Has summerfest started yet? (SummerSlam Thread) THE BIG DOG!!!
 

I know they keep starting these ppvs really early, has it begun? Go BIG DOG!

Does the pre-show start at 6 p.m.? That's way too fucking early

Think it starts at 5pm

It started last night

Is the Miz still banned from Summerfest?

:lol:

Summerfest.

Thank you Jeremy Piven for that memory.

I am really looking forward to this show. I felt like I'd be burnt out on wrestling after Lost in New York and NXT but I just want more. Kind of considering showing up just after bell time and seeing if I can get a ticket but I dunno if that will work, it seems like Summerslam is hard sold out. The girl next to me got a $100 ringside ticket 5 minutes after bell time last night.

Official summerslam thread
 

It's summer time in brooklyn and that means all the biggest stars are out tonight

What will you guys be eating for Summerfest?

I am planning two meals. One, pizza, Littler Caesars (the one near me is good stfu), and then for the 2nd half I'll have chicken apple sausages, hash brows and broccoli.

Little Ceasers is the best.

I am hoping WWE let's some good stuff happen tonight. I still have great feels for the first Brock/Roman match, one of my favorite WM main event's ever. I loved it, so intense and hard hitting. If they can approach that level again then I will be satisfied. I also am hanging on the edge about what will happen with Braun and KO and how that will affect the final moments of the Universal Championship match. I'm expecting some serious WWE drama twists and turns on this one, fingers crossed. Hoping WWE lets Joe/AJ shine as only they can. Show us why they are considered legends in their time and blow away what we saw on NXT, of course with the WWE salt 'n pepper. Potential for a very exciting Bryan/Miz is there as well as Seth/Ziggler. Looking forward to the moment where Ronda makes Bliss tap out after a few rag doll moments. Not looking forward to Alexa getting the heat by some nefarious means though, I want a squash. Everything else to me is filler. Except for some reason I'm actually looking forward to the Kickoff matches, could get some surprises there, especially looking to the Cruiser Title bout.

What time does this start CST so that I may bitch and complain about it being too long?

5pm eastern, whatever that means to you!

Just go onto your WWE Network app, click on Summerslam Kickoff and then click the reminder button and they will send you a notification when it comes on. But you will see what time it airs in your region before you have to do that. Hope you can figure it out Ezra and join us at THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER.

I'm wondering what will be the main event. If it's Brock/Reigns, a cash-in is happening. If it's Bliss/Ronda, Reigns will win, no cash-in, Ronda wins to send the people home happy. I personally feel Brock is done with this run in WWE and quite frankly, he's probably done for good. His next appearance will be a HOF induction.

I feel like there's a chance I can eat Alexa's poop with a fork and knife tonight.

I'm not sure of that yet! WWE could pay to keep Brock no problem. Can't turn down that cashhhhh.

Renee's makeup on point tonight.

What will happen when Constable BARON CORBIN takes on the ALL INCLUSIVE FINN BALOR?

DEAN AMBROSE ISPACK - Booker T

JBL?

:lol:

He's good on the mic no doubt but I don't like him.

If Alexa had aids. I would let her shot all of it in my mouth and my duck hole, no matter how many days it took

I would eat Alexa Bliss puss filled asshole scabs.

Can't wait to finally settle the debate on who is the better wrestler Daniel BRYAN or The MIZ?

It's already on? Fuck off with this 52 hour shit

I would love to bring Carmella to a raging climax with my tongue game and then have her submit to me and tap out while I bang it from all angles.

If you told me in order to eat Alexa's turd so, I'd have to blend them in with Images and Anvil's dead semen and turds, I'm All In.

Would be so hot if Carmella employed Shayna as her new body guard and then Shayna fell in love with her and when she realized she was being "used" snapped and killed her and took the title.

I don't need much I just want to see a clip of Shayna and Carmella cuddling.

If you are a guest and you are lurking on this thread stop being a weirdo and sign the fuck up so we can be friends.

"Discretion is the better part of valor" PUKE

If Alexa got impregnated by Kevin Dunn and her after birth was about to spew. But before it did, there was a windows 3.1 graphic that flashed on it saying " this was made with Kevin Dunn's toothy sperm "....I'd let that birth flush down my throat and in my eyes.

JBL repeatedly saying "Kevin Owen"

I will be very pleased if KO walks out with the Uni tonight.

I love New Japan because they never do this be a hero stuff. It's cool and all but I didn't come here to watch rasslers do charity.

Miz could learn a little about being a heel from MJF, that dude will never break his character. Always a heel.

My source tells me Owens wins and attempts to cash in on the ME, but gets pinned by Brock.

