Somebody start the OFFICIAL RAW THREAD
 

DO IT!

Don't tell me what to fucking do.

Official WCW Monday Nitro thread
 

Because fuck Shisen and his demands. I do what I want.

I wonder if Sting will show up and if they will run out of time when he does!

03/05/2018 Monday Night Raw starring Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar - "The Roids for WrestleMania"
 

Here Shisen

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He was a WWE legend in SvR

and Here Comes the pain.

OH ITS TRUE ITS DAMN TRUE!

knock her out, kurt!

Can't wait for Steph to emasculate him.

Oooooh. Playing the family card.

This ain't gonna end well.

5, can't forget about Jason.

Big,blue,beautiful thousand yard staring eyes.

WRESTLEMANIA MIXED TAG MATCH BROTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This segment needs more Alexa Bliss

Steph should say Kurt can't compete and make it Ronda has to find a Mystery partner.

Yep. Time to get this match prepped for 'Mania.

Cut off Kurts nuts and played jacks with them

Holy makeup, Batman.

What's with those eyes?

Ronda sounds like she's about to break down and sob at any moment. Could just be nerves or she always sounds this way when she speaks.

:lol: at the drum roll part

Might be the quickest one ever in the WWE.

Ronda dont know what a drum roll is.

I didn't hear a drumroll.

lol

Shes not on the Active Roster though

Ronda doesnt understand words apparently

Ronda: "I want nothing special in my contract. Except for a guaranteed spot at Wrestlemania where I can pick my own opponent"

It's not happening?

Someone's got that .gif handy, right?

Fucked up the drum roll

Kurt reminds me of bruce willis

Its cause shes in the games isnt it

Can't Steph just overrule Kurt's announcement considering she's higher on the ladder?

Stop using logic!

After that thread about camera cuts I cant not notice them anymore.

As TPWW's resident HR expert, executives having two contracts sounds like a pretty clear pathway to payroll fraud.

That was..

ugh

I thought she was gonna f-5 her..thatd be hillarious

the word you are looking for is wonderful.

I am glad we are getting the Rhonda stuff outta the way

Why does John Cena need to be on RAW now?

If I wanted to desribe it in a completely opposite manner

I bet she pouts with that same face

Kind of hope the brawl part of that segment isn't any indication of how terrible the mixed tag match might be at Mania.

Also didn't know Ronda was part Samoan. Wonder if she's also related to the Rock like a bunch of others in the WWE.

Ronda needs more practice.

It's Best for Business not to look too much into it

Sooo wtf is Cena doing didnt he get his Mania spot

5 weeks might not be enough

Shes already ahead of Great Khali though she faced the right camera

If he doesn't win at Fastlane it looks like he's off the card. :'(

Is this the latest Jeff Jarrett track?

Worst WM song ever

THE IRRESISTIBLE FORCE!!!!!!

Something about Nia Jax's nickname sounds really off. Shouldn't it be Asuka who has that nickname since she's the one that's unstoppable?

Once again just want to point out that in the first use by WWE the "Irresistible Force" referred to Hulk Hogan or Hulkamania, vs the Immovable Object, Andre The Giant.

Heel Mickie looking fine

(Still don't know why she went heel)

I hate mid-match interviews.

It would be just like Vince to have Asuka's streak broken on a random RAW to the likes of Nia

Yeah utterly confused.

Also Nia should have been in the chamber won and faced Asuka at mania.

Wish they would stop saying "streak" so much......

We know Asuka will win. Why are they booking this random match like this?

So Asuka's a beast but Vince doesn't think she'd still be a beast against Nia

Think they are trying to make her the underdog but thats just not her

Grab the rope........

Snap that arm girl!

Sweet submission victory..... love it when badass submission machines lock in submissions and don't let go no matter how much the opponent tries to escape

Asuka managed to resist Nia's Irresistible Force again.

tap god damnit

Match was booked really weird.... If you can pick Asuka up walk over to the rope and grab it.

There we go

Nia seems "more over" than Asuka by a lot

Her new name should be the Very resistible force.

Shes a heel....wha......

Come on now, surely the power structure of Raw can't be that complicated.

You've got Vince McMahon, who is chairman of the board and he answers to nobody but can also be fired by the board and the COO.

Then you've got the COO, which is Triple H, who answers to the board, the Chairman, the Commissioner and the General Manager but can fire the General Manager and the Chairman and presumably, the Commissioner.

Then you've got the Commissioner, which is Stephanie McMahon, she oversees the General Manager, but is also answerable to the General Manager. She doesn't answer to the COO because she is also the COO, which means she can fire and be fired by the Chairman and can fire herself as Commissioner.

Then you've got the General Manager, Kurt Angle, who can book anyone in any type of match they like but can also be fired by everyone and answers directly to the Commissioner, the COO, the board and the Chairman simultaneously but also has full decision making autonomy on hiring and firing.

So, you basically have four layers of power that are all answer to and are answerable to each and oh shit, I've just solved quantum entanglement...

Shes a heel.....wha.....what is happening

Dumb to give Nia the post-match sympathy moment. At least the crowd didn't chant "na na na goodbye" like they did one time to Triple H or to others in recent years.

Also dumb how Cena is still a free agent and nobody else is. Makes the GMs of both brands look bad that they didn't lock him up to their brand yet.

Two people I never heard of singing at Wrestlemania!

Jobber entrance

This should be good emphasis on should.

If those 2 guys ate at sonic all the time how quick would they die?

Decent RAW so far (imo)

Love the Revival making sure opponents don't see the tag

WE JOB HARD

ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT

:eek: WWE didn't go with the really lazy way to determine a PPV title match. Then again, Revival still have a few weeks left to get a win over The Bar to do the lazy excuse for a title match at Mania.

WTF is this movie

So, are all those WWE superstars in that movie?

John is being a real bitch about this

That was confusing.

wtf

As an advertiser i'd be pissed

Why does Cena need to be on RAW? To brag?

I didn't even watch Smackdown last week because I saw the absurd 35 cuts in like 33 seconds from the final brawl and all of the stupid font overlays.

They've literally chased me off from watching John Cena vs AJ Styles.

He's here to update his status.

Quite possibly the most heelish thing John has done in a while

Shouldn't this promo by Cena be on Smackdown instead of RAW?

SD most over heel so far tonight

Wonder if Charlotte will interfere to cost him the match

No you're not.

Don't lie, Cena. Sets a bad example to the kids.

Itd be funny if we finally get Heel John Cena and everyone ends up being "meh"

So Cena is here to stroke his ego

I would expect nothing more from today's fans.

lol Dolphs gonna win so we actually get the triple threat just not with Cena