Official Smackdown is maybe still worth it thread 8/7/18
 

Some stuff will happen

Perhaps AJ Styles will apologize to his family

Zelina vs Lana Part 2 out of 839

Poster Loose Cannon had this gimmick in c-fedding

This Randy Orton/Jeff Hardy feud is the best thing Orton has done in years.

Hope Lynch goes heel.

Becky talking about Charlotte's boobs

Boingy boingy boingy.

Never really noticed Charlotte's new boobs until now.

THE BIG CAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR

SUPERGIRL PUNCH

SPEAR!!

Oh no. They have microphones.

OH god.

Really wish Byron was transferred to Raw.

They chanting boring?

Yes

To the surprise of no one.

Show content aside, Jacksonville got RAW. Orlando gets Smackdown.

Universal Studios/Medieval Times > ....Jacksonville

Damn....The IIconics getting a boring chant

They were.

Haven't heard that one in a while.

Cities need to do it more often.

When the crowd was chanting boring they should have said "yes she's boring but..." And then continue with what they were saying

I feel bad 4 the IIconics

they have the most 'fun' theme song in WWE

Rusev/Lana Snickers+Dollar General commercial infinitely more interesting than IIconics heat segment.

So is gonorrhea

Professional dressed Renee tonight.

White Kofi Kingston has more charisma than Kona Reeves.

Is anyone else going to watch the first episode of THE PURGE tv series?

White face :(

Atleast she got a laugh out of it and not a totally confused look other backstage reporters do.

Missed the first 30 minutes, anything interesting happen?

Hopefully there is no ending between Miz and Daniel Bryan at @ SS.... extend that ishhh

Orton gets no respect

Becky/Charlotte beat the Iiconics

the fuck was that strange finger fucketry

Still can't believe WWE's grand idea for the Iconic Duo's callup was to just add another "I" to their name and make them as the resident jobbers of the Blue Brand.

I dunno, Joe. Styles is one of the few who figured out the happy marriage in pro wrestling.

I mean

That's more planning than AOP/Sanity/No Way Jose/etc

ORLY?!

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AJ cutting a boring promo about being a dad

Vince says that never happened.

Thought for a moment Styles was going to throw a jab at TNA/Impact with this promo.

True.

AJ IS A FATHER AND HE IS HERE TO DO THIS FOR THE WWE UNIVERSE

Hey gents what have I missed?

I'm whatever is beyond tired of The New Day.

The Bar should win that match.

I'm going to assume that was the Roach-infested Apartment Complex.

over under on if Aiden video tapes Lana/Rusev sexing

Nice of RuRu to mend his relationship with Aiden.

What is on top of your head, Zelina?

But who will sing? :(

Zelina here to show Lana how it's done

Give it a couple more weeks and the swap of manager & wrestler roles between El Idolo and Vega will be complete. She's wrestled almost as much as he has since getting called up.

Yeah....watch Aiden fuck it up

Tozawa gets no cheesy bites :(

:lol: at Aiden screwing up again

Vega is a soldier man

I miss no speaky engli Nakamura.

:lol: R-Truth

Rusev doesn't look angry he looks more like a disappointed dad

LOL that is awesome that Truth thinks he will get a title match by beating Carmella

That was a good segment. It didn't really need tye though

Ha nice Carmella.

Oh, and if anyone was interested Nak dropped some racial epithets

lol at the crowd cheering/clapping for "Byron... That's why you'll never be anything more than a second-rate commentator."

Miz is uber heel with that GIF pronunciation.

Is the Miz & Mrs. set literally backstage?

Has R-Truth been US champion before

Total Bella's gets a fourth season meanwhile Gotham's about the end what is wrong with this poor world

There we go.

STONE COLD DAN BRYAN

This needs Brock/Taker buildup ASAP.

Was waiting for Daniel Bryan to scream "I WILL KILL YOU!"

Miz and Daniel Bryan could be each other's Rock and Austin

Baw Gawd Daniel Bryan has snapped.

That was not a smooth cut to Nakamura

What..
Where?

Yes, for a short while

R-Truth could be the next DMX.

You mean he could get busted for abusing animals despite claiming to love them

R-Truth stole John Cena Jorts he looks better in them frankly

I just want to reiterate Truth is somewhere close to 50 years old

Not sure why when someone gets kicked in the head and WWE the announcers say they kicked him in the back of the neck. Being kicked in the back of the neck is not much safer at all....

Get some real hammers gentleman those giant whack a mole mallets just look silly

forgot about that. damn you, deadpool

What in the fuck is happening on the picture-in-picture.

Did they legitimately just show a trio of jobbers warming up in gorilla and then their entrance?

THIS is what the picture-in-picture was conceived for.

Some weird looking jobbers in this Bludgeon Bros massacre match.

"Roman Reigns Starter Kit Tazz Jr"

Good grief

RIP love child of Brodus Clay and Santino

He forgot to say budget Santino Marella

The new day contributing to America's obesity problem one child at a time

Oh--okay.

They're chanting "We want pancakes"

I thought they were chanting "We want Sheamus" which, you know, cool, he's pretty good, but that would have been random as fuck

Gotta sell them 5XL shirts somehow.

I just realized if Cesaro ever won the World Heavyweight Championship I'd be extremely happy although I don't know why

Those belly-to-belly suplex is can't be good for a guy with spinal stenosis

"Swiss Cyborg" Scottish Terminator" I'm starting to think Corey Graves has a fetish

WWE will probably edit in Sheamus chants for the Hulu version or Youtube clips of this show.

Still less weird than JBL.

That's not how you spell Roman.

He quit social media over his dummy brother so he gets a pass for whatever tonight.

Imagine the Raw Tag Team Division main eventing Raw




I'm sorry.

Cesaro adds absolutely nothing to that double team finisher

:rofl:

Miz gonna be pissed at the tag team division pre-empting Miz and Mrs.

New Day vs The Bar was really good overall.

WWE will probably edit in <s>Sheamus</s>Roman chants for the Hulu version or Youtube clips of this show.

That was a very good tag match

That finish was cool af

not a great show..had it in the background, mostly. end was good, tho