SDLive - 7.17.18 - AJ Styles vs Droford ***Steel Cage Match***
 

SDLive baybay

2 hours + No Roman. ahhhh....sometimes you gotta appreciate the little things.

Well, except the RR promos..

Plus, there will be just as many commercials..

God, fuck Vince.

I look forward to finding out how quickly they're going to bait and switch AJ + Almas

Also very disappointed that Nakamura didn't come out and immediately uppercut Jeff Hardy in the taint three seconds into Jeff's entrance.

I forgot about the stomp to the balls, hilarious

lol...nice troll job, Jeff.

Jeff Hardy on drugs again.

TNA Joker Sting hath possessed Hardy.

I'm not sure what it means when I can't tell what's Jeff Hardy just being weird-as-shit-Jeff-Hardy and what is WWE writers not being able to write dialogue that has ever been spoken legitimately by human beings.

Oh no.

A funeral...

Kane is gonna fuck the corpse of his tag team.

LOL I love me some goofy and smug Nakamura.

I feel that if the DEA conducted a raid of the Hardy Compound, they'd find a pull barn full of all kinds of magical drugs.

Hoping gertner loses another one tonight.

Gents

This should be good

Almas chilling on the ropes is fantastic.

FUCK THESE COMMERCIALS

Tranquilooo

Fucking love that shot

Crowd responding to this match like they have no idea who Almas is

FUCK EM

I rather this match not happen if they're just gonna litter commercials through the entire match.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey Mr. Styles, don't get worked up! You gotta learn to keep it TRANQUILO like <a href="https://twitter.com/AndradeCienWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AndradeCienWWE</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/Zelina_VegaWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Zelina_VegaWWE</a>! <a href="https://t.co/kl4XQwt5Xg">pic.twitter.com/kl4XQwt5Xg</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1019375985144270849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2018</a></blockquote>
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5 minute commercial break so far.

To be fair, he's been on TV less than James Ellsworth.

Almas is so money.

Styles vs El Idolo match was pretty great

Andrade came across as a big star in that match, IMO

I'm honestly just stunned it was a complete match.

This show feels like an apology for last night.

Almas looked great

Lana rapidly flipping the on/off switch on her Russian accent.

Lana somehow managed to switch back and forth between accent and no accent several times during this promo.

Lana going in and out of Russian accent tonight

Becky time!

Paralyzed with fear that Becky Lynch is going to lose to distraction + roll-up against whoever-the-fuck she's about to wrestle.

Wooo Peanut Butter Becky Time

Ugh Becky Lynch, horrible accent and a horrible face. Her nose is almost as bad as Zelina Vega's. #gorm

lana is going to Yoko Ono Rusev day

SDLive and Almas both trending worldwide on Twitter r/n

What? Becky Lynch is great

crowd really quiet

I want Mandy Rose to shit blood in my mouth.

Mandy Rose's theme music sounds like it should be on some 90s late night Cinemax show

This is actually but least gross thing youve said

Becky wins again?

What a time to be alive.

I hope not....... I really love the entrance

Why do I have a sinking feeling Becky's recent win streak is only so she gets the Asuka treatment against Carmella afterwards.

Shut up Becky Lynch. Dumbest accent ever.

Becky's winning streak continues

Somewhere backstage Kevin Dunn is fighting off a bunch of people in order to press the mute button on the control panel.

Becky about to lose via hairspray and roll-up.

Stop calling yourself Becky Balboa you dumb twat. This is why you're not in the Top 5 of the Shit In My Mouth Power Rankings.

I could see Becky beating Carmella

Becky went from can't win for nothing to Absolute World beater

Shots fired

Sounds like we're getting Becky Lynch vs Carmella at SummerSlam

Meanwhile the awesomeness that is Asuka hasn't won title one yet because Vince is a twat

ROFL R-Truth.

R-Truth lol

:(

This is a fantastic show, now we get a live sacrifice to Joe

I noticed the moment Dillinger puts his dick in Peyton Royce, he gets a new haircut and a match on Smackdown.

That's why we don't have fireworks they spent all their money on stupid CGI dogs for Roman Reigns

Has Dillinger even won 10 matches since being on the main roster (including tag team matches, etc.)?

Well

Maybe they can just add Tye's funeral to the Team Hell No one.

To be honest, I'm not sure he's even won 10 matches period.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Phillips diplomatically referred to Asuka vs. Carmella as a &quot;debacle&quot;.</p>&mdash; Daily DDT (@FanSidedDDT) <a href="https://twitter.com/FanSidedDDT/status/1019380939674308610?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Joe’s back to his Diaz haircut

Would RP allow Joe to sweat purfusily in his mouth for 5 minutes for the chance to lick Bliss' dirty feet?

To lick her dirty ass. Sure.

Rest in peace Dillinger you should have had a better Escape Plan.

wish I could rock an all black suit like Miz but alas..husky owner.

RIP Hell No

Who is hiding in the casket?

Friendship is dead.

Obviously

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In memory of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeamHellNo?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TeamHellNo</a>.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mikethemiz</a> <a href="https://t.co/1DJ5xsINn8">pic.twitter.com/1DJ5xsINn8</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1019385932263256065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Feel like Miz is about to hit maximum head kick capacity

Bye Bye Bye

Thank you Miz for trying to inject continuity

@owenbrown

u going to wear an IIconics shirt next week at SDLive?

Giant Matthew Mcconaughey head in the crowd

Please have Miz/DB at mania, not summerslam

Seems a bit counter-productive to trash a guy during a heartfelt eulogy.

Daniel Bryan vs Miz at SummerSlam plz

I don't trust them to drag it out to WM tbh

Trashman/Birds of Prey reference?

New Day can stay together forever.

Can we compromise and say Survivor Series then?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEDanielBryan</a> has <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mikethemiz</a> in his sights! <a href="https://t.co/7sIwhJxmk5">pic.twitter.com/7sIwhJxmk5</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1019388909829218306?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Sure

Who is America commercial...watched the first ep on Sunday. Half meh, half good.

I would be happy with this chain of events:

1) Miz wins at SummerSlam via Mizbullshit
2) Someone ambushes Bryan on Smackdown to keep him away from Miz for a while.
3) Team Bryan vs Team Miz at Survivor Series
4) Fallout keeps them separated until the Rumble
5) Miz eliminates Bryan during the Rumble.
6) Bryan gets his ultimate revenge at Wrestlemania.

What we'll get instead:
1) Miz and Bryan face off next week in a match that falls apart
2) They face at Summerslam
3) They face five more times in the following seven weeks.
4) Everyone hates everything

I feel like it should be physically impossible to frisbee a pancake that far.

One of the best Smackdowns in a long long time. I hope they dont fuck it up.

I've seen GoPro downhill skiing videos with better camerawork than Sanity's entrance.

New day contributing to Countrywide childhood obesity

I can't take Eric Young's gimmick serious

New Day probably performed some Steiner math equations to find the physics needed to make it possible.

Or gave a quick call to Papa Shango for some voodoo pancake magic.

He fits in more with New Day than he does Sanity.