OFFICIAL SDL DISCUSSION 4/3 - WM 34 GO-HOME: Styles & Nakamura team up before WrestleMania showdown
 

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Hey guys, I didn't die yet. I'm here.

Page count going to sky rocket tonight from that DARK ONE BUMP.

D-One in the house as D-Bry enters the ring

Feel like the crowd will be "insane" at Daniel Bryan's in-ring return

100%

It's also pretty amazing how much more engaged D-Bry is in his segments now. Also the dude looks roughly 1000x happier. Happy for him, even if he's going to die.

I am the D-Bry of this forum.

But when I tried to make my long anticipated return to casual, I found out it had become an Impact house show.

Shane McMahon may be in worse shape than I am.

And yet he dances

Shane McMahon has gone from uber heat to STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN just by association with D-Bry.

He's also somehow more batshit crazy and less interested in his own well-being that I am.

I think these things are related.

At least you know if he kicks off he went the way he wanted

People now WHATing Daniel Bryan.....

Good evening boys and girls.

D-Bry has to be thinking "How the fuck are you getting cleared with your colon falling out of your asshole and your spine bleeding into your stomach, and I had to take tests for three fucking years."

Yeah, Dark One..... look deep inside and ask yourself how you want to go out of this life, and then go out and fight for your dreams to come true

Wrestling fans are literally the worst.

Shane is a snake in the grass calling it

Are they really doing the what chants to Daniel Bryan?

Fucking mutants

Hug it out

- Dr. Shelby

NOW KISS HIM!

Dr Shelby must be ecstatic right now at the Hug It Out moment that just happened.

Mutual fisting plz

Wrestling is so delightfully weird.

Nashville seems fired up

Between them Shane and Daniel have managed to steal Bad News Barrett's gimmick and Chris Jericho's catch phrase

Wait I just remembered something, KO can't be fired for attacking a McMahon so he shouldn't have been fired in the first place.

No way they split screen Charlotte so they can show another Ronda Rousey promo good god

Hopefully there is a reason for this match and it "furthers a storyline" somehow instead of just being another pointless long ass two commercial break Natalya match that just happened two weeks ago.......................

Natalia "Cats Don't Dance" Neidhart

Seems odd to do the split screen stuff for a WWE ad and then just air another WWE ad right afterwards.

Double J is currently backstage at Smackdown.

:y:

Was just an ad for Smackdown in May in Montreal, advertising AJ Styles vs. Nakamura vs Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens for the WWE Title....... in "storyline" why would they be advertising Sami and Kevin for this event?

Probably trying to sell Vince on global Force gold

Kinda surprised Asuka isn't out there right now on commentary scouting her competition.

Maybe Daniel Bryan will turn heel at Wrestlemania...

Begging Vince to take him back.

Or, begging Vince to just buy TNA already.

Or, hanging out before the Hall of Fame ceremony.

Got a similar ad last week for a local Smackdown show happening a week after Mania.

Probably going to be a "card subject to change" situation since I doubt WWE would be that dumb to give away the results to 2 Mania matches.

Sorry man.

Is that WWE Champions mobile game any good?

Seems like 2K could easily use those models and exaggerated fights to make another WWE All Stars game.

I don't know what the hell that was but it was cool

I totally forgot about Carmella.

I mean REALLY forgot.

AAA

Do you feel like you're having a flashback?

Pretty good strategy for a MitB winner.

/kayfabe

Really like when they repeat the same thing that they did two weeks ago, and spend like 25 mins doing it (NOT...)

Byron Saxton is a moron.

I'm watching on "DirecTV Now" and they just added the split screen commercials finally... Makes the match seem so much longer and unbearable when you have to watch 4 extra mins of rest holds

Carmella Should cash in at Mixed Match Challenge. Asukas first title win will be huge regardless the opponent.

Bonesaw is ready

You want me to find you a Bar vs Shield match on YouTube?

Are you ready?

Asuka looks like she got a little into Mojo Rawley's forgotten stash of caffeine before she came out.

