RD 1. Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tournament: 1 Trish Stratus vs 16 Rosa Mendes
 

We kick off this year's competition with our defending champion Trish Stratus taking on the 16th seed in the North bracket: Rosa Mendes.

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1. Trish Stratus


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16. Rosa Mendes

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Trish by a country mile. I liked Rosa when she was with Primo y Epico but no contest here.

I dunno if Trish is my most frequently jacked off to person in my life, but she's probably solidly in the top 10 or maybe even top 5. Her WWE run happened when I was like 11-16 years old and jacked off anytime I could so, yeah :o

Rosa giving Trish tougher time than she expected. I voted for Rosa because Trish looks horrible these days

Trish. No contest.

Everyone is entitled to their own tastes and I completely respect that, but it's well worth pointing out that Rosa Mendes looks significantly like a transsexual. Again, this isn't an issue if you're into that, it's fine, it really is.

But if you voted for her, you def bang trannies

What is the point of having this poll open for 3 days? Do you want to stretch this tournament for months or what?

I voted for her because Trish looks horrible these days.

That's cool, you don't need to justify why you'd rather bang a tranny. You be you and own that my good man.

Rosa was pretty solid when she debuted, but went with Trish

Ok CockSnogger.

Lol i dont like transsexuals. In that case every latina is a transsexual

Iginfest clearly taking quiet shots at Hanso

Actually yes.

Was there an official ruling, is this about Trish in her "prime", or Trish today?

Prime

Trish easy. Rosa is a giant butter face.

The 3 day standard is a time honored tradition

I think whichever you believe to be their best.

"On their best day"

Rosa's greatest moment.

This is the analysis I’m here for.

I would like to change my vote because I thought it was about present time anyways Trish in 2000s was a real busty hoe who coronated Divas in WWE.

Trish is a #1 seed for a reason.

I am already calling Trish vs Maryse finale.

Voted for Rosa Mendes based on the pic in the first post cause idk who she is... Looks a lot different in other pics.........

To my personal tastes, Trish looked best after retirement as a brunette. But before her current "has not aged well" look.

I'll vote her over Rosa for that, but in general I do think Trish is overrated in the looks department. I'm not saying she wasn't great looking, but just there are plenty I would rate above her.

I think Trish was overrated and thus will vote against her in every match.

Agree with LJ that my favorite look for her was when she first went brunette.

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Trish will probably win this in a landslide.

But Rosa was bangin' in her own right. Underutilized in her time with the company.

Allow me to respond:


I rest my case.

I am not into butts. I am a tits guy

Ass and thighs <3

If we're going by Prime. Trish. If we're going current, Rosa.

Trish in her prime was way better.

then again, Rosa had at one time my favorite look. Always been a sucky for girls with Raven colored hair.

Then again with a imagination, I can always pretend this gif is of Rosa reaction to taking it in the pooper.

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Trish seems too much of a prude to do that.

42 and still super pretty.

Guys here please vote in my tournament as well. It will be a quick one and will be ended soon.

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I was gonna use that one for a later round

Did you use Challonge.com for brackets?

Always "hated" this image..... always thought it made her ass look like a giant mushroom, and just in general seems like an "awkward pose/photo"

Trish. Rosa had her moments though.

Trish. She probably will win it all unless Maurice does.

My tournament is much better.

If the people voting were all over 30 then Sunny would win it. She's by far the hottest wrestling chick for her time. But yeah, Trish will probably win.

Im over 30. I prefer fitness chicks. Trish is queen.

You can't trust anyone over 30, though...... (I can't trust myself, for example)

Sunny was a fucking Bodydonna.

Im sure thats important to someone

In my tournament, Dawn Marie heads to Round of 64.

Hey, Destor. Since you're so into fitness chicks, can I expect your vote when Nicole Bass comes up?

CHECKMATE!

Bass is a bodybuilder not a fitness model

But fuck it. Sure why not

+1 Nicole Bass

Guys vote on the poll of my tournament. It is Cathy Kelley vs Alexa Bliss

Sorry let me know when nicole bass is up

Dead people aren't included.

Necrophobe

Pretty easy one there, good 1 vs 16 matchup.

My tournament is much better. I have already started the main round and it has some really good mouthwatering and five knuckle shuffling matches.

Quoting this so you can't ever go back on it.

Oh fuck you!

Lol i wont

Then again, this happened:

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Granted, there was additional context to that skit, but it still ended up being implied pegging.

Oddly enough, Rosa had a weird thing about her where it seemed like just about any promotional photo was just ...bad. She looked hotter when she wasn't trying to look hot, if that makes any sense.

Like, if she took a random selfie at the supermarket, she looked way better than in a controlled, professionally lit photoshoot with makeup and scenery.

If only it were easy enough for me base every vote in this tourney on the cumulative number of lifetime jerks. Alas the blonde harem of Trish, Stacy, and Torrie were the only three I can remember logging serious me time with and that was nearly all early to mid teens.

Not saying I haven't paid the occasional to Maryse or Maria or whoever else over the years but not enough to extrapolate

Should have bought the posters. That way, you could just tally the streaks.

Easily Rosa Mendes. Would much rather bang a spicy latina

Trish is my #1

I think you would also need to adjust for nude v non nude wank. Clearly a wank to Trish or Stacy should count more than a wank to Torrie or Maryse who have “borne it all” for the camera

I could literally wank to Trish's (mouth) lips.

I didnt know people get horny by mouth as well

Multiplier is # of times already wanked in the last 24 hours. If you could get yourself off a 3rd or 4th time, that's got to be bonus points, right? Must've been something hot.

Also need to adjust for diversity of wank options during a particular time period. For example, a Sunny wank would count less because she was the only viable wank option of her era. Whereas a Trish wank, where Trish may be top 5 all time but arguably #3 in her own era, would count much more.

Well, if you're going to bring diversity into it, you also have to account for two things:

1) Time spent wanking to others prior to switching to the wankable babe we're giving points to. Should take away points if you needed a fluffer act.

2) "The Finish" Bonus points if you blow your load to the wankable babe in question. It's a pretty intimate thing when you use your one load shot, so she must be pretty special.

I mean, you're opening up the door for other variables. I dunno if that's a half used jar of Vaseline we want to open.

This doesn’t even begin to account for the scarcity of visibility quotient. Are you pausing a Miss Elizabeth segment on your Coliseum VHS or are you rolling a GIF of Miss Kitty flashing her tots on PPV? These things matter.

Lock Jaw, this is no time for games. We need to get this figured out before the next match. We have to solve the equation.

What should we call it?

You might need to bring in the big guns, i.e. Steiner Math to come up with the answer.

I'd be more interested in this tournament if it wasn't this lazy

But you already seem very interested, you have the most posts in this thread and you even peddle your own crusty fan wank bootleg version. This is your favourite thing!

Never understood the hype about Stacy. Small tits and small ass, just a pretty face.

This tourny will take over half a year.

That's why I made another one which will be ended within a week

it wont if you keep sleeping all the damn time

I sleep at 6am here.

start doing intermittent naps. After you post one of these cat nap until the end time. Solves itself.

You aren't even considering the highly touted Sensational Sherri wank - of which I still partake in to this day.

Trish. Don't like Rosa's nose.

Trish wins!

Next match up will be posted tonight.