Raw Thread - 1/8/18 - Return of the Miz...Cruiserweight Title Match...Probably some other things too!
 

Y'all watching tonight?

Featuring Seth Rollins vs. Sheamus - Once in a Lifetime!!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Good news: <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mikethemiz</a> is back as he’s been on a role with this heel run.<br>Bad news: a new Marine movie is coming out soon<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/950453855115993089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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I legit wonder if Miz is actually a good actor, and if any of those Marine movies are actually good......

I haven't seen any of them, but I'm willing to bet he's decent.

eill be flipping between RAW and the runner up SEC crap bowl.

Mike Mizanin was great in The Real World.

But on to important things, is there anything important to watch tonight?

Besides Braun killing someone?

Probably a yes/no on his acting skills and no on series itself.

None of his films have had theatrical releases but he is WWE's most reliable actor. Series itself seems to score really terrible with critics.

Forgot that Ted DiBiase Jr. was the star of The Marine 2

Memphis.

No doubt The King will be around.

Hate these promo packages always glorifying reigns as a hero. Ugh.

Return of the Miz and Cruiserweight title match.

IT'S THE BIG DOG!

Sup.

IT'S THE DARK ONE!

The IC title should not be carried like that.

Im so fucking proud of Memphis right now

Those aren't important.

I thought "IT'S THE BIG DOG" was for me.

My tv just suddenly shut off right as Reigns entered the ring.

Wonder if that is an ominous sign for tonight's show or I should really look at getting a new tv.

It would be dope if Miz invoked his rematch clause tonight and somehow won the belt back.

:lol:

Crowd doesn't know what to do.

Thank you Memphis for booing the shit outta Roman

None of this is important if you want to be a jerk about it.

Jason Jordan here to save this segment!!

See HOW IS THIS DICK A FACE

Ooooooooooh. If this leads to Jason Jordan wearing tac gear in the near future, there's a slight chance he could be salvaged.

Thank wrestling god its Jordon

I really like this Jason Jordan a lot.

Jason Jordan looking to get fisted tonight

As long as Jordan has the RAW tag titles, still going to find it really hilarious that was the first gold he earned after splitting with Gable.

But Seth Rollins interrupts him

Another long con by Vince to get Roman cheered.

He'll get a huge pop if he spears the shit out of Jason Jordan.

Ok starting to think my tv is really trying to tell me something. It just randomly turned off again right as Rollins entered the ring.

Tonight's RAW is going to suck isn't it?

BULLET CLUB LITE!

This is important.

The Balor Club all like to have fun. That's what brought them back together.

Its sad Jordon has vaulted over reigns on the mic and he was already awesome in the ring

Gallows and Anderson all smiles tonight. Finn Balor teaching them to like having fun!

BROTHERS STILL BROTHERIN

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They are soo going to feed the Balor Club to Shield 3.0

They need shirts.

:nono:
Hope The Good Brothers can rub off on Balor

lol at Rollins reaction to Champions club

Needs Styles to really make this work.

I like how Jordan doesn't back down from anyone.

Tag Team Match Playa

Feel like the shield is being very racist against Jason Jordan.

Good Friends, Better Champions

Jason Jordan's about to get brothered.

Glad once again Angle decided to not schedule a main event during the week because he trusted an opportunity would work itself out on its own.

if raw wasn't 3 hours I think this match would be made for next week instead of giving it away right off the bat.

"I don't know who I'd pick to win?"

Kurt Angle is not a supportive father.

Miz coming back might be better than the prospect of Bruan eating his opponent

Why start now?

IT'S BOSS TIME!!

Damn, Mickie would get that work tonight.

Mickie James looking good

Weird to put Mickie's name next to Bayley's on the name plate when she's not wrestling. Made it seem like they were a tag team.

Hope Stephanie enters the Rumble at #1 and eliminates everyone.

Yeah, that's a hell of an outfit.

In the mens Royal Rumble.

Sonya Deville looking good with the straight hair

Lotta good lookin' ladies out there tonight.

Just wait until the first ever women's Royal Rumble!!

I'll be there live!

It's funny how you can punch/kick/knee/forearm somebody in the face as many times as you want, but it's the SLAP that pisses someone off.

ABT announcing he is entering the women's Royal Rumble! Shocking twist

I think Deville has some real potential.

I'm breaking down barriers even MORESO.

Michael Cole channeling JR by talking about Mandy's degree in Speech Pathology.

Mandy and Sonya impressing me here.....

I want to be the Curt Hawkins of the Womens Division.

Santina did it first.

Not in the modern era since the second brand split, though.

Think about how they call TJP the "first ever Cruiserweight champion".

Neither of the new women's groups look threatening at all based on recent booking.

I could really go for some Iconic Duo on the big stage. Billie Kay's theme song is boss, and Peyton Royce is a walking boner machine.

BEDPAN MCMAHON!

The bedpan shot heard round the world. Classic.

:lol: at the "donk" sound when Austin hit Vince in the head with the bedpan during the hospital skit. Whole thing was really great when it happened back then.

I remember going to school the next day and this girl was like "did I just see somebody get hit with a bedpan when I was channel surfing last night?" and I was like "you absolutely did".

Wonder what the rejected options were before WWE settled on Goldust being their choice to help out the Cruiser division. No way was Goldust the first choice pick for this.

205 is dead

was she hot

Goldust does a flawless Vince

Does Cedric win the title tonight and lose it back at the Rumble?

lolol. your crazy matches my crazy

Alicia Fox is a smoke show. Good lord.

Wait they are putting this on at the same time as the cruiser weights?.... why?

I ship Alicia and Goldy.

GOLDUST IS TEAMING WITH ALICIA FOX


I can die happy

:| They added the terrible Hardy laugh to his "Woken" entrance theme.

WOKEN

Not bad. Got engaged to another friend from the same school like a year ago. Cool chick.

Pretty good theme except for the laugh

Sounds like Balor's theme mixed just a little bit.

Why the laugh Why

That theme is the least objectionable thing I've encountered with this whole Matt Hardy fiasco. There's my positive spin.

Matt Hardy officially has a cooler theme song than his less talented brother