Ealy Memorial Raw Live Thread 6/4/18
 

I don't know what's going to happen, and I'm too broken up about today's news to find out.

I can only assume Elias is out to start the show with Candle in the Wind for the fallen Ealy brother.

Where the fuck is everyone?!

Me and Dark One can't carry this thread alone, guys!!! :rant:

Hey cheer up Elias is here to start us off with a song

Early symptoms of the common cold setting in. Stuffy head, runny nose, etc.

I hope this can keep me hooked. I'm half asleep already.

This is wonderful

Nice zinger, Elias.

Uhh

I'm pretty sure I can.

But for everyone else's sake, I hope I don't have to, because that is gonna be a shit tonne of GIFs.

Watching hockey which hasnt started and dont want to start on RAW, also dont want to split screen it.

What would a moment with Elias, HTM, rock and Jarrett be like at like a WM or SummerSlam?

Don't answer that. Just think about it.

EN GARDE!

Lame.

It's not like the WWE doesn't have money they should have shelled out to the Disney Corporation to buy duel of Fates just for this moment

Of all nights, tonight you shouldn't have to. Not during your time of grief. My condolences on the loss of whichever Early Brother.

Remember people that they want to push Reigns as an underdog all I Daniel Bryan and he just took out three huge dudes by himself

:roll:

So predictable.

Attaching Roman to Seth Rollins like some sort of weird parasite

Hmm...Rollins and Reigns tagging together for the first time in forever?

I think shenanigans may be afoot here...

Whicheva Ealy was truly the greatest Ealy.

They tagged together like 2 weeks ago

Yeah, we get it. I guarantee they're not fooling anyone into cheering for Reigns with this transparent ploy, but it's adorable how hard Vince is trying.

Vince saw the trailer to Venom and had a great idea...….

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE MY DEFINITION OF "FOREVER"?!

What if they wanted to keep The Talented Ealy brother(lmao) how would they even know they got the right one

Wait.

What the fuck is Otunga doing here.

Did they finally remember they said he was off filming a movie after the draft?

Divorces are expensive.

My power was out pretty much all day. I guess it's back on right on time.

I think we all know that's impossible the movie is not 50 years old.

Oh you sweet, sheltered child.

You missed the catastrophic news.

What happened to the Ealys now?

just tuning in, I have missed anything outside of the current jinder/seth match?

A little late for April Fool's, but nice try.

I think we found the one place Roman Reigns might be a little over Vince is going to be sure to hold all his other WrestleManias here

They said something about Coach being on special assignment or something. Let's just hope it's not anything with relation to the awful Bobby Lashley storyline.

Gargamel Ealy (the rumored released one) was probably just released from NXT because he's ready for his call up to Raw. I mean, he's essentially done all he can do on the black and yellow brand. I won't be surprised if he debuts TONIGHT.

April Fool's Ealy was also released.

Along with Whateva Ealy.

Most importantly Uriel Ealy has also been released.

But WWE can take this meme from my cold dead hands.

But in better news Ace from The Powerpuff Girls gangreen gang is now the bassist for Gorillaz

It's possible he will be coming up as Genedine Lashley, the lost Lashley sister.

Place your bets on how long before David Otunga is sent to the back and Percy Watson gets sent to replace him.

I wonder is my Jinder Mahal rocking that mullet ironically or does he not know he's wearing a mullet

You settle for Percy Watson but you hope and pray for Booker T

THE BIG DOG

I'm really waiting for him to call Watson back and go DEEP into the bullpen and get Titus out here on commentary.

"His finishing maneuver known as THE STOMP."

Not really inspiring fear.

Damn Dark One, toying with my emotions...

Booker Tealy should have made his commentary debut tonight.

"STEVE AUSTIN SETTING UP FOR HIS FINISHING MANEUVER THE SIT!"

Yeah. not working.

Wait a minute they went from calling at the blackout to the stomp I hate Vince McMahon so much

This is so fucking boring.

Elias doing big business these days.

Oh man.

I hope the still-employed and heavily-concussed Ealy gets a Charlie Haas-style gimmick and starts coming out as like Booker Tealy and Stone Cold Ealy Austin.

They're going to realize how stupid this is when Rollins at some point is just stomping his opponent

I dunno, you'd think many things would have been realized by them at this point, but nah.

Hey - think of the positives from the match - Elias wins and even though he didn't eat the pin, Roman technically loses. These are GOOD things.

Authors of Pain missing from that Tag Team Battle Royale.

THE BIG DOG NEVER GOT PINNED

I sort of zoned out during part of the opener tbh

The fact that Bobby Roode is pushed as a face speaks volumes about just how incompetent the writing team is

Carmella, hell yeah. Fuck the haters!

They're busy writing their next book. "How do I get back to Orlando?"

WWE logic yes make the hottest guy on your Monday night roster right now who's not named Braun strowman eat a pin just to save the guy who's probably one of the most hated people on your roster from not looking strong

He's no Rollermacka.

This wouldn't happen if Lock Jaw was still the anonymous/non-anonymous RAW G.M.!

I thought they were busy writing a long complicated beautiful letter to Paul ellering telling him that they were wrong and that they miss him dearly.

There's very few on the main roster these days who are.

Bobby Roode is a perfect heel
Bobby Roode is a horrible face

Naturally, he's a face.

Why are there tacos. Why am I watching this.

IT'S NOT EVEN SMACKDOWN

It's not Taco Tuesday, Curt!

#FACETHEFACTS

Food + Curt Hawkins = not ending well.

CURT HAWKINS IS HERE WITH AN OPEN CHALLENGE MAGGLE

Is that Steve Styles?

Probably gonna need a few more tacos.

If his prediction is not him getting back with Zack Ryder or forming the ultimate tag team with Heath Slater I don't want to hear it

E. Lee Styles

Curt Hawkins is about to embark on his Ryback / Braun strowmanesque jobber crushing spree

LMFAO Cole burying Otunga. :lol::rofl:

Go away Borin Corbin.

so whos on main event

Darrel James Styles?

DJ STYLES JUST WON HIS RAW DEBUT

Corbin should force-feed this James Harden kid tacos...he needs some fattening up.

They think Baron Corbin will garner heel heat worldwide by denying Houston tacos on a random Monday.

I hope my power goes back out.

Did Baron Corbin just hit Curt Hawkins with a taco?

SMELL THAT EMMY

So Baron Corbin's new gimmick is literally that he ruins people's fun I hate Vince McMahon

NEXT WEEK: Rhyno hosts a pizza party.

Then on the July 2nd episode GM Kurt Angle hosts an early 4th of July party with hot dogs and apple pie.

At least they're doing it on purpose this time.

Spoiler:No one gets any pizza but Rhyno.

Baron Corbin vs Curt Hawkins, maybe it's time to #EndTheBrandSplit if this is a legit feud.

I'm trying to appreciate how meta his gimmick is because it ruins things for people in the arena and at home when he shows up on television

Oh right raw is on

Baron Constable. I don't...how...I'm so sad.

"I appoint Baron Corbin as the new constable of Monday Night Raw."

What in the fuck is this.

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Thing is, they COULD be doing way better feuds with the brand split still in tact. They're just...not, though.

"Constable Corbin" going to be 100000x more cringeworthy than "Sheriff" Austin c. 2004.