Honestly would not be surprised if Brock retains tonight.

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Wait.

What the fuck is JBL doing here

I would. They've lost a significant amount of viewers from Wrestlemania. I don't think can afford to have a less than part timer holding the. I really think they would be committing company suicide. No way that Fox deal is 100% guaranteed.

Empty arena match time

Actually way more people there for the first match than for the opening match last year

that's a good way to end the rusev chants

Prowrestlinginsidher.com?

Almas is a GD superstar.

Rusev and Mexican Lucha Rusev are legitimate draws.

This match just can't seem to get it's flow on which is a shame as I do like everyone in this match. Falling in love with Vega. Hubba hubba.

Zelina and Almas vs. Lana and Rusev w/ Zelina pinning Lana after a roll up

Nice to start off Tipsters with a perfect score

No. Adrian Adonis told me.

Droford worried about Ronda vs Charlotte and it will be Ronda vs Nikki Bella at EVOLUTION

Baron Corbin one of the most unnatural actors I have ever seen...

"The first of nine title matches"

Jesus Christ

Actually kinda stoked for this match more than all but 2 matches on the main card

Feel like WWE PPV matches used to kinda be "good" until maybe like 2 years ago when they suddenly all became the exact same shit... (or maybe it was always like this... idk)

Like just dreading almost every match since I feel trained to expect that nothing good is going to happen

o god only 6 pm

Really nice dive.

I find it silly when wrestlers lock in a rope assisted submission when the referee is present, all that for 4 seconds?

Overly complicated finishing sequence that they botched.

Suicide pact?

Gotta drain that power meter somehow

I like high spots and chain wrestling but what is more important is seeing the struggle of two people fighting for the pin, that's the point, I wish that more workers would show that instead of hitting the marks of their choreography.

Joe is so fucking good.

I love AJ Styles as champ, but I want Joe to be champ at some point, so let's do it tonight.

"Congratulations on becoming a two income household again."

Joe so fucking good.

I'm going to post this repeatedly.

Is AJ really a failure as a father? I'm not so sure. Maybe the Samoan is just playing mind games ahead of the greatest party of the summer.

Just turned this on. Renee Young is looking good. Anyway hope Samoa Joe wins and then Kevin Owen wins the other belt so two fat slobs will be WWE Champs

Just tuned in. Which matches happened soo far on the pre-show?

Think that one dude beat Gulak

I've seen AJ beat Joe before I know he can do it again!

Joe so fucking good.

Samoa Joe could easily pass as Mexican Jose

Rusev Day ended to the Season of Almas and Alexander pinned Gulak.

JBL looks like Johnny Ace

LOL.

"WHAT IS MEXICO JOE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?" "That's Jose Josh!"

Goddamn I forgot about Coach.

Coach looks like he just got told JBL is going to replace him.

Or that no one gives a shit about his stupid word of the hour.

May we all only be so lucky.

:y: at El Idolo winning

Coach said something stupid the first time he opened his mouth.

I really hope Coach goes to XFL. Fuck it, I'm done on him. B-TEAM BABAYYYY

I would like to see the Raw and Smackdown Tag Team champs join up to face their rivals at Survivor Series, and that would have to be B-Team and New Day.

Agh... stupid commercial this is a big match, what the heck is wrong with them.

To the 3 guests lurking on this page, quit being weirdos and sign up and take part in the BIGGEST GODDAMN PARTY OF THE SUMMER.

I can't believe SummerSlam is already halfway over

Not sure what is worse, WWE going into commercials during pre-show matches or doing the split-screen ads during those matches making the in-ring stuff meaningless.

Random thought. I would love to see Gordon Ramsay as guest GM of Raw or Smackdown. Maybe as a guest of Paige. No, in place of Angle so he can put Constable BARON CORBIN in his FUCKING PLACE.

I know it's been years and years but every time I see Axle I just think to myself "Joe Henning".

3 matches, 3 roll up finishes.

Lol

Thank Lord Jesus, B-Team retained.

The payoff to this B Team championship storyline is going to be terrible. RAW's tag division already has been needing a hard rest done for a while.

Not even Slater & Rhyno got this kind of treatment for their title reign.

dumb

Not a good sign for the rest of the show. Every match likely to have apron bumps.

B-Team's music was one of the best entrance themes before they changed it.

I don't understand how they expect me to believe that Smackdown was "built" by AJ. That is just not true. Maybe he helped with a new paint job but come on.

Did Black guy beat White guy in the Cruiserweight?

Yes.

OH MY GOD. What in the fuck is with Ronda's makeup.