SDLive Thread 6/26/18
 

Nakamura vs Hardy for the US Title

Probably some other stuff. Maybe the ghost of Big Cass.

WWE refers to #SDLive as it's "flagship show" in the official announcement of SD moving to FOX in October 2019.

https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/...?sf192637728=1

I think I got a concussion at work today, so maybe booking will make more sense.

Nakamura vs Hardy is off b/c Nakamura got bit by a police dog

And here we go

To be fair, they also refer to Raw as the flagship show in its parallel press release

https://www.wwe.com/article/monday-n...?sf192637642=1

Huh?

Hammer Time on Miz TV?

Miz got a death wish? Or a few screws loose?

Maybe he too hit his head and got a concussion.

Maybe I am The Miz.

The show is already kicking off on the right foot

I eagerly await the day Braun Strowman and the Bludgeon Brothers from a super stable and just eradicate everyone.

Really but Maury Povich is like the bottom of the bottom of the barrel it's just a slight Step Above Jerry Springer

They did.

It was called the Wyatts.

It was so/so

Z if this one's up with Miss having to team up with Daniel Bryan temporarily I'm all for it just to see it implode

Braun does not need the dandruff brothers

Yeah. But they weren't used the way they're being used now. Killing machines.

Guess Harper is not a fan of Miz's new Ruff Ruff Ref film

So Daniel Bryan's new gimmick is him being a giant killer or at least I hope he's actually really good at making it look believable

OMG I read the comments on WWE's Facebook page for this SD to FOX story...

"I don't have FOX Sports", "What is FOX Sports", "Why is it on FOX Sports"....can no one spend 5 seconds reading it's on the FOX broadcast network?! #StupidPeople

Another kid who didn't want whatever was in the new day cereal box.

To be fair, the fact that they refer to it joining the "Fox Sports family" and show the Fox Sports logo makes that rather confusing.

look for fs1 you may have it

With Lesnar recently breaking Punk's modern championship reign record, wonder if WWE will do the same for AJ Styles with the WWE title.

Universal title pretty much has zero prestige or importance and Punk still has the record for longest holder of the WWE title in modern times.

I will give u a break for being concussed but it's literally in the first sentence that it will air on the Fox Broadcast Network.

I get that, but when the header image has the "Fox Sports" logo on it and the release includes lines like “We are huge fans and know that together FOX Sports will be the leader in live events for the foreseeable future.” and "five-year agreement with FOX Sports" I can see how people might be confused.

Kids these days probably don't even know what the fuck "broadcast television" is anyways.

Tickets for WWE's Melbourne show went on sale and I saw it mentioned on Twitter and they are nearing a sell-out, very nice!

Fair Enough @ Dark One...I have to remember normal people don't spend unhealthy amounts of time reading things about WWE and just casually watch it from time to time.

Yea Rusev!

Look at Rusev racking up wins. Damn

Wonderful Rusev Day this week.

They cranked that crowd volume up quick.

MATCHKA

Can't wait for AJ and Rusev to fight in a Duchess of Bulgaria Rules match

The U.S. Open Challenge returns...……….yet again.

Hoping that jeff hardy takes on a shape shifter gimmick and his announced opponents all end up getting bit by some sort of animal before the show. Its what fox wants.

Clarification -- Pre-Sale tix, regular tix go on sale in a few days

I thought 100% of this post was false and/or not really posted due to my head trauma.

Damn.

They are never going to let Jeff have his theme back it would be hilarious and kind of sad if they used his modest theme from TNA

Wins and losses don't matter remember

Whoa. The GLOW cast.

!!!!!!!!!111

hahahahahahah

Frank Drebin currently very mad Welfare Queen ain't here.

Where the bloody hell is Welfare Queen

Ooooh. Someone from Sanity.

Welfare queen was obviously not going to be there. The first of the month is next week

They are going to eat each other out

CAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWOCAMERA ONE CAMERA TWO

So, who's the crazier one in this match?

Did they already tweak Sanity's theme or just some weird arena acoustics issues?

I'm willing to bet that the WWE thinks people actually stand in a straight line like that in real life

Yeah I thought I was kind of hearing something different to when they debuted

I marked for Allison Brie

Much better presentation for Sanity this week than last

Kevin Dunn is trying to give the viewers at home motion sickness

Kevin Dunn orgasming himself w/ camera cuts for Sanity

TNA Main Event J Hardy vs E Young r/n

We've come full circle

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/b5...78907ed085.gif

Eric Young sucks

Killian Dane is the only good member of Sanity

all we need is odb

Here come the Usos.

:rofl:

Smart move, Young.

Long haired wrestling fan who is at every show in the front row is golf-clapping

now time for a 6 man match

Looks like we're going to have ourselves a six man tag team match Playa holla

What do you have against Eric Young I think he's quite good actually

Hardy-Young was decent overall and smart to end it in a brawl since last week gave the perfect setup to do so.


He's someone that should have been canned a very long time ago. Need to get rid of him and his underlings if WWE really wants to improve their production issues.

I'd be all for that. She's entertaining.

Wait

The Nakamura dog thing is entirely real.

Did I die when I hit my head

U.S. title match to a 6-man tag match?

Uh huh.

Alison Brie and Lana together completed my life.

I'm just tuning in, what happened to Hardy vs Nakumara. I Thought that was announced?

He was literally bitten by a police dog that was doing a sweep.

It took me an hour to figure out that wasn't a joke.

I'm just sitting back and marveling at the depth of talent Impact Wrestling had that they let slip away so they could push ninety-year-old geriatrics like Hogan and his buddies

Sanity has jobber pants on atm

ok.. What really happened?

Lol at Sanity

BECKY LUNCH

Becky plus Mandy Rose in the corner? Good lord i'm pulling my pants off right now.

Police dog randomly sniffed Nakamura as he walked by and bit him afterwards.

yeah it kicked ass from 2005 to 2010

I honestly missed the first 45 minutes of Smackdown and I cannot tell if you're serious right now.

This sounds a lot like a Becky push.

So she's going to lose in 90 seconds.

The WWE actually thinks being popular on Instagram mean something this company

Not to mention a great women's division for a while.

I feel like there was sexual tension between Sonya Deville and Becky Lynch. I think those girls are gonna munch on eachothers vagina's no matter what happens tonight.

Becky Balboa lol

Wonder if they have that dog put down

I've jacked off to this twice that i can remember.

Whoever came up with the idea for Sonya's seizure inducing entrance routine should have been fired.

If Mandy Rose drank a cup of AIDS, i'd suck it out of her asshole to save her.

I have no doubt Sonya has eaten Becky's coochie . I can just feel the tension in this match.

I WOULD BUILD JESUS'S BABY CARRIAGE ON MANDY ROSE'S ASS

Doesn't take much to get you going does it?

Once it comes out of my pants, its go or die.

I bet it Titus O'Neil got a hold of Sonya Deville, she would be turned straight.