RAW Thread 9/24/18 : Nobody cares anymore
 

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9/24/18 Raw Thread
 

They changed the Then, Now, Forever graphic as if to spite all of my posts of it in bad situations.

Nothing else matters now.

WHICH ONE IS THE REAL THREAD?!

WHICH ONE IS THE REAL THREAD?!

Crowd doesn't sound that hyped up for the Shield's appearance.

both

maybe this one

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE?!

pretty sure this one might be it?

could be

ROMAN REIGNS MAKES MY PRECUM COME OUT WOOO!

I defer.

And someone did some merging.

All better.

Prime time for Dean to whoop their asses right now.

I'm confusing Super Showdown and Crown Jewel. Anyone else having this issue?

WWE should ban the words " RIGHT NOW " . It's so cringe now.

Between his facial expression and him fidgeting around, looks like Dean really needs to take a piss pronto.

Barons partners are The Revival per source.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

The video game Samurai Shodown runs through my head whenever I hear "Super Showdown".

That said, a locker room video game tournament of Samurai Shodown would be sweet.

Is Dean so yoked that he can't fasten up his vest anymore

Braun called it a belt

He's going to be banished to Superstars.

RIP BRAUN

And the seeds are being planted.

I'd blow Dean Ambrose to get 6 hours with Alexa Bliss.

How many times would you ejaculate during aforementioned 6 hour session?

Is this going to lead to heel Renee?

They need to run that math by Scott Steiner ALS O. WHO'S THE 4TH MAN!?

They’re actually bringing up past history. What is this?

Wow, Rollins... Jason Jordan.

burn

Just say yes, Dean.

Big Dawg heard enuff

Ziggy's actually not wrong about Rollins tossing Dean to the curb once he got hurt for Kurt's long lost son, guitar friendly Double J.

C'mon Ambrose do the right thing become the male Becky Lynch

Enough to fill a tub.

What the hell is with that camera angle they have on Balor

I just saw a camera operator in a frame. Doesn't happen that often nowadays.

If Balor were to transform into the DEMON Balor for one of the MMC matches, does Bayley also transform into the DEMON Hugger to match?

Feel like Balor's tights are a bit too tight.

Yep women's Revolution bayley stay outside cheer me and hold my coat

Nothing like kicking off RAW with a Baron Corbin or Jinder Mahal match.

There's always Bucs/Steelers

Sick of the political attack ads. Leave mah tv alone

That's a good alternative.

Tampa wins, all the Florida teams will be on top of their respective divisions.

does extra ordinary mean the things he can do are especially dull?

Damn Bayley.

That much trouble to do a belly-to-belly?

Did I just see a Pepsi logo Balor Club poster? CM Punk gonna be pissed

:lol: at Balor beating Jinder via a distraction.

What a shocking split that no one will remember.

You know guys I think Bailey genuinely likes Finn

Bayley and Finn kinda look hot together.

Ditto.

You know what Bray Wyatt is gone the door is open for Jinder Mahal to become some sort of Guru cult leader

That's a gimmick infringement. Looks like Triple A and Guru Dave will have to take legal action.

The women's division feels kind of pointless as long as Rhonda is the champion I mean every mess with her is going to have to end in shenanigans maybe if they bring in Asuka

No she'll just end up driving a rickshaw or something

I get Guru Dave but why would we be getting sued by AAA

Jinder gonna convert to a Christian fundamentalist? :shifty:

I feel generous and the need to share my earnings with Triple A. I will even pay for his legal fees :shifty:

No he can stay whatever the hell that is just start gaining a following maybe Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel

At least on the RAW side it pretty much is. Add in the Bellas who are now back hogging the spotlight and its even more pointless for RAW.

Best thing WWE had was the Terrible Friend Sasha vs. SwitchBayley feud that quickly got tossed to the bin.

That is just Sikh.

Not watching rn

But agreed 100%

Holy shit, Brie's fucking terrible in the ring. Just messed up Liv from those kicks.

Like I tend to give a lot of leeway to women's wrestling in the WWE because historically WWE has done a terrible job over the years developing it but Brie is legit worse than Kelly Kelly.

good god brie is horrible how can Daniel Bryan watch this and not think about divorce

Holy shit! Did Brie Bella actually mess up Liv? Wow!

Checking out for the night. Good luck everyone.

Enough Brie Mode for tonight. Poor Liv can barely stand up.

Ah

Did she break Liv Morgan's nose

:lol: at pulling an injury spot after having a legit injury occur minutes ago in this match.

Lol everyone breaking character smack dab in the middle of the show.

Riott Squad just defeated Nattie and the great Bella Twins in a 2-on-3 handicap match.

Two Alex Rileys?

Ooo if what it's Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder

Thank god this is the last Raw of September

Oh fuck, then it’ll be pink ropes next month and they’ll do even more of this

Get ready for a double serving of Nikki and Brie Bella on every single Raw

Stephanie McMahon is dripping with sincerity.

I like when WWE breaks character for a great cause.

Look at Triple H he's like God when is your old man going to die so I can right this sinking ship

Speaking of writing sinking ships at Triple H really needs to go sit in on a Smackdown so he can see what they're doing to his Pet Project

This is great stuff.

Remember in the Attitude Era they’d take a break in the middle of the show to remind everyone that wrestling is fake?

Does the WWE donate to St Jude I'm just wondering

amazing they take this much time for a cause. I really love this.

Also what is that car

How come Bill Cosby has to go to jail and Big Ben Rapistburger gets to keep playing football?

to be fair if you didn't Discover it was fake after the rock and stone cold dropped a dummy off a bridge into the river then there is no helping you

:y: at the "you deserve it" chants for the belts the kids are getting.

Wonder if Bruan kept his MitB case, could he have cashed in on either of those special belts.

Awww...

That's extremely awesome WWE.

Okay you know what fine the belts are cool and so are the kids.

Good for the kids. Shame WWE never seem sincere with any of this when Steph herself has blatantly said that philanthropy is the future of marketing.

I'd be so happy if The Revival give Dolph and McIntyre a legit fight for the straps tonight.

This
Although do you really care if a company sincere you don't need them to care you just need them to donate

Seriously guys, Big Ben raped multiple women. How does he get to keep him job!

Yeah, it was a nice moment. Really hit me right in the feels.

Payoffs?

The fact that Bill Cosby admitted that he drugged women in a deposition?

Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself and got sent to jail for 2 years.

Ben raped 2 woman and got suspended 3 games. That is only 6 quarters per rape!

Cause he did it in the Attitude Era

"Glorious" Chadwick Gable