YOU HEAR THAT CLOCKSHOT? YOU CAN'T EVER FORGET ABOUT CARMELLA

I will squeal for Joy if Asuka wears face paint at Mania

TOKYO DOME REFERENCE

Segment receives 5 stars.

AAA how excited are you for Chrisley Knows Best Season 83?

God damn pizza commercials.

Taking a lot of willpower to not order a pizza and probably die.

is this the season where he finally pays his taxes?

"Probably", eh? Not "for sure"? I'd take those odds for pizza.

When is it???

My willpower allows me to wait for pizza til sunday.

May 8th

D-Bry's story gives me hope I'll one day get to eat pizza again.

Damn I forgot about Smackdown! I was watching WCW Uncensored 96 and got lost. Anything cool so far?

Have you started searching for the leading experts in pizzaology to get medically cleared to eat pizza again?

Story looks really good when condensed down to 5 minutes instead of 9 months.

Why can't you?

I got the same thing. Got the 3 months for 10 bucks too. Really good deal, haven't had cable in forever.

Would you believe me if I told you that it was tough to find a list for that?

After getting power bomb Shane looks a lot like a grandma that it slipped on her bathroom floor and couldn't reach the phone

I'm excited to see if Roode goes as a face or heel. We'll find out on commentary I suppose.

If it wasn't for Rusev, the US title should have been put on the pre-show and the Women's Non-Moolah Battle Royal or Cruiser title be on Mania's main card instead.

US feud has arguably been the worst out of everything on Mania's card this year.

Something's real fucked up in my digestive tract. Anything beyond like oatmeal makes me feel really nauseated like I have food poisoning, and it's not an allergy or like gluten intolerance, because I've tried a ton of different foods/options, and it's all the same. Tests and exams have all come back clean.

I suspect it's a gypsy curse from invoking the names of Tazz Dan, Pepsi Man, and Eddie Guerrero in an attempt to win tag team turmoil.

I really don't need to see Bobby Roode as a face he's so bad at it

How long has this been going on if you don't mind my asking

Yeah that name was very wrong

That introduction was single-handedly the worst thing WWE has done in decades.

Even worse than Bayley This is Your Life

Really ripping of Alberto Del Rio's old manager there

Yeah. Sorry to hear about your dick rotting off. We didn't even win and we're paying a heavy price.


Like six weeks now.

Aiden English looking like some sort of "mad scientist"

AAA

How do you think Snoop feels about Aiden English's flow?

That must suck. Hope you get that figured out.

I'm hoping you get better I'd hate to lose you in the midst of Bryans return and Bruans General awesomeness

I fucking hope The Undertaker comes out or something. I'm pissed about that shit. If they do some "fight" ehh.... Should've just used Cena as Braun's partner.

That might be a little too harsh. Its up there with Old Day in terms of terribleness and making Elias weep for the musical butchery but still way behind Bayley This Is Your Life for absolute disaster status.

Is it just me or is Jinder Mahal looking slightly less Golden Godish

Bobby Roode taking the Middle Road on commentary

Have they done such a bad job building Mania that they have to recap raw with a split screen on a different show

RUSEV DAY!

Time to scratch off Rusev's name from the winners list of the US title match.

Appreciate it.

I'm planning on spending my accident settlement money in a worst case scenario to become a sentient AI that's going to haunt the forums.

Which is really going to make Drebin very conflicted when he demands #ShutItDown

I got to admit I'd be that one dick in the audience that tries to turn the Rusev day chant into USA just to see if Tennessee will get on board

Only 58 minutes for Cena to come out and try to bring out the American Badass.

RKO OUTTA SOMEWHERE!!

At least you know where he stands

These RKOs where they awkwardly zoom in on the guy about to get RKO'ed and totally ignore the crowd reacting to Randy coming in from the crowd are getting pretty old.

Kevin Dunn is a cock

That promo was decent. If he'd stop with the Mic Foley esque face gimmick then he'd be much better.

trash...