SMACKDOWN 11/21/17 THREAD The Bludgeon bros what else do you need
 

Victory lap for the lone wolf!

You might have lost the war, Blue.

But you're still the A-Show.

ahh SDL. Where there's no Stephanie introductions. feels good

Y'know SD you didn't have to reiterate that you lost on your own show.

Tell 'em, Shane!

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Shhh its ok that ball-chopping bitch can't hurt us now.

Someone is getting traded tonight

I wish Asuka was on SD

Sami's Dance WILL NEVER top New Day Jamming to Owens theme

triple yep

SUCK IT!

YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

Get out?

Go home?

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu're traded

Actually...I can think of an actual megalomaniac that has set foot in WWE's ring.:wtf::yes:

Traded you for Asuka and Alicia please

But what was Shane supposed to say?

Sami talks like a 15 yr old girl who hasn't been bad touched by Roy Moore

Nothing because he was never going to say it.

Shelton in a singles match finally

Feel like 2B will be forgotten tonight.

"Your .... off my list of people to get Christmas cards this year"

AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Bryan had to "personally send Randy Orton home"

Aka Orton has the night off. Sorry kids.

Chad Gable belongs as a background character in an early Baywatch episode.

Usos are gonna have to reiterate their heel status at this point

Sami Zayn's mannerisms seem like a cartoon character now

Would anybody be mad if Shelton replaced Jordon as RAW's favorite prospect

I would.

"getting his start in sports entertainment"

ugh. annoys me more than them saying original shield.

I still love Shelton Benjamin. I think he could be used for a few feel good matches.

Did Jey Uso always have that "grill"

Atta boy, Shelton.

SHELTON BENJAMIN JUST PINNED ONE OF THE USOS!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES?!

On the bright side, no boring Randy match or him beating up Rusev again tonight.

Maybe we can have a HAPPY RUSEV DAY without the Apex Bore Blandy Boreton.

Cool they didn't forget.

Owens & Zayn shouldn't have gotten an entrance. And we didn't really need to see Shane's.

Fire Cole he got their name wrong

Phillips was about to say "Luke Harper and Erick Rowan, the Bludgeon Brothers"" but instead said "Lu.....Harper and Rowan, the Bludgeon Brothers"

So yeah, they've likely joined the No First Names club.

Unless their new names are actually Harper Bludgeon & Rowan Bludgeon.

Sounded like he said "Harpin", but then corrected himself to "Harper" to me

First SmackDown I've watched in ages. What happened to Owens & Zayn?

There's Ruby Riot!

More chicks?

They overhire a few extra hands down on the farm?

Three of the nice girls on NXT turning to the darkside :(

Racist

Ruby Riot as a heel. Interesting choice.

Where's Iconic?

Save them Lana!

Poor Iconic Duo got passed up for a promotion again

Note: These five chicks (Raw and SD debut) together probably equal James Ellsworth paycheck.

Find it very hard to care about new girls coming in when I don't care about the old girls.

I remember seeing Sarah Logan in the Mae Young Classic..... don't remember how she was.....

Liv is "ok" but not great

I like Ruby Riot I guess

who the fuck is Sarah Logan

Liv Morgan very attractive, though

I'd say more than Mandy Rose. Sorry, ABT.

IT'S HAMMER TIME!

Shane doesn't care about Becky and Naomi getting slaughtered.

They are too good for the main roster

Girl with the ink can probably give the Undertaker a run for his money in the tattoo department.

Still mad the entire WWE Universe loves the one and only goddess of WWE?

It's the Dynamic Dudes.

ITS CHRISTMAS COME EARLY I couldnt pick a better team to see get stomped.

The crickets love her.

I hope Luke Harper performs a Fatality on Zack Ryder with his hammer in this match.

Sarah Logan is really hot. I dunno, it's just hard to feel enthused about more women just kicking around. After the Four Horsewomen match at WrestleMania, what is left for them?

She was in the Mae Young Classic but had a different name in the indies.

Ruby, Liv, and Sarah are such a random group. At least the Raw group has a shared connection with Mandy and Sonya being from the Tough Enough season that Paige judged.

Like around a third to almost 40% of the entire roster is women now counting NXT

I know you hate all women, but I really want a women's show.

Badass theme/entrance

Bludgeon Bros entrance and theme is pretty cool. They better smash someone with the hammers in this debut match.

Love the entrance

Mandy Rose > Liv Morgan, by the way.

Bad rassling gear

The entire SmackDown tag division is a collection of 80's movie sterotypes.

That's some lame ring attire.

Damn you, Vince...how DARE you play The Feels card?!

those pants make Rowan's ass look big

Just imagine if Braun was back with Rowan and Harper....

Eh, that was kind of flat

Over/Under on WWE getting bored or break up the Bludgeon Bros for doomed singles run by next year's Mania.

I'm already bored

If the Ascension meant anything I wouldve loved to see them fight just 4 dudes beating the shit outta each other

Natalya crossing into Legion of Doom territory with those shoulder pads.

Haha, I don't hate women. I've said before a women's show is the way to go if you are featuring them.

Bludgeon Brothers are pretty clearly a War Machine ripoff. Similar music, similar attire, beards, both guys are referred to by their last name, and they even did the same arm bump.

The Andre the Giant memorial battle royal winner didn't fair well tonight.

The match itself was everything it needed to be, but how many times have we seen Luke Harper been more interesting already? They're telling us it's new, but it's really not.

Kitty Duvall is angry

"Her father, Ric Flair"
"My father, Kurt Angle"
"My brother, Shane"

Harper & Rowan have always had beards and hoss theme music, and were often referred to as just "Harper & Rowan." I'm pretty sure that was their original finishing move too. All that's really new is the attire and the name.

Have some Sarah Logan:

Don't say Noidy doesn't love you.

"My son, Jason Jordan."
"My sister, Stephanie McMnahon."
"My brother-in-law Triple H."

The new gimmick is still very much inspired by War Machine. I don't mind this, because War Machine are good and I'm up for anything that gets Harper on TV.

I thought for sure they'd find a way to shunt them to Raw to be in the Wyatt Family again while this Shield reunion is going on. Even if this doesn't work out I'd rather they try something different than just sticking them in the same thing they've already done.

Harper should not suddenly be on good terms with Wyatt again.

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Toucan Sam pulled a Bruce Jenner.

FUN FACT: Sarah Logan was at one point engaged to Mad Man Pondo who is 24 years her senior, quite literally twice as old as her.

AJ Styles blowjob here.

With the rumor of Balor-Lesnar getting dropped for the Rumble and Heyman's post-match praise for Styles, could see the idea of WWE doing Lesnar-Styles II at the Rumble instead. They can easily come up with some half-assed excuse to have another cross-brand match besides the Rumble itself for the event.