Raw Thread 10/29/18
 

So, hey, Evolution was actually pretty good.

How's tonight going to go?

It's either this or take apart my dishwasher

JESUS CHRIST ROMAN REIGNS HAS LEUKEMIA AGAIN! HE JUST HAD IT LAST WEEK!

If they add Drew to the title match they might as well add soneone else and make it a 4 way.

raw is sad stuff

This is really gonna be sad when he's dead

The Roman Reigns memorial Main Event at Wrestlemania

Gonna estimate an hour before I give up and take apart my dishwasher.

1 week removed with Vince's true love gone for the foreseeable future.

The Shield, for all intents and purposes, is finished.

Evolution is behind us.

So, where do they go from here? I have no clue.

I DO know that Corbin has to go away.

Oh dear Corbin holding the belt lol
That's as close as he'll ever get

Just threw up a little bit at Corbin with the belt over his shoulder.

Well look who's here! He looks fat.

Brock's here now.

Get Braun out here shortly after.

I can turn this off early.

Finn Balor should get his rematch title shot

Lol at Heyman

Remember when WWE wanted to get Xpac heat on this multi-million dollar contract guy?

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Braun has CENA NUFF

I think we've seen the last of Corbin in an authority role

Wow! Didn't realize that Corbin towered Strowman.

Renee is certainly quiet.

It's time for the mute and closed caption functions to come into play.

Lio fucked that up

chilling adventures of sabrina

Wish Lio Rush was replaced with Enzo.

So is Lio one of Bobby Lashley's sisters or a brother in law or what

The physical amazing feats of Lashley you guys!

Does the bottom of his logo really say The Moth

C'mon Mr. Cameraman. Get him on his left side.

Show the world that Vince is literally in his ear with that ear piece he got.

Lio Rush is like a bad itch that won't go away.....So you go to the doctor and get your junk smashed with a rubber mallet to get rid of it.

Hate Lio Rush on the mic so much

They supposed to replace Cena with Bob at CJ

Lashley headband lol

THERE IT IS!

THERE'S THE EAR PIECE!

Considering Balor's victory last week, there's no way Lashley doesn't win tonight.

Hi. I'm here. Caught up to RAW live. Unfortunately. So I can't fast forward through this right now.

Well..you're wrong but it doesn't matter

Should call that the Full Bobby

Think I'm gonna hop on a plane and help Dark One take apart his dishwasher.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP!

Wait.

Is this Chris Masters is blackface? That's not cool.

lol Balor wins this week as well

well a win is a win

Boooo Lashley

Bayley needs to come out and make the save for her boy

Cool. You take care of it entirely for me and you can have $100

I don't know what they're going for by booking Lashley so weakly or having him go against Balor two weeks in a row?

I call that a win-win scenario

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I wish Bayley would give Lio Rush a Bayley to Belly suplex

Ugh.

John Cena shade

And there it is

Saudis can't C Cena

Probably should have had Bob win outright over Finn but oh well

Oh snap! Cena's officially out of the World Cup tournament. Wow.

Ohhh

Becky vs Ronda

CENA PROBLEM SOLVED! Good work writing team

CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP

Becky!! :heart:

Becky's gonna verbally obliterate Ronda.

Rousey looking like the Borg Queen

Lita/Trish rassling again tonight? Ok......

Via satellite

Badass Becky coming for you

I'm curious to see how the crowd reacts to Ronda when she's against Becky.

Like, if they have Ronda plow through Becky, is the crowd going to turn on her as hard as they did Charlotte?

Via Twitter.

Oh snap! I am so stoked for Becky vs Ronda.

10-woman tag match?

Like, now?

Why? This is something I'd put later on.

There's a 30% chance of someone breaking their neck in this matcg

Textually

Becky vs Ronda is official for Survivor Series

Let's go Becky!

Wait, did they just randomly announce Becky vs. Ronda at Survivor Series?

Like, a one-on-one match? Or as "Team Captains"?

Hope Ronda breaks all of their arms

WWE has learned nothing. If they want Ronda to get cheered, the last thing you want to do is put her against the NEW Peoples Champ, Stone Cold Becky!

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1 on 1

The Riott Squad, Mickie, and Crazy Foxx.

Ooof.

Bliss gotta get cleared ASAP.

I wonder if we get Braun vs AJ at SS

Lita is 43 but moves around like she gets an AARP discount

For someone who does moonsaults, Lita has a surprising lack of hops. She literally got 0 inches in that poetry in motion.

Nakamura vs Seth Rollins at SS would bevgreat

them knees ain't what they used to be

Every time Ruby Riott Rassles, Michael Cole seems to need to point out "She will be a champion someday!"

Lol at Natalya taking a nap

"The Juvenile Delinquent"

Holy hell ANOTHER Nia Jax promo...

Had to go look up when Survivor Series is.... November 18... that's actually pretty damn soon..... guess they have been too busy with Crown Jewel to promote that it was coming up......

Why is KAYLA BRAXTON YELLING SO GODDAMN MUCH

Nia really needs to be banned from the buffet. It's getting out of control.

Nia Jax truly is the female Big Show

She is the worst baby face ever, fat, smug, fake, and very unlikable

Roman Reigns mentioned more in his absence than if he was still around

Nia's 19th heel turn this year

Curtis Twizzlershands

I 100% believe that Twizzler commercial was written by WWE Writers.

**Friendly reminder**

Because WWE decided they wanted to push Nia Jax, they shipped Asuka to Smackdown, jobbed out, and ruined all the work done over 3 years to elevate her.

All so Fat Nia Jax could be a Fat Babyface on Raw.

I originally thought it was going to be some sort of No means No PSA

I do wonder if they were ever truly going to let Asuka become anything special on the main show seeing as how they have this thing about speaking English even though it's become quite clear that it's not a requirement to get over with the audience