Smackdown Live Thread 5/29/18
 

Some shit's gonna happen.

Joe vs Bryan

Nakamura's gonna give Tye Dillinger 10 punches to the dick.

Maybe Bobby Lashley's sisters will show up after being traded for Bo's Baked Beans.

Also apparently a dance off because why the fuck are we watching this

Joe vs Bryan now because fuck it

Dance Off

obviously Joe is not winning tonight :(

Take that case and run, Joe.

Joe vs DBry opening the show!

So what happens if Joe refused to give the MitB case back?

I mean, are you going to tell him to give it back?

Joe gets personal with these promos.

When Ambrose got injured he took shots at him whenever Renee would be interviewing him and I honestly thought Renee was gonna kill him.

Joe should be winning tonight and at the PPV. I would love the danger of him holding that case.

Cass?

Oh, he's on a crutch.

Big Cast

Lol Big Trash instantly kills anything good that is happening on the show

don't tell me this is a work...

Smackdown live: making your wildest dreams a reality

If Cass really did hurt himself, he has a terrible way of showing it

Aww damn it I knew it was too good to be true

lol

F*** Cass

Well gee golly god damn.

Just make it a triple threat

Big Cass is what happens if Kevin Nash got Benjamin Button disease, had an aneurysm, and got left out in the sun too long.

Big Cass with the heel move of taking away Bryan vs Joe

lol Meltz was wrong on that one

I've never wanted a man to tear his quad so badly

Wow, promote a dream match all week, swerve and make it a Bus Trash match instead... I mean just wow

:lol: pulling a bait & switch on the crowd with no Bryan-Joe tonight

Also nice of Nakamura to bring counting cards for the ref.

Is Nakamura counting the number of cups AJ Styles should have been wearing since WrestleMania?

I'm glad they're giving Nakamura side project to do while waiting for his next bout with AJ they should have been doing this all along really

You forgot slap a Edge lookalike face on him

That is an insult to Montgomery Q. Edgenstein.

I'm wondering if Cass is hurt and is just hiding it well and they are going to use the match against Joe to write him off and let Joe kill someone.

Lol @ that MITB Commercial. Now only weighs 270, yeah right

Well I should have said an Edge like face with a dumb New Yorker twist!

Well that was obvious

Nevermind, triple threat now. DBry gonna break Cass' leg.

Big Cass is medically cleared. In other news is rather watch Enzos rap video again than anything with Big Trash

I'm going to kill the next person I see if Asuka loses again tonight

I think PAWG Paige is pretty good.

Also, that sucks that we don't get Bryan and Joe tonight, but maybe they want to save it for a special occasion.

I mean wow her DSL's

So what is going to go down here on Smackdown? Shinsuke has got to take the title at MITB.

Please God give Tyr Dillinger at least one title run so he can holddvup the belt vwhile that awesome music plays in the background I need to see that

Tye is great, but this should be a squash making Nakamura look strong.

"DO YOU SEE THIS BADGE? This means I am a healthcare professional!"

Dave Bautista is a national treasure.

so...the Paige movie doesn't come out until next spring? Figure she'll be GM until then?

Hotel Artemis looks pretty good. great cast

They should make a TV Title with a 10 minute time limit for him

At the rate this is going, Nakamura is going to hit Tye's nuts if he stops another 10 count

Great match and i fucking hate Dillinger

I feel like Raw is being written by children and Smackdown is being written by legit adults.

Heel Nakamura has been an absolute treasure for Smackdown

Crowd was really into Nakamura vs Tye Dillenger

for the love of God, make Nakamura the champ at Money in the Bank

Its gonna be another double 10 count

If TPWW is the pulse of the wrestling industry, and we all know that it is, I think the rating will be really low for tonights show.

Dance Off time

So Flair is no longer the Colonel then?

B-Team BBQ vs Lana/Naomi Dance Off

WHO YOU GOT?

Big missed opportunity by KFC to not have Ric Flair in a legit commercial after seeing the one he is in for Popeyes

I am on #TeamLana

Dance Lana Dance

Should have held this Dance Off last week in order to be a MitB qualifiying match

I wonder if this will turn into a tag match!?

BLACK GIRL GO AWAY ! LANA LET ME EAT YOUR ASS!

God I hate watching Lana dance.

Lana's dance was better overall

This dance-off reminds me of American Pie - and not in a good way.

:lol:

Honestly they both sucked.

wth did I just walk back into the room to

Lana did a better spin-a-roonie than Booker T.

My precious A-show what are they doing to you?

That was certainly a segment.

Well thankfully that is over.

mr bootysworth..poor intern/stage crew guy

Byron is so awkwardly horrible

LMAO @ The Miz

The jury's still out on if she can pull off the highly technical Kane-a-roonie, though.

It's amazing how inserting one more wrestler in to a match featuring Samoa Joe and Daniel Bryan just brings the rating down all the way especially if that wrestlers big Cass I really hope he gets put out early

Lana vs Naomi is already more entertaining than Carmella

Big Cass is good for NOTHING. What is wrong with him? He hit Bryan in the head with the MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE. A briefcase can be VERY DANGEROUS TO A PERSON WITH A HISTORY OF BRAIN DAMAGE. I hope Big Cass get tossed out of the match and out of WWE!

I mean the false advertising is whack but kinda happy they aren't wasting Joe v Bryan singles match JUST yet.

Should be a big ppv match.

If Fox aired That 80's Show, they won't save us from Dance Offs.

Big Cass should go to WORLD STAR with REAL1 and stand in his music videos with his arms crossed knodding his head wearing sunglasses.

So u think u can dance crossover opportunities

You fucking monster

And Carmella ended up the most entertaining member of the Enzo/Cass/Carmella trio, never saw that coming either.

Feel like Raw's biggest loss was actually Sheamus and Caesaro.

:roll:

guess it's time for Miz, Sheamus, and Cesaro to all job to the New Day

That was a cool springboard vader bomb by Kofi.

What shit time for a commercial, that match already had me getting interested.

I really wish Big E would turn heel

Woods with a super hot tag! Wow this combo is awesome!

Dang maybe Xavier should be in MITB.

I love WWE 6 man tags like this.

Matches like this make me want to keep New Day together just so they can keep finding awesome trio's for them to go against.

This would 100% be him if he turned heel

https://i.imgur.com/o2T2Q0Q.gif

Wow great match! Yeah!