WWE RAW 11/20/17 ft. 20+ Minute HHH Speech, Team Red's Bo-Inspired Victory Lap, & some rasslin
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Finally, we can get back to pretending SmackDown doesn't exist <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/932691481894227968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Some highlights from last night's Survivor Series:
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Due to irreconcilable differences with my former bar, I will be watching Raw alone at home with you guys. I have some moonshine left over from Friendsgiving. Should I drink it? Normally don't drink alone, but I guess you guys are here.

You might need it to get through 3 hours of RAW

If the title of this thread comes to pass I'm gonna get incredibly drunk for the first time in my life(I don't drink)

Alright, moonshine it is. I'll try to behave.

I brought up a HHH 20 minute opening promo last week and I apologize in advance #drofordjinx

The CyNick to make a big announcement after 10PM. Stay tuned.

Wasn't it Stephanie last week?

Whoa, they opened with the actual opening sequence.

I said the only thing worse than a stephanie 20 minute opening promo was a HHH 20 minute opening promo (which mind you was before he came out and got to be in the SS match)

Fuckin lets do this

Is she going to talk more about nepotism?

Eh. Smackdown's still the better show.

I expect reprecussions for Alexa, Miz and the Bar for losing

Smackdown > Raw

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Since when was 4-3 "decimation"?

Over-under for castrated roster members by 8:20 is set at 6. Place your bets.

Last night the announcers were basically soliciting murder and kidnapping for their brands. They aren't rooted in anything resembling reality right now.

lol Kurts not fired

YOU CANT NOT FIRE ME. I QUIT

I'll say push

I am glad she didn't say "My Wife, Triple H" save those goof ups for Mitchell Cole.

The only thing worse than a HHH 20 minute opening promo is Steph and HHH both for 20 minutes.

Ha! Corey Graves just agreed with me about the decimation.

Where's Braun?

They probably are using the Steiner Math system.

I want Strowman, they give us HHH, what the fuck year 2000?

way over

owenbrown, you slammin any poon dog

HHH and Angle feuded 17 and a half years ago. The feud is nearly old enough to be an adult.

YOU'RE NOT BRAUN!

Damn. Not home yet. Is Braun killing anyone yet?

Whoa.

Can Mae Young's hand drink yet?

YOU AIN'T MY DAD!

nope

I'll say it. I like this Jason Jordan.

Fucking Christ time to open a bottle

Obvi.

Jason Jordan vs. Triple H?

:rofl:

Jason Jordan comin' out to ruin the promo, put Gable back on this dude

We've made it to 5:08 before any balls were cut off.

Anytime now....

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

OK, at least they're buzzing through this.

lol

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Crowd must be drunk if they actively want to see a Jordan-HHH match.

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

"You don't have the authority to make that match."

BITCH THEN WHAT IS HIS JOB

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

HHH needs to call him a big dumb walking hamburger

Braun is going to attack Jordan.

That's too bad

Just gonna leave this here:

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I crown you the official forum DD. :shifty:

The Green Bastard sign, niiiiiice

Braun probably gonna powerslam Jordan

Why is Braun even mad? They won the match. He didn't get attacked by Triple H. He was heralded as a hero at first.

Braun staring down the opening segment to oblivion

Heres hoping BRUAN turns Stephine into a grieving widow

"You're a coward" chant. That's a new one.

I hope Jason Jordan wins. There, I said it.

Oh c'mon?

Really?

LOL IVE SEEN THE FUTURE

Aaaaand Steph books a match nobody wants to see

Nice knowing you Double J part 2, nah jk.

RIP JJ

Whole opening segment, something like 8 minutes? Not bad.

Braun want smash.

Hunter took smash.

Braun angry.

Braun take smash from Hunter.

RIP Jason Jordan

Sorry, 11 minutes.

And minimal castration. A+

:eek: at the opening segment being short for once.

That all could have been worse. I'm not mad yet.

*cautiously puts bottle away*

Balor v. Joe. Could be tight.

Very true since RAW did have 133 1/3% of the final total that Smackdown did.

Can't wait for them to try to put "An Extraordinary Man Who Can Do Extraordinary Things" onto a t-shirt.

I wish there was some sort of meaningful stipulation for winning Survivor Series. Maybe winning team gets the true main event slot at Wrestlemania?

oh no

Dead square still on the ramp

Joe's shorts tease at him joining whatever show Cena was representing last night.

What the fuck kind of KotF are you? You can't invoke Steiner Math and not post it.

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ABDICATE YOU PRETENDER.

Samoa Joe/Balor is 10x more interesting than Bray/Balor

Remember the last time there was a meaningful stipulation and The Authority was disbanded FOREVER until two weeks later?

I think Braun coming out angry was more due to Stephanie saying HHH isn't afraid of anyone in the locker room. Braun was all like O RLY!?

WWE Creative went to the Whose Line is it Anyway school of stakes.

That's why I suggested something relatively harmless. Like when the MLB All-Star game was for World Series home field advantage. I wasn't saying the losing show had to all join the Nexus or whatever.

Losing show gets Stephanie McMahon as commissioner.

I was thinking more about why he was even mad last night. He didn't get "double crossed" as he so eloquently put it.

I would drown a sack of Natalya's kittens to have Tom Phillips replace Cole

What if the winning show got to pick one superstar from the other show for free? Maybe champions would be exempt just to protect some people.

He is secretly very loyal to Kurt Angle

2 Pawz would fuck you up brah

Colin Mochrie for Commish/GM of both shows

Samoa Joe is kinda awesome, for real.

I really like it when the announcers call back to something old. There could be more of that.

I saw someone summarize it pretty well with "He's one of the last few guys on the roster that carries himself like a legitimate badass." When he's out there, you believe he's a dude that's going to fucking murder people and get paid to do it, which seems to be a dying breed nowadays. As much as I love a guy like AJ Styles of Kevin Owens, they're very much "performers" while Joe is a murder machine.

Did I just see an empty front row of chairs?