Raw Thread - 6/18/18 - A MONSTER IS IN THE BANK!!!
 

Who's watching?

I'm here, I guess.

Dark One and Darker One Ealy

Quite the roster we have here in this here Raw Thread

I approve of this thread title.

I'm still hoping Braun strowman gets a bank safe as his custom briefcase

He should use the briefcase a lunchbox full of burrito bowls from Chipotle and keep the contract in a filing cabinet he carries around.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tune in to see if <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BraunStrowman</a> has eaten the Money in the Bank briefcase yet <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1008736157566488576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 18, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Wonder if it would count as a legal cash-in if someone knocked out Braun and then just handed him to a ref.

We're opening with Alexa? Okay then.

I had BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN typed and ready to go in size 7 font.

Alexa Bliss going to break both Ric Flair's total number of title reigns AND Bruno Sammartino's combined days records by 2023 somehow.

:lol: at Kurt's lack of enthusiasm for the Women's title presentation.

Physical therapy in Birmingham, Alabama.

That always translates to a visit to Dr. James Andrews and you're automatically on the shelf for a while.

Oh man. Can't wait for Alexa vs Nia in a Kendo Stick on a Pole match.

lol "You deserve it" chant for Alexa.

This is like her fifth reign and she was champ two months ago.

Jesus.

I much, much, much, MUCH prefer Alexa as champ to Nia, but the way all of that went down from the Wrestlemania lead in to last night is truly mind boggling.

RUN ALEXA

These idiots are still cheering

Pissed off woman alert!

Ronda mad bro. She gonna randomly smile soon?

Why wait that long when WWE can just pull a WCW and fudge the numbers so by next week she owns both records.

Just kidding, Bliss would wreck Ronda.

WHOA CALM DOWN RONDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CALM DOWN! BAD RONDA! SIT! STAY!

Who does it better? #ripoff

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They keep playing the "Ronda is too stupid to understand pro wrestling rules because she's from UFC" and it's infuriating.

Yeeaaah... There's been a lot of that. Honestly, might be just about every feud/angle.

Ohhhhhhhhh.

Dem's fightin' words!

FUCK YOU RONDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


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Hahahahahahaha why the fuck is Kurt catching those hands/case?

More oomph Ronda.

Ronda Rosey you'rrrrrrrrrrrrrre fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

WHERE IS CONSTABLE CORBIN???

:lol: Ronda beating up Kurt

Guess being called a "Rookie" is now badass submission machine snapping worthy.

Good.

The laziest answer to "How do we keep from booking Ronda to win the title?" is "suspend her for month(s)"

Oops gonna be a lawsuit there

Ronda Rousey is a better Roman Reigns than Roman Reigns.

Ronda Rousey has snapped and become a badass powerbombing machine!

STONE COLD RONDA ROUSEY!

That was a rather fun opening.

that's how you book ronda

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Attacking referees and the GM the night after you lose your title match so that you can be &quot;suspended&quot; and not have to show up for a few weeks. Classic Brock Lesnar. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1008864911592689667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
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ARREST THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can 100% buy Rousey as a man-beater

Prob beats her boyfriend/husband on the regular

Best opening in a long time.

Stephanie should form a new corporation and have her plans ruined every week by Ronda Rousey.

YOU CANT TOUCH THE GODDESS ALEXA BLISS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK!

Welp

Her husband has a history of being a domestic abuser not abusee.

Rousey and Strowman should form Team Bruanda Strousey and murder everyone who has ever existed.

I wouldn't mind Ronda/Strowman vs Reigns/Bliss.

I bet that's just a cover to make him look "tough", when in fact he is getting his ass beat on the regular

Her husband is garbage.

Didn't she say two weeks?

I'm really happy that THIS is what made Ronda snap.

Better be careful Renee. You're about to get punched in the face.

Whew. Renee's a-ok.

She is a self-revealed man-beater.

Ken Shamrock-styles.

I wouldn't try to punch Renee I have a feeling she'll fight you

From a segment to a promo. Can we get a match, please? We're twenty minutes in.

The Trunk Puller

Could be an open challenge thing

OK, here we go

Not Elias again just yet, right?

DREWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

To be fair...

It could have been 25 minutes of Reigns/Stephanie/Kurt

I'm not mad. I just want to see a match.

Ah fuck

Ronda still handles not winning well I see

Good opening segment

Seth vs Dolph could be good

Oh shit. They gonna pull the trigger on drew?

Fuck.

Everyone just shrugs the Zig Zag off anymore.

Remember when Ziggler and Miz had that really hot angle for the IC title and should have main evented a PPV over Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton?

RIP 2016

I've tried but I cannot get over them calling Seth Rollins finishing move the stomp it's beyond stupid

Drew sort of looks like a long lost member of Kronik with that jacket and wet hair look.

"DANIEL BRYAN WITH IT'S THE KNEE THAT BEAT JOHN CENA!"

It's the same move it always was. It could be called the Fairy Tickle, and it really wouldn't matter.

I want to be in the Space Force so badly......

I'd actually be okay with that

That's what it was for a bit.

As anyone else's broadcast fucking up?

LOL They really dont give a fuck about Dolph. This is so sad.

Mine just froze.

Just flipped the channel up one and back.

Stop stealing internet you cheap whore.

Mine keeps freezing and something else hard to explain.

I'm watching on cable. On television. Cable television. Not even stolen cable.

I want to see Ant-Man and the Wasp

I wonder how Elias feels about all of this.

That suplex spot was during a commercial break.


Ya.


That's why people are not giving a fuck about WWE anymore.

Stupid motherfuckers.

Sorry @ Big Vic -- next week "Constable" Savio can sponsor the RAW thread

RP even tho I'm being bitchy about it, if Space Force is real I hope u get in it

:)

Oh no! Seth's knee!

Zigler's finsher is now the FamAsser according to the Commentating. WELP!

This is probably Dolph's best match in like 5 years

You know what would be shocking? If Seth wrestled a match where he was not hurt.

I waited until like six minutes before the show started. Thought you would have handled it.

Not quite

Rollins will forever be on 1 leg, in every match.