Raw 7/30/18 "Just don't look"
 

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Spoiler Alert, Roman and Brock get booed

What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?

Fuck knows, disgusting though. :nono:

The f*** is going on inside Brock's mouth that is unflattering

wonder if all 3 wrestlers get the bells tonight

1.5:1 odds that Christopher gets more of a memorial thing than Volkoff if Vince has ANY involvement with RAW tonight.

All bets are off RE: Brickhouse Brown.

Roman wins the tag titles tonight as he spears the B team at the same time.

THE BIG DOG REIGNS.

RAW preview thumbnail caption contest!

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If Hogan is there tonight he needs to come out in blackface with his new tron and theme music.

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Is it even worth watching tonight?

said I wasn't going to watch but since my stomach is already all fucked up from chinese food...:-\

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I'd even watch if he was gonna do that.

We can hope :lol:

We missed Lesnar and Rousey last week in Cincinnati. If Ambrose somehow shows up, I'm setting something on fire.

Stealing rollins gimmick :nono:

Need larger font size for the way Cole said that.

Hey, it's not every Monday you get to pay a visit to the porcelain god with simultaneous vomit and diarrhea!

Looks like Lesnar got his teeth shaved down for one reason or another.

Is Dark One here yet?

Legit question, shouldn't Braun be cashing in tonight?

Of course you have to give Miami a shoutout because if you don't, The Rock ain't gonna back you for anything ever again.

Nope.

Summerslam probably.

I really can't believe we're hearing Roman Reigns talk about Brock Lesnar again. Cutting the exact same promo.

Miami? Too bad we probably won't get an epic surprise interruption from Rock to put Roman in his place...

Hm, has anyone ever won the title by cashing in on a regular weekly show?

He DID say the first chance he gets.

Punk, Ziggler, probably more.

:naughty::wtf:

If WWE really wants crowds to despise Lesnar, they need to drop Heyman as his manager since his promos always manage to get positive reactions from crowds.

Lesnar is a heel these days?

People and fans keep forgetting that Brock has special privileges.

Carmella on the women's side like a month or two ago on SDL.

SDL is PPV quality when compared next to RAW.

LOL crowd. "YAY, ROMAN SWORE!"

I'm all for Rollins/McIntyre again, but they just did it a few weeks ago.

:lol: at Graves comments about Ronda not being around while suspended. Guess anything longer than a week is considered an eternity to him

I'm just reading live coverage and it says fans popped after Reigns' promo.

This can't be right, can it?

I thought he was just saying that Ronda said that her suspension FELT like an eternity.

The Backwoodsman :lol:

The Backwoodsman.

On newsstands now.

They'd better be careful. That Brock was fun already.

Please dont tell me they have Brock on pre taped segments and not actually in the arena. That would be terrible, but funny too.

Obviously, Brock getting some tips on how to hunt The Big Dog.

The Miz

Ziggler too.

That is where he injects his lethal venom when he bites his pray.

Hay...I like this Brock. Don't leave Brock!

Not watching so far...I've gathered from Twitter all I've missed is Brock reading a magazine.


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That might actually be worse since she was on tv several times and even beating up a few people during it.

It wasn't bad, alright?

I mean it fits in with the whole fans can't remember anything past 5 years mind set the company has

Is the titantron on fire?

Or did someone forget to turn off a smoke machine?

5 years? I feel like they want you to forget last week's product weekly.

I'm not sure why this match is getting so much time tonight.

Too many trips outside of the ring in this match.

A couple more rest holds and some outside spots would really tie this match together.

Also, I want to say that 205 Live had a really great main event last week.

This honestly isn't a bad match, though. Just curious why it's so long.

Enough.

End this.

RIGHT? If you're not watching 205 live these days you are missing out.

I think the camera man fucked that spot up.

Finally.

*CUTS TO SHOCKED FAN*

*SHOCKED FAN MOUTHS THE WORDS "WHAT THE FUCK?"*

*CUTS AWAY QUICKLY*

:lol:

And Kevin Dunn wants shocked fans shots tonight it seems.

Please don't tell me we're going Corbin/Balor AGAIN at SummerSlam.

Over forty minutes in, and we have a Roman Reigns promo and a Corbin/Balor match. Man.

I dont think Lesnar is at the arena.

Again, Kurt, Brock has special privileges.

Take it up with Vince.

I'm already over this Evolution PPV.

When Heyman said " You arent serious ", Kurt missed the opportunity to say " OH ITS TRUE ITS DAMN TRUE! "

Come on how do you miss that?

Yeah, the match was decent but would have been better with a lot less padding like the long rest spot.

Nah, just a fat lazy prick that's afraid to do anything outside of 2 moves.

Man they are going to milk this Evolution pay-per-view for all it's worth I'm really really hoping it's good it has deliver or else Vince's never going to do this again

Seems like the they are setting it up for Demon Balor's return.

Explains the post match beatdown.
Explains giving that match 30 minutes.

So how is Demon Balor different than regular Balor other than that silly bodypaint?

should do rainbow demon balor

So I gathered Corbin beat up Balor and they might write Paul off tv.
Okey-doke.

I LOVE THOSE TITTIES ALEXA PLEASE POOP IN MY MOUTH

fuckin lol

Crazy Fox back.

They really should call her Crazy Fox.

This match is now?

fox and ronda lets see them shoot

Funny enough, feeling like an eternity is how I feel about most Raws.

Vince probably going to find a way to sabotage it so he doesn't have to ever worry about holding another one.

Almost half of all cash ins have happened on Raw or Smackdown.

Edge on Taker
CM Punk on Edge
Swagger on Jericho
Miz on Orton
Ziggler on Del Rio
Carmella like 2 months ago on Charlotte

And don't forget the losses
Cena failed cash in on Punk
Sandow failed cash in on Cena
Corbin failed cash in on Jinder

I sure hope Alexa brought some Twizzlers to keep Ronda at bay.

This Alicia Fox music is fucking terrible. It like something that comes pre loaded on Windows Media Player.

I want to suck poop out of Alexa's ass with a straw and then spit it between her butt cheeks and then drown myself in her ass with her poop.

Its supposed to be the more vicious and angry version of Balor even though nothing about him really changes. Guess he stops being a goofball or only caring about having fun but that's pretty much it.

Not even NXT developed a split persona for his Demon form.

I remember seeing some losses, just couldn't remember any succesful cash-ins.

He is undefeated as Demon Balor in WWE/NXT

There is really no other difference other than his entrance is a bit cooler.

Balor = Axel/Dallas
Demon = B Team

Slight change = undefeated and perceived as much better

I hope they don't bring Demon Balor back. That bodypaint is fucking stupid.

So he covers himself in some shit and he is suddenly a better wrestler?

Wow. Good job, Vince.