RAW thread - 12.4.17
 

Someone had to make one!

tonight is the night

Where's Braun?

I'll give it to WWE, at least they're rolling with Jordan as a heel.

I feel like Seth/Dean vs Cesaro/Sheamus is going to be one of those feuds where they wrestle every single week on RAW.

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Tell me they are working toward Jordan turning heel

go away Jason Jordan

Gotta be getting close to the end with this storyline.

It already has been tbh

Jason Jordan is 2017 Vickie Guerrero.

let's watch Super Roman bury Samoa Joe tonight :nono:

Don't insult Vickie Guerrero :mad:

It took them mere weeks with Jordon to just say fuck it turn him heel

Owen, give Roman a chance! You might like him after you do!

J/K @owen!!

The minute he opens his mouth....

You still suck chants

The Burial of joe starts tonight

Well, Joe sorta does have home field advantage tonight.

"I've been on a lot of chairs"

weird thing to say

Jason Jordan being written like a chode was just another plot on the line to get people to cheer Roman.

Fully expect them to put Roman across the ring from Hitler before Mania.

Roman has a worse fake laugh than Rollins

Get ready to cheer the Reich then

Guess Jordan wants to take a nap soon.

Joe instructed not to talk down to Roman and treat him like an equal its disgusting

Jason Jordan and Samoa Joe buried in one night?

Ho ho, Roman's pulling double duty tonight?

Giving Roman the Superman treatment I already hate the start of this show

100% guarantee when Jason Jordan 'turns heel' on Kurt he will put him in the ankle lock while Michael Cole reacts 'in horror'.

They want to make sure to only build one star every 20 yrs

On the bright side, at least he didn't give a long winded monologue like Cena would do countless times.

I can somewhat tolerate it from Cena people like Triple H doing it is murder on my sanity

"SHUT UP WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKIN MAN":lol:

Why do you people not want booker on commentary?

Joe just chillin' on the top of the ramp.

Guess he wasn't invited to the table for commentary.

Kurt Angle is Jordan's FAKE FATHER. This is shit. Pretending to be his real father TERRORIST!

Michael Cole sounds really annoyed by Booker T tonight

Another commercial.

This match should have been over by now.

Leesa Mattress

It's a good match so far @ owen

He needs to deal with it we've had to listen to his fake excitement and poor commentary for decades.

jurassic world fallen kingdom yaaassss

That was..........weird.

That was a really good match

That knee must be a-ok, Jason Jordan.

Reigns-Jordan match was pretty good. Reigns Superman Punch is still arguably the worst setup move in the WWE though.

Really hope this won't be like last week where it became obvious the only thing WWE cared or put any real effort in the show was the Reigns match.

See unlike Roman (who just sucks) Jordan sucks on the mic but he is fantastic in the ring

"Stone Cold used to stun faces, Roman should punch them!"

So Roman is just a dick

This.

Not a good night for Jordan so far.

:rofl:

THAT WAS GREAT!

Jordan currently going through his Terrible Twos

Now he's going through his ghost years.

So how long before Asuka murders Paige's new stable?

Kind of hope WWE loses their recent trademark request for Absolution because its such a terrible name for a stable.

better than a porn name

Riot Squad is off on the right foot more than Absolution, imo.

Not sure we needed a five minute recap segment for a storyline that's gone on for two weeks, but, hey, gotta fill three hours.

As he should of.

i'm baaaaaaaaack. this is my house

damnnnn Cole getting told

Raw is Alexa

Already after 9 and this is only the 2nd match.

does WWE owe the sponsors a lot of money with all these commercial breaks?

They should do a illegitimate storyline with Baylee being Heyman's daughter.

That last exchange Cole had with Alexa was really bad.

Well they were good one's so figured that's all that matters to internet.

#Roadbacktomyhouse

Get the fuck out.

Paige-Sasha match was good but didn't need to be that long just for the shenanigans ending to happen.

:lol: at Kurt's reaction to the Drifter

Elias gonna be squashed by Kane or Braun isn't he?

Seriously where is this push coming from Kane is like 50 and how is him being lord mayor some hick town gonna help the WWE?

So did WWE forget to write like 20-30 minutes of show this week?

Another really long recap video that didn't really need to be.

Really?

Nia Jax and Enzo?

For a big city like L.A. I'd figure they'd go above and beyond juuuuuuuuuuuuust a little bit.

Nope.

What the fuck was that?

Nia's going to have Enzo's lovechild and it's going be a goddamn jar of marinara, isn't it?

Enzo like them big gals

Enzo looked bewildered just then.

Sitting in the crowd for a 3 hr show and all youve seen is a bunch of backstage videos and promo packs GREAT WAY to get people to wanna drop 9.99 on your shitty network

Isn't Nia like a 100 pounds over the weight limit?

I would give up being a police officer in Chicago too.

Crowd finally found a reason to stir from their naps but WWE will make sure to lull them back to sleep soon enough

Vince probably having a stroke backstage with all this flippy floppy business going on.

GULAK!!! LONG LIVE POWERPOINT!

"tone it down damnit tell the story of the match!"

TELL THEM TO KEEP IT ON THE MAT!

:eek: Gulak won a match on RAW

Extended honeymoon for Renee?

Good for national treasure Drew Gulak.

Also nice to see them loosen the reins on the cruiserweights and them have a fantastic match.

That makes sense Gulak is the second most over dude in the division

At least there's no Balls in attendance

Elias! I need to go get my ears ready for the miracle they are about to receive

do the writers even give a fuck anymore?

The fact that the Cruiserweights got to do their thing it feels like no one is at the helm cause the match didn't suck

WWE Network gift card? let's see..who do I hate in my life..

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

I hate my boss

I hate my family

I will stab anyone wishing me a Merry Christmas with an ice pick or giving this WWE card might be the worst thing I can do tio them