Smackdown Live Thread - 12.5.17
 

Anyone watching tonight?

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I will check it out

Jason Jordan's promos have been more than fine recently, but that's not why we're here.

should easily be able to beat 5 pages of B show from last night.

Did I see a Drew Gulak shirt in the crowd from last week's highlight?

Is it because today is the weekly Happy Rusev Day?

Maybe Orton will actually be in the celebratory mood this time.

I'd down for some Rusev Day, for sure.

You see 2013 Bray Wyatt in the yellow over there?

It repeats itself because they have no ideas left

Funny we all thought DB was the Tyrant

Should be a better show than last night's snoozefest.

So is Orton going to randomly attack Sami since he's pretty much setting it up with how far apart he's getting away from Owens right now.

Nevermind, Orton decided to do it the other way.

Right church, wrong pew.

Ooooooooooh. Randy gets to choose his partner.

WHO'S IT GONNA BE?!

Randy and Shane, right?

Handcuffed to the ring rope?

Haven't head that one in a long time.

So the heel-face dynamic is that Sami and Kevin aredicks and shane is a bigger dick

Thought Dolph was added so no one important has to eat the pin..... Perhaps he interferes tonight.

Or Nak

I was thinking that Roode would actually pin Corbin clean, leading us to wonder what that could mean for Clash of the Champions, and THEN Ziggler runs in with a dastardly attack from behind. Not too far off from your thought.

Ohhhh yeah. I always forget he's on this show.

HANDCUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFED

Nice of the crowd to show their appreciation for Rusev Day.

I was really hoping he said "my true love".

OOHHHHHHHH that t-shirt is tight. I want one.

how dare new day...

That's one huge pancake Woods is holding

I can get behind this Rusev/English pairing.

Aiden English is the mouth, Rusev the muscle.

Thing is, Rusev is a solid promo too. And English isn't half bad in the ring either. I'm on board.

In other news...WWE 2K18 FINALLY releases on the Switch tomorrow. A special Rollins Switch commercial and 2 months too late.

Why does it take so long for it to be released on the switch?

Rusev just kick out of a rock bottom?

:y: Rusev Day a big success this week.

Kofi's Jump game is unreal

Couldn't tell if Kofi botched the jump or Rusev got his hand on the rope.

Interesting choice to have Rusev and English go over with the New Day in a tag title match at the PPV. Maybe Rusev and English get added?

cuz vince hates the japs more than he hates the rotunda/windham family.

Same why PC version is usually late, its just not a priority and 2K makes a lot more money off the Xbox and PS versions.

THEY AIN'T HYPE..............no more.

Your boy Gronk just got suspended for a brutal attack.

So no Curbstomps and no chairshots but Rusev can kick people in the back of their heads?

I have a feeling that Mojo is about to be really good.

He gained an accent

Nice Mojo promo

I think I might actually start to*gag* I think i might start to li-*gag* like mojo *gag*



Riley....oh god...

Yup

wow...kicking JE down when he's not there to defend himself

I agree with Carmella. She did a lot of people a great service getting rid of Ellsworthless.

He's always had it. You just never noticed because he was yelling all the time.

We miss you James!

Blonde looks like Alexa Bliss' evil clone.

Whoa, chill out Sarah Logan.

Still hot.

Jesus Christ. Women shouldn't be in wrestling

someone get steiner math out

Maybe its the position or the high heels but Lana Towering

Corbin really short selling his odds at retaining the US belt by not using Steiner math.

Bobby ROOOOO is what you get when Triple H becomes obsessed with Ric Flair

Do you think the Bludgeon Brothers will feast on a couple unknown jobbers? Or a couple of slightly-known jobbers in Primo and Epico?

He should know the numbers don't lie!

Where the hell is Nakamura?

I'm holding out for an Ascension squash

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

HAMMER TIME!

That Bludgeon Brothers logo is slick.

What's beyond squashed here?

SD may double the amount of actual wrestling matches that RAW had.

So when are the Bludgeon Bros going to smash someone with a hammer.

That ponytail guy has no neck

Did Charlotte throw a Disarm-her in the Psych movie?

They couldve just given Rowan a modified mechanic suit

Hope Rollermacka gets bludgeoned next week.

Hasn't Psych been on the air longer than Dr. Who by this point?

This movie is 6-7 yrs too late

Whoever decides to dress up as Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat.

Sami and Owens are my new Bulk and Skull

I hate how accurate this is.

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Corbin should have blue flames in his entrance instead.

Baron Corbin is doing absolutely nothing for that title. Might as well give it to Roode. Or (and I can't believe I'm saying this) give it to Ziggler. Only in hopes that Roode then becomes frustrated and starts turning heel so he can really shine. They're probably a little heel heavy at this point though. So just give it to Roode.

I wonder if Roode gives Charles Robinson Lil Naych flashbacks

Or maybe have Roode win the belt and have a long reign where he ends up turning halfway through.

Due to the discussion today I'm gonna watch Roode really closely

Savio called that one.

Says the man who was all about bedazzling his gear at one point

Is it just me, or did Ziggler's hair get really long really fast?

Went back to the Zig Zag and he looks like edge with a square face

No he has been letting it grow for a good while now

SHE IS TURNING INTO A CAT!

One of these days Natty is going to channel her inner cat and add a random "meow" or two in a promo.

NXT will be worth it

How long has Natalya had the cat gimmick...

seems to have "stolen" it from Aliyah in NXT... who also has a "cat" gimmick and wears cat ears and stuff

I bet Jinder will get the belt back if he cuts that mullet

Aliyah had a cat theme Nattie is actively trying to become a cat

Since this past Summer I think.

"Cromarties" show seems disgusting

every commercial seems to involve his children shitting

the real cat of wrestling

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Riott Squad has freaking horrible mic skills......... always brings the show to a screeching halt... Ruby Riott always talks so slow

Was Natty about to bite off the Usos?