SmackDown LIVE! 01/09/18 THREAD The plot to stop Shane's TYRANNY
 

LETS GO

Its just you and me Lock Jaw.

Ha ha at added fake explosion sounds for AJ's theme.....

Seriously a dumb move to make Bryan the bad guy

That was so sad.

Don't think Bryan is a bad guy just yet.......

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The Ascension. Even we can’t screw up the booking of this one <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/950831830063775744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Renee does sit downs now?

Renee TeeVee

I want to think hes actually doing the right thing and at the moment it just seems heelish while Shane is actually the dick in sheeps clothing.

I'M HERE

If they had not made Ascension into chumps I'd say that tweet was accurate

You made it for the first installment of Renee TV

Sycophantic Yep Man

Zayn is such smarmy little shit

I claim her after interview bath bath water

Here comes WWE's Polpot

......Didnt we see this match?

Not interested in Randy Orton or Nakamura at all at the moment...... Both just being used as "random face opponent" right now.......

Fuck 'Bama, Fuck the traitor Nick Saban, and Fuck tyrant ass Shane.

Sweet..... Becky Lynch on this show.....

Its more of an injustice to Nakamura than Orton

MSU fan?

I miss Becky's steam....... surely they can afford steam........

Gonna give Charlotte and Naomi full entrances just to stand at ringside?

Dig the blue

"Weird" at Ruby Riott coming out glaring/frowning to very upbeat/energetic/positive music......

It took me a while to warm up to it but "Riott" seems more punk than just spelling the word properly.

Not interested in the womens division.

More interested in the womens division "in general" than I am the mens division

I'll give Riott this they cut better promos

Becky stealing Natalya's spot

Just realized how similar "Morgan" and "Logan" names are........ must get confusing....... Should maybe get rid of Liv Morgan's last name and just call her "Liv".........

jk

Liv Morgan v hot braud

gonna take over the womens roster by getting tapped out

All that red in the ring at once the place is gonna catch fire

I will take this time to announce that I will be appearing on the 25th Anniversary of RAW

When is the Rumble?

28th

HAMMER TIME!

Good evening folks.

Short and sweet. I love it.

Another wasted opportunity to have someone get smashed by a hammer by a Bludgeon Bro.

See

plz turn heel soon, bob

Not interested in Bludgeon Bros at all

Roode is gonna take this

Wish they continued Harper's singles push

Ryder getting jobber entrance..... wonder if he will win.....

Mojo's new theme not great..... but at least he tries to work it.....

Mojos evil dubstep theme works for him

It sounds horrible but it works for him

HALLUVA PUNCH!!!!

Can you play taps on a trombone?

Nakamura looking like he is holding in a fart big time

Mixed match challenge is nothing like Stone Cold vs Vince

Besides being a great moment on its own, the Austin Zamboni was also great because it directly inspired the memorable Angle vs Alliance milk truck moment years later.

Saxtons suit is crucifying my eyes

Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin entering to a rousing reaction of nothing

I find it funny Natalya doesn't like Zayn

Thats because WWE fans have been conditioned to not respond to talent

Wait...... so Gable/Benjamin are officially heels now??

Usos are face again, I guess?

:y: heel Gable & Benjamin.

Thought Georgia lost because they forgot how to play football in the 2nd half. That and some sort of unknown football curse plaguing the state.

Get em Shelton

Did Chad Gable just admit to taking Ecstasy

I had a feeling it was a double turn last week. Interested in seeing where this goes.

Gable is love Gable is life

Heel Gable already feels better than Whinny Jordan.

Tell your dad how you feel, Chad......

2/3 falls..... sweet..... hope they actually get decent time for it......

The 2 out of 3 Falls match should be very good

What if it was a white celebrity that got shot? Like Dimebag Darrell. Would he get a movie and a mini series?

Selfie Stick no longer in the budget

They need more LED screens. Soon the ring mat will be LED

Maybe the Fashion Police can open up a new case to solve the mystery of its whereabouts.

Why aren't any stars from the mid 2000s showing up? Besides Boogeyman?

Because WWE doesn't care or already has most of the notable ones on the current roster. WWE has hinting before they know the 2000s were terrible in general for new big stars.

Jesus, that's either an empty arena, a dead crowd or Shinsuke Nakamura is done...

Test won't be able to make it I'm sorry

Eddie might have a time getting here too

Too Cool might be game provided Jerry's kid isnt in jail

Maven should show up so they can show his greatest accomplishment

Getting his ass beat in the Rumble

Think Shane forgot there is like 3 minutes left in Smackdown to make another match change.

I miss backstage brawls show us the backstage

cold

Yeah I know.... I wouldn't mind seeing Carlito, Crime Time, and... Kenzo Suzuki? Again

Wait, wait, wait. The Zamboni was a totally different segment to the beer truck that then inspired the milk truck.

Usos vs Alpha 2 out of 3....I'm in!

My mistake. Meant to say it helped inspired the beer truck moment leading to the milk truck moment.

I've been waiting for Mark Henry's former gf Sammy to make her return

Good/Bad news regarding Smackdown's viewer numbers this week.

The bad being it was lower than last week and the good being it was higher than same week last year. Also makes it 6 out of the last 8 weeks having higher numbers than the previous year's week.