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TPWW Survivor JAPAN 3! BONER SOLDIER Tags OUT (Not Tugs, Please Be Civil)
WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS UP TO DATE RESULTS OF NJPW (INCLUDING WRESTLE KINGDOM!!!), IF YOU FOLLOW NEW JAPAN AND ARE NOT "UP TO DATE" THIS THREAD SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A "SPOILER". A SPOILER IS NOT NICE. I REMEMBER WHEN A FRIEND CASUALLY SPOILED THE END OF LA NOIR AND I DIDNT REALLY CARE BUT I PRETENDED I DID CARE BECAUSE IT WAS MORE AMUSING THAN SHRUGGING IT OFF BUT IF YOU DO CARE GO AND WATCH IT BEFORE YOU GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE. Rules:
Sign-ups are allowed until the start of the the 17th November 2018 edition of NJPW WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2018 at the start of show, in the beginning of this night / morning, right then, on Saturday, November 17, on this day, eliminations will be eliminated, starting on this show, on the New Japan World, in the genesis of Yoshi Tatsu. Winning wrestlers must sit out 3 seasons before returning. For co-winning Season 1 via double count out Yuji Nagata & Hiroyoshi Tenzan are both ineligible. For winning Season 2, "BONE(R) SOLDIER" Taiji Ishimori is ineligble. For winning Season 2, Lock Jaw has pulled out his BONE SOLDIER and pre-selected Hiroshi Tanahashi and Tomoaki Honma. We will be joining the action at WORLD TAG LEAGUE 2018 if that wasn't already obvious, which is a WORLD TAG LEAGUE FOR TAG TEAMS. As New Japan has a clear hierarchy, a lot of the tag teams are likely to have one guy designated to eat all of those delicious pins. To give yourself the best shot at this season, don't pick those guys. If you have no idea who those guys are, or even who is in a tag team in the first place, take a lucky guess. I believe in you. Teams are yet to be confirmed but expect such teams as: Guerillas of Destiny Best Friends Killer Elite Squad Suzuki-Gunblade 2 Cool Los Ingobernables De Japon Spooky Boyz Great Bash Heel Juice Robinson & Friend Tencozy Some guys from CHAOS probably Ishii & Yano, maybe Yoshi-Hashi if he's stopped bleeding Ring of Honor Jobbers who aren't in Bullet Club anymore Not the Young Bucks I will be participating in the game, but in the interest of fairness, I won't make my pick until at least ten pairs of wrestlers have been chosen. Good luck, namaste. ==================================== New Japan Dads RED BEAN MOCHI Block WINNER "Knife Pervert" Jay White - mike adamle - Last wrestled 6/3 Anniversary Show MELON PAN Block SOLD OUT ================== NEXT TIMED ELIMINATION 25th MARCH (6 week's from NEW BEGINNING in OSAKA 11/2) ================== 26. Yoshinobu Kanemaru - CV Vito - Pinned by Minoru Suzuki 17/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 25. Satoshi Kojima - RP - Pinned by Yuji Nagata 17/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 24. Chuck Taylor - Ultra Mantis - Pinned by Yuriro (!?), poor Dustin 18/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 23. Jeff Cobb - STD - Pinned by EVIL 18/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 22. "Mr POS" Michael Elgin - Helmsphere - Pinned by Lance Archer 20/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 21. (NPC Champion) Tanga Loa - Savio - Pinned by Satoshi Kojima 24/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 20. Hangman Page - Gertner - Pinned by Tango Loa 29/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 19. KUSHIDA - CV Vito [13th!] - Pinned by BONER SOLDIER 29/11 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 18. Tama Tonga - Simple Fan - Pinned by SANADA 9/12 WORLD TAG LEAGUE 17. Tomoaki Honma - Lock Jaw - Pinned by Tango Loa 15/12 Road to TOKYO DOME 16. Katsuya Kitamura R.I.P :'( - DaveWadding - Still cryogenically frozen, 6 week'd 29/12 =. Chris Sabin - Helmsphere [12th!] - Couldn't find a tag partner 6 week'd 29/12 =. TAKA Michinoku :shifty: - Savio [11th!] - Scandalously cheated on his wife for 8 years AND then didn't wrestle for two months! 