Raw Thread - 9/17/18 - Hell in a Cell fallout...The Deadman Returneth!
 

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Who's coming with me???

I thought there would be a preview from WWE.com attached to that picture, but I'm gonna leave it.

Last night's show was good. This...well, this is Monday Night Raw, so you know.

Every week I say "I can't do it. I just can't watch this live anymore."

Then I end up watching it live.

I can't turn down an appearance from THE DEAD MAN! I'm a mark bro!

As long as we've got each other.

Are you MARKING OUT BRO???

I hope Alexa is ok.

Dude an appearance on RAW from the PHENOM? CLUTCH bro. It's gonna be sick and he's gonna be PISSED. BOOGER RED.

Triple H has DONE IT NOW. He's gone and made a BIG MISTAKE.

...somethingsomethingsomething JUDGEMENT DAY!!! :mad::mad::mad:

HE'S GONNA PAY! HE'S GONNA PAY!

Would be tight if Taker's appearance was just a leftover best man speech from Ric Flair's wedding.

Another Raw after a PPV. Another attempt for ClockShot to watch Raw from start to finish.

I give myself about 5% chance of it happening.

Last night when commentary started to annoy me I would just imagine what Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan might say and I really enjoyed it. I may employ this technique tonight as well.

Lock Jaw's box should be resetting any time now.

Kicking off with THE BIG DOG

So, I hope so.

The Big D with The Big Dog. This is tough out the gate.

IT'S THE BIG DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

Braun and Brock can get out here anytime.

Only if he wears the same clothes tonight.

Renee looking v nice

will paul face any consquences for macing, foley? nahhhh

The chain holding that cell door closed was not a very good chain at all.

Going to follow along in here, can't watch r/n

No, but The Shield might be arrested again.

I like how Braun/Reigns took like a 10 minute nap in the ring while there was people running around outside, and then Brock came in and hit them a few times and THEN it was like "Oh no we need to stop the match"

They were already dead for 10 minutes.... why wouldn't you stop it then?

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Kind of funny WWE spent weeks trashing Lesnar and were somewhat successful but then abruptly decided to bring him back and make fans fall right back in love with him.

HE IS THE CHAMP YOU CANNOT SAY HE IS NOT THE CHAMP

There are no rules. Why would you stop it at all?

I really enjoy Braun and Roman feuding.

Yeah, I know.... I'm just saying that if they were gonna stop it......

Imagine how good a prime Hogan vs Braun Strowman would have been.

I smell a tag match.

They would sound exactly the same

Corbin sounds slightly more human tonight than normal.

Roman/Braun/Brock in Saudi Arabia for some Saudi Gold

When's Angle coming back?

Is anyone else's feed jumpy? Or is that just my cable?

Pretty lame name for the next Saudi event.

EVERYTHING SUCKS

:rofl:

:lol: at the crowd cheering for Braun saying they all suck

I think Braun is even confused as to what he's suppose to be. Heel or Face.

Braun should maul Heyman mid-speech

He's getting better.

LOL Braun "I think that sucks".

I like Crown Jewel as a name for a show TBH.

"EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE ARENA SUCKS"

*crowd pops*

Braun is correct. This show sucks.

THIS IS BASIC BROCKONOMICS

paul gonna rip off scott steiner

That cage door is screaming "crash into me".

Greatest Balls of Fire or GTFO

Brockonomics sounds like Steiner Math.

That match is so fucking rotten.

So many people Brock could wrestle that would make for fresh new interesting matchups.

Nahhhhhhh lets have him work with Roman and Braun again.

Great Balls of Fire was indeed FIRE

Crown Jewel is also, FIRE.

Conspiracy?

C'mon Paul. You're not Jesse Ventura. You're better than this.

"historically"

I think it's good. It doesn't get bigger than those three right now.

Which feud lasted longer: Orton/Cena or Lesnar/Reigns?

Corbin is pretty on point tonight.

ABUSE OF POWER!

Ah, who fucking cares.

Baron Corbin abusing his power!

Corbin's doing all of the right things as a heel in a position of power, but how can The Authority justify what he's doing being better than whatever Kurt Angle was doing?

Wonder what is going to get more build on tv, WWE Evolution or WWE Crown Jewel.

Evolution is already heading towards disaster status in terms of quality based on announcements and rumors.

ROMAN VS CORBIN FOR THE TITLE.... TONIGHT!!!

Dean Ambrose now looks like Curtis Axel and Drew Gulak's love child.

Atta girl, Renee.

Hype your man.....I mean, that match.

I'm super down for Ambrose v. McIntyre.

Guys

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make the wild prediction that they're not going to have Baron Corbin headline a show Saudi Arabia paid forty million dollars for or what the fuck ever.

Corbin probably gets them some sweet discounts at TGI or whatever eatery he works at on the side.

Nah, they love Barons in Saudi Arabia or something, which is to say, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Really hoping Roman vs Corbin is the main event and goes for 30 minutes so I can move back to Yakuza at 10:30

Nice... at CROWN JEWEL in SAUDI ARABIA

Not only do we get a HUGE triple threat match, Roman vs Braun vs Brock, but also the first ever WWE WORLD CUP, a tournament to determine the best in the world!

Only Oil Barons

So, he's going to have to go full Raven.

Yeah I'm down for Drew Mac vs Dean Ambro.

Smackdown looks great

Random AJ Styles vs. Almas match tomorrow.... I'm in

Very odd to see WWE promoting shows ahead of other shows months in advance. I like it but it's so so the opposite of what they used to do.

Can I fast forward to tomorrow?

Smackdown commercial for tomorrow looks great. Already more hyped for that show than whatever RAW has tonight.

Endless apps at End of Days Bar & Grill

What/when is the next PPV?

Seems weird that they are building to Australia/Saudi Arabia.... and then I don't even know what their next PPV is.....

thought they'd still be up on the cage

I think it's Super-ShowDown and then Evolution and then Crown Jewel, then Survivor Series and finally TLC.

Did Corey say that Renee "obviously" got to talk to Dean last night? Are they openly acknowledging the relationship?

I guess so.

Bears/Seahawks game sounding better every second

This show really hasn't done anything bad yet. Plus, the Bears suck.

I give it a year tops before Dean/Renee are facing The Miz/Maryse in a mixed tag team match

You sure it's not Chuck E. Cheese? It seems about right for the way he acts.

wait for it

I would watch the first "Monday Night" episode of TNA Impact that was a train wreck on repeat before I would watch Bears/Seahawks.

Who the fuck is going to Taco Bell for breakfast? Or ever, I guess?

That and Green Bay is just that damn good.

It'd be interesting to see Renee wrestle.

but what if da bears have another epic fall apart like the packers game

I hit up THE BELL. But yeah not for breakfast. Plus, what they are going to open just to sell that? What's the full menu you know.

Nobody said that.

Ambrose runs weird, right?

Bears/Seahawks is a 3-4 hour Roman Reigns + Jinder Mahal ironman match.

I said it, and that's what really matters. Not my fault it's the truth.

Sounds like I haven't missed much so far