Monday Night Raw 1/1/2018 - Happy Birthday Lock Jaw and Happy new year!
 

Well it's the new year, same old shit. Also the JJ and Rollins express continues.

Asuka vs Alexa Bliss

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Samoa Joe vs Roman Reigns - IC title rematch , if roman is DQ'ed he loses the belt.

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Bork Laser Returns.

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More Woken Matt laughing

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Hahahahahahahaha...hohohohohohohohoho....

DAMN iNATOR hacking TPWW accounts now :nono: poor Shisen

Replace the FBI with Fashon Police.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tune in for what will be the best RAW of 2018 so far. Guaranteed. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/947881832959365121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 1, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Good evening boys and girls.

Happy new year to ya.

Hey, Alexa Bliss. She hasn't been forgotten about after all.

Has RP arranged the acquisition of Alexa Bliss's ashes? She doesnt have much time left

:lol: at crowd booing Cena being in the Rumble.

Cena still being a free agent makes both GMs look really dumb.

Those sound like groans coming from the crowd

30 women?

Gonna have to dip into some NXT/free agent pools for that work.

30 women huh..

Cue up the surprises

Sounds like Cesaro's speech is getting better after getting those teeth knocked out.

Still a bit hilarious Jordan's first gold as a singles competitor is the RAW tag titles.

FUCK 'EM UP, CESARO!

Jason Jordan the Anakin Skywalker of WWE

:lol:

This Rollins/Jordan tag team is going to hurt my head and eyes for quite a while until they lose the belts.

Either WWE was expecting drastically different reactions or legit wanted Jordan to look like a big dumbass.

Nothing about that segment helped him at all.

Trying to watch Raw again for the first time in a few weeks... why is there a long ass meaningless Sheamus or Cesaro match opening the show every freaking week 😭😭😭😭😭

I already miss no commercials first hour from last week. Trump needs to buy raw again

Quit dicking around Cesaro and end this.

You know the crowd's bored when they're chanting "Rusev Day".

:rant::fu:

Lol boos

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is Booker getting on everyone's nerves?</p>&mdash; Dave Meltzer (@davemeltzerWON) <a href="https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/948002332259762176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 2, 2018</a></blockquote>
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UGH

Roman is a cheating dick

I have a feeling it will always be 2017 for Bray Wyatt

If anyone is looking for alternative entertainment, the Georgia/Oklahoma game is crazy right now.

Bray can redeem himself (at least in my eyes) if he gets a lantern like Marta from Outlast 2

Yeah, OU suddenly remembering they don't have to always choke in big games is likely hurting RAW right now for numbers.

What happened to hot executive Dana Brooke?

She devolved into generic assistant Dana Brooke.

Looks like Bray caught the smiling disease from Crews. Wouldn't stop smiling once he saw Crews.

Why is dana dressed like a coffee fetching secretary

Dana Brooke is now essentially Jillian Hall without the disgusting tumor growing on her face

Hes always thinking of Jojo

I'm not usually this guy but GOD DAMN I would love to have Dana Brooke's lips on my cock.

Just noticed the price is right theme on the subway commercial

Yay Bray.

Not really, but the right guy won.

Dogs/Sooners tied up with 55 seconds to go in the 4th.

If WWE would just cut back on the amount of awkward laughing and get rid of the transitions, "Woken" Matt would be a lot better overall.

Somebody is going having a blast with their Sony editing suite

Alexa is JELLY

Poor Alexa about to get broken in two.

WWE ruining Matty Hardy....Asuka time

Alexa is about to join the invisible choir

I'll see you all after the riots subside.

Gee..I wonder who wins

try to hit a cop with a brick for me

Asuka is going to fizzle out faster than Tatanka when her cheap ass streak ends.

Were they supposed to go to commercial right now?

Really awkward break by Cole making it seem so.

Y'know I'm happy Asuka is facing a champ whos scared to death of her

Yeah it's almost like someone remembered how to book a babyface against a heel champion.

Youre just upset because Asukas gonna feed bliss her own arms

Also with the women's Rumble being 30 participants, if Molly Holly isn't in it I'm going to set fire to something dear to me.

Is Billy Corgan in the front row?

Feels like this match should have ended by now.

There we go.

:y: Asuka won.

Was fully expecting shenanigans to occur during the match.

Color me surprised they didn't end Asuka's streak on a random Raw in a match with no build-up via straight right hand.

So you guys good with Asuka being shown to struggle at times?

Georgia wins in double overtime.

Whoa. Gettin' personal here.

Roman retaining his title via DQ then attacking Joe with steps

yet hes not a heel

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN

Yay Braun staves of being 3 weeked

Damn Joe going in

Stroman purged sickness from his body with fire

He gave it to Enzo

Poor Heath.

Or Rhyno.

I think somebody fucked up

Lol rhyno more over than Braun

Old school Braun match

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Oh shit

So is Braun going to go through all the tag teams in RAW to build up for the Triple Threat Beast match?

Last week was Bo & Curtis and this week was Slater & Rhyno.

You paying attention, Vince?

Pre-emptive R.I.P. Good Brothers.

Look out good brothers

Braun Strowman is like the Big Show and Stone Cold Steve Austin had a very meaty baby, and that's just the best.

Slater's kids probably wondering if they can have Braun be their new dad now.

Braun should be the next Universal champion.... fuck Roman Reigns

They should go full Attitude Era and just have Raw be three hours of Braun interrupting matches and powerslamming everyone.

If the Good Brothers are next when they get outta traction they can come back as Chad 2 Badd and (t)Sex Ferguson

Wonder if there's going to be another 1st Raw of the year surprise return tonight.

Lake of Reincarnation should bring them permanently to 2018.

Can't wait for Jason Jordan to be repackaged with a Carlton dancing gimmick.

This Jason Jordon IS THE BEST I'm just gonna say it

hes such a whiny entitled asshole

For some reason i'm picturing him and Kurt with a Sanford and Son gimmick.

Fuck it, WWE should buy out Impact and run that for two hours a week on POP.

Couldn't do any worse. :lol:

Omg Alpha Monsters