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Smackdown Live 5/1/18 feat. The A++ Brand, Styles Aplogizes for Refusing to Wear a Cup, & Some Artistic Combat
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BACK ASH
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PAIGE HERE
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Uh oh. Paige is in charge tonight.
Creative help us. |
Really expected them to lean into the "PAIGE HERE" meme right there.
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Still in Montreal.
Didn't know they doubled booked this week. |
"No Disqualification"
Setting the over-under on dick punches at 4. |
Nakamura must be in heaven right now, he can openly low blow Styles nuts into mush and not worry about a ref calling for the bell.
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What's Miz going for here?
Hollywood Ninja? |
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I see that Miz is reppin the leaf Village today
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My God Jeff Hardy is amazing on the microphone certainly better than his brother..........
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Miz gonna start saying that Jeff doesn't respect Randy Orton and that Jeff thinks Orton shouldn't even be on the top ten list
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Hope both of the faces don't jump the miz
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oh no
He actually is bringing up the top ten list |
They are just reusing the Roode/Orton/Mahal storyline..... which was terrible.....
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:| The List of Terrible got invoked
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Orton gives no shits
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no one cares about the top ten list it's true
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"I think you forgot who you're talking to. I BURN DOWN HOUSES MOTHERFUCKER. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"
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This has been a pretty terrible opening for Smackdown so far
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Eyaaaaa eyaaaaa eyaaaaa
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Shelton needs his old music back.
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Paige needs to come out here and make an executive decision.
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Tag Team Match Sense is Tingling!
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SHELTON BENJAMIN HAS CENA NUFF
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Is it just me or is Orton looking a little soft around the midsection
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I'm ready to praise anything Shelton Benjamin does outside of talking
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Pretty sure Samoa Joe has yet to be beaten by Reigns I would like it very much if they kept that going
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Being General Manager is such a weird job. You have a week in between shows, but all you do is book some midcard matches, while leaving a lot of your show and your main event open. Then you just "let things happen" and book the rest of your show, including your main event, on unplanned stuff that happens on your show.
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The Miz & Shelton Benjamin.
Such an odd pairing. |
Canada's enthusiasm is infectious
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Ain't No Stopping Meeeeee-iiiiz
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How old is shelton?
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There's a guy in the front row trying to alert the WWE to his impending sex change given their new pro-lgbt stance they should really hop on this.
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I think Reigns beat Joe for the IC title?
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I stand corrected he has lost I f****** hate Roman Reigns
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FROM OUTTA RIGHT BESIDE HIM!!!
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lol at Minnesota accent as Canadian
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Dean Ambrose gotta get back asap and defend his wife.
Renee's taking a few shots here and there lately. |
I wasn't really paying attention at the time, but didn't Roman win the IC Title from The Miz? Unless it was a Triple Threat or something.
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Becky's gonna get pinned again.
God damn it. |
Trying to start a war between Australia and Canada
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IIconics growing on me
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Nakamura should demand his apology be given in Engrish
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Peyton being reduced to just terrible impressions is pretty bad for her. She did it every so often in NXT but never as the centerpiece of her character.
Its like Matt's "Woken" character having the terrible laugh be the main focus. |
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"How many ways can we prevent Daniel Bryan from appearing on Smackdown"
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whoa. mister bootiworth
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Bryan's been going hard as hell since he got back
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Is it actually possible to get an infection from getting chopped a lot in the chest?
Could see that be a concern if Bryan's chest was oozing blood from an open wound but going to assume he only had some serious bruising at worst. |
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:lol: Woods with the Mortal Kombat reference.
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Why hello, Mrs. Rusev.
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Mr. Bootyworth.. . Humf....
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It sure as hell ain't Aiden English.
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Lana lost her accent
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Lana gonna break up Rusev and Aiden
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:lol: Cass' entrance getting the commercial break treatment
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I don't know why the WWE head TJ Perkins do this gamer gimmick when Xavier Woods was clearly already on top of that
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Liked the subtlety of Cass putting his jacket and watch back on when he came out last week, showing he just got finished mauling Bryan in the back.
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Make Lana a face
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AAA very excited about the Chrisley return.
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"Ball suck my ball once, suck my dick for allah" |
Are they chanting "overrated"?
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A REAL WWE SUPERSTAR FALLS ASLEEP WITH PIZZA IN THE OVEN
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Don't know if Cass took a step back with this promo of if it's on par with last week.
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Whoa. They keep 'Swog on retainer for tonight?
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Hope Hornswoggle comes out as a Big Cass midget and Mini-Bryan taps him out.
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Bryan looks a little smaller than usual. WWE must be using some new fancy cameras this week.
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Wonder if the arena knows it's not Bryan.
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Cass is so going to pull a Snitsky and punt him into the crowd.
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Cass is steamrolling through this promo to stop the chanting
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Segment would have been dramatically improved by Big Cass missing the boot by going too high.
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Referees running down to the ring to save DBry impersonator from 'heinous' attack by Big Cass, noted evil heel
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I like the new Big Cass
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SD writing tonight seems kind of bad....have all this talent though
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"Weird" at Big Cass looking at the midget's ass with big bulging eyes
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Leesa Mattress
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I'm inclined to let it slide. But it's gotta pick back up next week. |
Flashy yet attractive tonight, Renee.
Like the wardrobe. |
Sweet. Connecticut's getting a piece of Nakamura.
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Hope this sunday its 20 minutes of them kicking each other in the balls.
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I'm digging Renee's homage to Josephs Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
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Joe going to feud with everyone at once?
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My body is ready.
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Jose current gimmick is to ruin peoples day or make it worse
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