SDLive - Jeff Hardy vs Daniel Bryan - 5.22.18 ***Official Thread***
 

Time for the blue brand!


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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Absolutely no one’s sister is appearing on this show <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/998998028106289154?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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I can totally see Nakamura picking something totally crazy for the stip.

First person to score a low blow wins. Or something to that extent.

Just the idea that Vince has left raw seemingly to burn while Smackdown gets everything good in wrestling is hilarious

Paige will come out and make a 3 way New Day match.

New Day needs to be busted up.

This teasing of Miz's future getting kicked in the face is great

Could honestly accept any member of the new day going in

Really hope New Day wins the MitB match just so they Freebird the cash-in attempts.

" Fortline " lol

I guess Miz ain't a gamer.

:lol: at Miz getting pelted with pancakes.

Very lively crowd tonight.

Miz just revealed how old he actually with that fortnite comment

I cant stop thinking about how Paige rode Xavier Woods white man penis.

They're gonna keep Paige and New Day separated from the crowd for as long as possible.

Good opening segment w/ Miz and New Day

Pancakes are awesome and just looking at them wasting it makes me very sad inside

Oh, this is a "first time ever" match too?

Waffles are better.

If only page had stayed for commentary and satin Woods lap the entire time just for the laughs

Pretty ingenious idea by the New Day for a rest spot.

I'm not saying you're wrong I just never came around on waffles like I don't hate them but I don't love them either

" wow man I'm surprised you can tell us apart"
:lol:

Crowd sees a Susan G. Komen ad: "yay"

Crowd hears Aiden English warming up: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Lana will be fired soon. She's just too awkward.

"Lana just loves to have fun!"

Like the IIconics.

But's that's slowly starting to change.

Awesome Susan G Komen found a new way to scam people out of money

You're both wrong. french toast...specifically the style from Road Trip. :drool:

LANA DAY lol

Let's go Billie Kay!

I really think these gals have ruined the Australian accent for me permanently :(

Rusev getting "RUSEV DAY" so over has led to Lana winning a singles mathc and getting into MitB.

Rusev gonna get so many blowjobs.

Lana squashes Billie! I didn't expect that, Mrs. Rusev in the Bank!

Makes me want to drive a Bowie knife through my ears

:lol: at the Lana Day sign by Aiden

Also :lol: at how the Lana-Billie match played out.

lets see if aiden can get romen over

Happy for Lana.

LANA! :D

Why bother call up anyone from NXT if main roster Creative is utterly terrible handling almost all of their debuts and early runs.

good Brothers versus The Usos this should be.....good

She is much better than Carly.

I want to see the Jodie Foster/Batista movie 'Hotel Artemis'

Yay. Almas on live TV.

WWE is really horrible. It's clear they're trying to squash Rusev being over so much by having Lana mooch off the Rusev day shit.

Hell yeah...trailer played before DP2. Looks unique

And, he's still on jobber duty.

The moment you realize Batista has been in way bigger films than the Rock

Almas' jobber looks like a really skinny version of Kenny Dykstra.

The Rock though is currently the biggest movie star in the world practically

:y: El Idolo won

My pick for this season of TPWW Survivor looking great right now.

True but still

Carmella is going to die

WWE logic says they're going to have Jinder Mahal go over a white hot Rollins in order for him to look strong when he loses against Roman Reigns

"No speaky engly".

Delete this.

I don't think I can agree with that.

Hair vs Hair probably

Hope the stip for next Styles-Nakamura match is a First Nut Shot match or maybe Best 2 of 3 Nut Shots match.

Nakamura must have read Paige's old script by mistake.

'Il Idolo' is fun 2 say IMO

PIRROR FAIGHT.

lol Pillow Fight. This would be dead serious on RAW btw.

Pillow fight!

Just load your pillow case with bricks and you're set.

I was really hoping for Ironballs match--most nutshots in 60 minutes wins.

The moment you realize that a guy who barely speaks English in Nakamura is way way better on the mic then likes of Roman Reigns who speaks perfect English

I was hoping for a sock full of quarters match the first one to get nail into danglers loses

pillow fight ftw

Ah. I get it. Last Man Standing match.

Nakmaura has gotten soft. That's 2 weeks in a row he spared Styles balls.

Last Man Standing match might be the most annoying match in the WWE since the ref never shuts up with the counting.

I dont know what he said.

Nakamura is so charismatic that it's sickening I'm just going to say it

He chose Last Man Standing he kept trying to get to 10 when he was counting

Last Pillow Standing

The club always gets a jobber entrance

fuckin nerds

I've never understood how last man standing matches can go to a draw. If they're both still down after 10 just make it sudden death and whoever gets up first wins. Very simple.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WWE Shop has run out of creativity <a href="https://t.co/VkPSDbMqjK">pic.twitter.com/VkPSDbMqjK</a></p>&mdash; Annette �� (@AnnetteReid24) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnetteReid24/status/999037543793426445?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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So the Usos are no longer heels theyre just disgruntled okay

Works for Reigns on RAW ... or not considering how dumb the basis for his complaints are.

I'm glad Alicia Fox got her shirt out before they went creatively bankrupt and yes I do own one.

What's the equivalent of a 4 leaf clover for a Samoan? cuz Roman needs that shit stolen.

To be fair the Usos complaint does hold more water but not much I mean they got on WrestleMania like they wanted so there goes that gripe now they just can't beat the bludgeon brothers that's not really anybody's fault but there's and the bludgeon Brothers being Unstoppable.

Trying to think who has a worse entrance, Mandy Rose with her terrible blurry filter entrance or Sonya Deville with her seizure educing flickering lights in the ring.

:lol: at the no reaction by the crowd to the kick fest between Sonya and Naomi.

One of my biggest fears is that Mandy Rose agree's to be surgically attached to my face and they attach her shoulder to my mouth instead of her butthole.

Probably because neither one was affected by it

Seems like Jeff Hardy just snorted a line of coke before he came out that door

I hope Bryan doesn't win, don't want him getting injured in mitb

lol just watched a joe/jeff match from tna.

He'll be all right

But I do think they're still playing it safe so they won't let him in

Accidents happen Kira :(

Daniel Bryan vs Samoa Joe in WWE

Hnm

Jeff-Bryan match was really great. Much more entertaining show overall than RAW was last night.

That was a fun main event. Happy 37th birthday to D-Bry.

This is true

Time for some Chrisley!

Smackdown is just f****** burning through my dream match list