Raw Thread - 3/19/18 - Asuka v. Alexa, The Ultimate Deletion...starring Brock Lesnar. 100% Roman-free!
 

Who's watching?

WONDERFUL !!!

Roman

Always

Wins


And you bet I am watching

Pfft. Roman and Brock, big whoop.

I wanna know if Braun is gonna go for the tag titles solo at 'Mania. Or, if Angle is gonna force him to get a partner.

Roman should be "suspended" but he'll probably "show up anyway".

Also, my Chinese food just showed up, so I'm pretty excited right now.

YAY!

Someone put up a Bad News Barrett gif.

SECURITY!

Brock Lester!

Zero percent Roman-free

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Sounds like the dude that was always the hi score in Skate or Die.

Call the police and send that bastard back home

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U.S. Marshalls?

The Original Khaki Shield!!

Kurt suplex the shit out of him right then and there

I hope Lesnar wrecks Reigns with the cuffs on.

U.S. Marshals? really?!

Seriously Roman is such a dick he cannot be a face

Pretty sure Roman Reigns would be in some "pretty deep s**t" if he legit beat up and assaulted US Marshals.......

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roman being a great role model. Teaching kids to assault the US Marshalls.

Roman beating up "feds"

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

COOL ROCK ROMAN REIGNS

C'mon, keep at it.

This was a lot cooler when it was done with Stone Cold and not this poor man's attempt by the WWE.

They are doing a real good job at investing me in this match/story/angle whereas I regularly would not have cared. Pretty good what the writing team can do when they actually apply themselves and care. Which is usually only around Wrestlemania.

See if he was smart he should he would have searched one of those guards for keys

Wonder if Reigns regrets getting arrested since whatever his plans were backfired a lot.

Sure picked a dumb week to not wear his body armor.

I'll certainly take this over a 20 minute Steph immasculation.

Bless their hearts they are trying so hard

Good opening.

Brock appears to be in pretty good shape, contrary to that picture from the Replies thread.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Oooh. A stretcher.

Happy memories with Roman on a stretcher.

Don't h8 me...but Brock has, um, definitely been in better in shape....

Only during Wrestlemania season do people sell injuries with odd grunting.

Edit: Nevermind, Mania logo looked like it changed a bit because of the shot used

:lol: at the "you deserve it chants"

Sure, but he still looks like he can wreck shit.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

You know who would be perfect in this spot to replace Roman? Heath Slater I mean they already have a story set up what with Brock Lesnar straight up disrespecting Heath Slater's kids last year

Braun's probably bored by this sort or thing. We can probably call him Yawn Strowman now.

Brock taking a page out of the Braun Strowman playbook.

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!

Would have been hilarious if the stretcher collapsed under and why they are putting him on it

Brock def going back to UFC. Look at how hes suddenly gotten rid of that gut hes been sporting for awhile now and replaced it with abs again lol

:lol: crowd popping for Reigns getting beaten up again.

Between the pops for Lesnar beatings and the muting of the crowd chants, whatever WWE planned for getting Reigns cheap crowd support barely worked tonight.

Lol at Coles indignation

wow what the writers can do when they really care. :y:

The big dog on the big dog stretcher in his big yard

I guess WWE just doesn't get the hint..

Reigns should still be under arrest.

Aren't the US Marshals like a "federal police" or something...... would attacking them be "treason"?

Anyone else looking forward to The Ultimate Deletion ?

wonder if Matt pushes bray into the lake of reincarnation and husky harris steps out of it.

Braun's urge to flip...rising...rising...RISING!!!

i miss the days when wrestlers just attacked wwf officials. it was a little more realistic.

Huh?

I remember Braun killing Roman in the same fashion like it was yesterday.

Probably.

Really Cole? Ever?

Roman being transported (Michael Cole voice) "To a Local. Medical. Facility."

I think he said in recent memory.

Can we have a segment where somehow every week Roman gets carted off or at least left off the show that was great

Hey Kurt,

About the status of Braun and the WWE Raw Tag Titles match at 'Mania?

I just realized something.

Alexa Bliss is fucking hot.

So Alexa Bliss is going to get destroyed by nia at WrestleMania isn't she

Charly Caruso. Also hot.

Only if it's a hot dog eating contest.

I noticed the same thing about Mickie James!

They're getting all the good stuff out of the way early.

Mickie James. Fairly hot herself.

Wow Alexa Bliss it's like being asked if you want to be shot or hung

Coach was the one who said in recent memory.

Alexa is going to hip toss Nia Jax at Wrestlemania, just like Hogan did to Andre at 3.

You don't know that.

Vince has some really strange verbiage habits for wrestling.

LOCAL

MEDICAL

FACILITY

The immovable object Alexa Bliss vs Irresistible force Nia Jax.

Do they have a trademark on Local Medical Facility yet?

I do actually ABT

Can't figure out what look Mickie is going for here.

Did they ever explain why Mickie is suddenly best pals with Alexa?

Somebody know how to play Taps I think it's about that time.

Alexa Bliss definitely going to have to be taken to the local medical facility after Wrestlemania

Cam down bitch, I'm dicking around.

Oh, Bliss. lol

No..... very mystifying.....

Mickie's hair is super heel and she looks like hot sex. I like this look.

All Alexa I see what you did there it was just locker room talk also I am digging Mickie James's hair

Alicia Fox should be in Mickies role. Alexa dissed Mickie for like 2 months straight.


Dumb promo now, should have just stuck with the fake apology.

Didn't Alexa bring her back to WWE in kayfabe for this run?

:lol: at the random "Ha" from the crowd.


Figured that was the case.

They really need to pump their brakes on those fat jokes it's not the same WWE it was 20 years ago