard cutouts

Ya but even that "joke" he tried to deliver seemed so bad and lifeless... like 0 personality in his voice... compared to him being v good and animated as a heel

At the SAP center and I am not feeling this one.

Phrasing

Wasn't even listening, tbh.......

Because he can't do the Waluigi-like laugh anymore.

Is Lucifer any good?

Don't forget the WWE partnership with Scooby Doobie Doo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPf1D7liB0E

I SEE YOU, SHEAMUS

Not really interested in this match.

The first season was pretty damn good...I need to catch up.

The funny part in the beginning was Christians calling for a boycott thinking their beloved Fox News was turning their back on em..

If you mean the TV Show, then yeah.... I really enjoy it.... season 2 was a lot better than season 1 (not that season 1 was bad)

The real Lucifer is a bit better

I maintain he sounds like the beginning of Sideshow Bobs laugh.