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Smackdown Live 5/8/18 feat. A++ Brand, WWE's War on Balls, & Some MitB rasslin
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">All qualifying matches all the time <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/993881259532345346?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Last time on Ow, My Balls!: https://i.imgur.com/03xekjW.gif https://i.imgur.com/2np70fk.png |
Tuesdays nights are the best wrestling night because there is no Roman Reigns and you get a crisp episode of Chrisley before Smackdown comes on.
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Shit they're in Baltimore? I could have went.
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PAIGE THERE
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This is automatically the A show tonight because there's no mo Joe Riley
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I don't think I can ever buy into Paige being GM.
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Jeff Hardy Club is for Everyone
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Jeff Hardy looked like he was about to crap his pants with the faces he was making during his entrance.
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Jeff gets a shot to get into Money in the Bank.
When he's wearing the U.S. title and could start a program with that and a fresh face. Nope. So, I guess I'm backing Miz for this. |
EVIL CHILD!
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Return of Angry Miz Girl
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I'm sorry. Paige was great in the ring, but I ain't digging her in a "front office role". |
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I just realized how freaking safe Miz is in the ring
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If there was ever anyone who needed a mouth guard it is Jeff
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How long has it been called "Hardyac distress"? Seems like first I heard it was at the PPV
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STOLEN!
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Miz vs Jeff was pretty good overall.
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Right guy won.
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Fuck that was a great finish to a fun match
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THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!
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Lucky Charms really
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Wonder how much money New Day blows through each week on making countless pancakes but never eating them.
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Sanitylina Coming Soon
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Too much working doing the scratch method. |
:lol: Nakamura
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No speaky engli.
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I'm a little surprised Eric Young made it to the main roster I thought he was going to stay behind and be an old hand
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Well, they jobbed Billie to Charlotte on her 2nd week on the main roster - now Peyton gets her turn. RIP, girl :lol:
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Renee Young. Asking the hard questions.
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Nakamura :y:
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The part they don't talk about it the fact that both Styles and Nakamura went home to deeply upset spouses
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I am in love with this man
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Ugh. Stupid selfie promos.
Makes you wonder if some of the roster still use old school flip phones. |
Charlotte has the same problem as Bobby Roode she cannot work as a face in my eyes
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"Balls suck my balls once"
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Wish Tye Dillinger was doing a lot more
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:lol: at the random "What?" by someone in the crowd after Billie said Charlotte is still an inspiration to her.
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Billy K looks like she stuck her face in a freezer and the rest of her body was on a tanning bed
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My question is where is Asuka
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What can I say, Iconic Duo were built for a year & a half in NXT, all to be made a joke of to put shine on The Queen within the span of a month. Where does that sound familiar?
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If Asuka gets put in the MitB match, she will set the record for most people erased from WWE existence at the same time.
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So now we know the booking of the next 6 months here! Charlotte wins Women's MITB, menaces Carmella with the case before squashing her to the bottom of the midcard. HAHAKARMABye-bye, push.
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Unrelated - since Peyton got her new tits, she can't do the Fisherman's Suplex finish anymore? That sucks (the blood out of my erection) :'(
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Wonder if The Rock takes offense to Styles claiming he built Smackdown when the show is named after part of Rock's catchphrase.
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That Bludgeon Bros segment was way creepier than anything Bray or the Wyatt Family ever did.
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This filter for Mandy Rose's entrance is terrible.
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Mandy's entrance makes me very very happy
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come out to porn music
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How has #SDlive been, I'm just tuning in
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:lol: at Mandy beating Becky.
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210 pounds I see you Bryan making sure you can never be drafted to 205 live
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rusev vs dbry
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k, all caught up now via reading recap
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spider Jerusalem reference
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I want both Rusev and Daniel Bryan in the MITB match, I'm torn
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also Mandy Rose's new entrance is great
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:eek: clean win by Rusev.
Probably the best for Bryan's well-being that he didn't win this match. |
Wow, a clean win over Daniel Bryan for Rusev!
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Subverting expectations good job but then again they want to continue the feud with big Cass so not really that surprising
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Haha, the first win in Forever by Rusev is over Daniel Bryan
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damn rusev got a push
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Pretty awkward way to end Smackdown this week.
Either Big Cass was supposed to do a post-match beating but couldn't due to lack of time or WWE was legit that dumb to have a lot of dead air to end the show. |
I wanted both guys to win so I am cool with Rusev winning -- definitely a surprise ending though!
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEDanielBryan</a> </p>— The Miz (@mikethemiz) <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz/status/994034603353571328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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SD thread dead tonight...prob a bad sign for ratings for the A show.
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You can't expect to put out 7 hours of shitty programming in two days and expect people to stick around for more.
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SmackDown has got such amazing talent, I don't understand how it can read so boring week-to-week.
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Think WWE was like, who do the fans like more? DB? Give Rusev the win.
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lol won't put Rusev over anyone else either. Only Bryan to give him a rub.
Still, it could lead to something good. |
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• Hardy/Miz was a fun match with a great ending.
I'm happy Miz is in the MITB Ladder Match. Hopefully he can go all the way. • I can only assume that with Sheamus and Cesaro bickering and then only one of them being able to make it to the MITB Ladder Match, that this is the beginning of the end of The Bar. I kinda hope it is, as I've never really been all that big on The Bar and I think they're much better off as singles competitors. • I see that Nakamura shares his locker room with a member of the WWE Crew who likes to sit in the dark and stare at a monitor. https://s31.postimg.cc/cmqeod4sr/ezgif-4-89d5fdbf10.gif Quote:
I'm digging her theme though. It's a really nice chillout track. • I'm happy Rusev is in the MITB Ladder Match and that he got there by winning clean. I did say that I would be really happy if The Miz won the MITB Ladder Match, but I'd also feel pretty happy if Rusev won. I kinda feel that at this moment in time, neither will win and the winner will end up being Strowman. |
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It just doesn't feel right. I can't help but feel that a big reason why she's GM of SmackDown is because of The Rock's movie "about her". If The Rock wasn't making that movie, I find it hard to see why the WWE would keep Paige around, especially in the main on-screen roll that she has now. This is all happening to keep The Rock happy. |
I think Paige has been good so far as GM and can picture her as RAW GM one day
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I think she's GM because she's nearly crippled and WWE would find it in poor taste to fire her.
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Hope Strowman doesn't win the briefcase, he doesn't need it.
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Hard for a Raw member to use it when the champ is never there.
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SD should win both briefcases, A-Show ONLY plz
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And by that I meant he'll switch shows and face its World Champion, not go around killing everyone.
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DBry should beat AJ for the belt and Miz should then 'cash in' and win the belt
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I always wanted there to be a storyline where some old vet who never won the title (let's say goldust) was given a mainevent push against a heel who stated "You will never ever hold this title".
Goldust then wins the grueling match and with tears in his eye crawls over to grab the title. But before he gets there Seth Rollins (The MITB Winner) curb stomps him and cashes in. 1-2-3 |
I should challenge Charlotte to a match.
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