SDLive is SHOOKETH -- Official thread -- SHOOKETH -- 4.17.18
 

Roman Reigns to Smackdown according to my sources.

THE BIG DOG is SHOOK

Paige here

Shitstain is going to murder it tonight in everything he does. Let's do this.

Shinsuke drove his bicep right into the solar plexis of AJ's crotch to recap last week

Hey miz

You're going to get your f****** head kicked in

(RIP Barbara Bush)

Billy Ray Styles v.s. Finn Balor would be a hot SD program

Was AJ Styles smart enough to wear a cup this week find out next on Smackdown live!

4 real?

My nuts

Yeah she's gone

yeah just saw it on fb and twitter

RIP Barb

Rusev day is today? Shit!

RIP BB

AJ.....DB...AJ...DB....hard

Cool Rusev can job to begin the night.

Rusev just warming up, going to teach AJ a lesson r/n before defeating Undertaker

Wow, loving this opening

RIP Rusev

holla holla holla

I wonder if WWE realizes Rusev is a face

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wtf is Paige saying...fuckitwhocares. AJ/DB tag team!

Paige here

Her lips are different

WHERE'S ABT?

I TOLD HIM THERE WOULD BE A LIVE SEX CELEBRATION

Guys why is the ghost of Elvira on SmackDown

Elvira is still hot. makeup or not

Eat a Snickers with Smackdown! Women's Champion, Carmella, this Sunday in Saudi Arabia inside a steel cage with 10 crocodiles surrounding the ring area

Anyone else have to check to see if they're awake when Daniel Bryan is wrestling again?

Honestly it is amazing to see him doing what he does best.

So with this greatest Royal Rumble( it makes me cringe every time I say it) is there anything on the line?

By awake do you mean...my penis?


Yes.

:lol:

Itd be hilarious if they forgot this is the shakeup and SD doesn't get anyone but the Miz who could then declare he was traded for 19 superstars

Paige went to get her skin color changed and they asked what color she would like and she said " Cum please ".

Why the fuck can't he have "ain't no stopping me.."

If it is a dream I never want it to end.
I could do without the Donald Trump Parts though.

It's a good feeling, but knowing Edge won't come back hurts after all the time he put into his career. Shit, Bobby Lashley and his cousins are back from the dead.

Benjamin as a singles wrestler again. aw yis

needs to be using his Ain't no stoppin' me theme

Shelton still sucks on the mic.

Sheelton

SHELTON Is SOLO!

Sheltons promo sounds like the ones on the wrestling games.

Damn straight, Shelton, get you some heel turn

Shelton is a damn, evil opportunist now!

Is one of the announcers laughing?

Orton vs Benjamin.

This should be good.

I don't even care that his promo ability hasnt improved in years he's solo God damn it and that's all that matters.

You have my attention.

Party like its 10 years ago

Jeff...

ahhh, so the US title remains...rest easy, Rollins fans. You don't need to throw out your RAW shirts.

Hey! I just started watching, whom did Smackdown acquire?

hardytime

If we ever get around to Shelton Benjamin facing Daniel Bryan I think I might just have a stroke from Joy

What in the fuck is Jeff Harvey doing at SD!??

Chef Hardy lol

Correcton

Jeff Hardy vs Shelton Benjamin.

Come on send Randy to Raw not like he gives a f***

Jeff Hardy to SD is a good move (imo)

Some evil motherfucker is out there hacking Shelton Benjamins twitter account.

Jeff Hardy Orton Royal Rumble 08 forever.

Well...think of it this way.

It sounded like it was either Roode or Orton as the mystery tag partner last night.

I'll take dontgiveafuck Orton over face Roode all night.

So far Jeff Hardy

Show opened w/ AJ getting beat down by EVIL Rusev and EVIL Aiden English until Daniel Bryan had CENA NUFF and saved his friend.

Paige then did an impression of Teddy Long and announced a TAG TEAM MATCH HOLLA HOLLA for the main event tonight.

In 2008 Benjamin beat Matt hardy who was the US Champion on SD

We might get to see the pin in this match if we're lucky.

YEAH BROTHER, Rusev was being super EVIL

Smackdown live has to be getting Dean Ambrose

brotherjack he needs his tank again for an entrance

Why is Jeff Hardy's face orange but it's completely white around his eyes

Also he needs to start painting Giant Eyes on his eyelids again

The U.S. Title scene is already 10x better with Shelton and Jeff Hardy in it than it was for almost a year of it being about Orton and Jinder

Also needs to come to the ring fucked up again

Shelton still using paydirt I got to think that's going to create a conflict when Truth shows up

PUNCH MIZ IN THE FACE, BABY MONROE

Jeff Hardy opening Raw and SmackDown you go boy

Mellabration sounds like some sort of vagina surgery

That match was fun!

They were all set to boo till he introduced his family and then they kind of murmured

Good luck Helmsphere.

And I told you I would cover the hookers and blow, but you never responded.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Maryse hot braud

Wait.

What.

That doesn't sound like you.

Please give Carmella a good reign and don't let some draft pick or Charlotte challenge her for it tonight and win it. Give her a chance to shine.

I thought they'd be swapping the US and IC Titles, but since they're not, that means Shane and Paige traded away the US Champion for basically no reason, and then Kurt immediately put his new US Champ in a position to lose the title to a guy he'd already agreed to trade away.

These people are idiots.

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Absolution to SmackDown as expected

Ugh. We've been over this before - you know I'm prone to fits of spontaneity.

Asuka is going to be traded and she's going to win the title to make the Wrestlemania match and result completely irrelevant other than ending her streak for no fucking reason.

Absolution to SD

Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose to Smackdown! Might as well bring in Goldust.

They got their first names back.

I'm expecting Sanity tonight too. Pretty please

Cool @ the Usos jobbing but feel like I find Harper and Rowan even more boring...

Can't wait for them to announce Lashley vs. Roode in a ladder match for Saudi Arabia where "Bobby" will be hanging over the ring and the winner gets to keep his first name.