6 week'd 29/12 13. Kota Ibushi - RP [10th!] - Pinned by Will Ospreay 4/1 Wrestle Kingdom 13 12. Kazuchika Okada - DaveWadding [9th!] - Pinned by Knife Pervert 4/1 Wrestle Kingdom 13 11. Kenny Omega - STD [8th!] - Pinned by Hiroshi Tanahashi 4/1 Wrestle Kingdom 13 10. Togi Makabe - Ultra Mantis [7th!] - Pinned by Tango Loa 5/1 New Years Dash 9. "The Windy Man, The Long Mover" Zack Sabre Jr - mike adamle - Pinned by EVIL 2/2 NEW BEGINNING in SAPPORO 8. Hiroshi Tanahashi - Lock Jaw [6th!] - Submitted to The Knife Pervert 2/2 NEW BEGINNING in SAPPORO 7. Minoru Suzuki - Sixx - Pinned by SANADA 3/2 NEW BEGINNING in SAPPORO 6. Bad Luck Fale - Gertner [5th!] - Pinned by Kazuchika Okada 11/2 NEW BEGINNING in OSAKA 5. Marty Scurll - Jordan X - 6 week'd 15/2 4. Beretta - Simple Fan [4th!] - 6 week'd 16/2 3. Juice Robinson - Jordan X [3th!] - 6 week'd 16/2 2. Jushin Thunder Liger - Sixx - Submitted to BONER SOLDIER 6/3 Anniversary Show ==================================== Gene Pool SPOILER: show ==================================== <select> <option selected="selected">TPWW Survivor JAPAN History</option> <option>#03. WINNER: "KNIFE PERVERT" Jay White (mike adamle) | RUNNERS UP: Jushin Thunder Liger (Sixx) | Juice Robinson (Jordan X)</option> <option>#02. WINNER: "BONE(R) SOLDIER" Taiji Ishimori (Lock Jaw) | RUNNERS UP: Bad Luck Fale (Jordan X) | KUSHIDA (mike adamle)</option> <option>#01. WINNERS: Yuji Nagata (Brother Vito) | Hiroyoshi Tenzan (Simple Fan) | RUNNER UP: Tama Tonga (RP)</option></select> ==================================== |
Tama Tonga and Beretta
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Jay White and Zack Sabre Jr,
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Tanga Loa
TAKA Michinoku |
Kenny Omega
Jeff Cobb |
Kota Ibushi
Satoshi Kojima |
KUSHIDA
Yoshinobu Kanemaru |
Minoru Suzuki and Jushin Liger.
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I'll take Mr. POS Michael Elgin since I named him that.
Give me Sabin too, why not. |
Teams have been revealed:
Great, Bash Henare (Togi Makabe & Toa Henare) Tencozy (Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan) New Japan Dads (Yuji Nagata & Manabu Nakanishi) Young Lions + (Shota Umino & Ayato Yoshida) Taguchi Japan (Juice Robinson & David Finlay) Smells Like Teen Piss (Michael Elgin & Jeff Cobb) CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii & Toru Yano) Best Friends (Beretta & Chuck Taylor) Jobbers who aren't in Bullet Club anymore (Hangman Page & Yujiro Takahashi) Guerillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) Suzuki-Gunfist (Minoru Suzuki & Takashi Iizuka) Filler Elite Squad (Davey Jr PowerBoy Hart Jr Smith Jr & Lance Archer) Pad Tai (Zack Sabre Jr & Taichi) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) Also on the tour: Okada, Naito, Goto, Ibushi, SHO & YOH, Rocky, Shingo & Bushi, KUSHIDA, Gedo, Fale, Knife Pervert, Honma, Kanemaru, Desperado, rest of the Young Lions. Tanahashi also joins the tour for the later dates, tagging with Okada :eek: Any guys who aren't on the tour would have to appear either for a one off at the final show or the two Road to Tokyo Dome shows just before Christmas, so don't bank on the rest of The Elite showing up this season. Even Kenny Omega is a risky pick tbh. |
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Ibushi is main event level, usually loses big matches but he wont be having any of those until at least April. Kojima is one of the old guys (they call them the New Japan Dads) but he's the most mobile of all the Dads. Unlike in WWE the old guys are low on the card, they usually wrestle the young lions (trainees) so they don't usually get pinned that often. His tag partner (and winner of the first season) Tenzan is actually probably the one who will be getting pinned in this league but his team will be taking a lot of Ls.
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Stalled at 9 people.
If Noid hadn't made Smelly Meatball quit this never would have happened. |
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Damn. Hopefully my boys won't be facing eachother.
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I purposely took juniors figuring they might just work multi-man matches and therefore have a lower chance of getting pinned. KUSHIDA I know is definitely getting booked. Not sure on Kanemaru.
That being said, both of my picks could easily be bounced at Wrestle Kingdom anyway. |
Hangman Page
Bad Luck Fale |
Togi Makabe
Chuck Taylor |
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Top guys Okada and Naito still up for grabs too surprisingly. |
I just wanted good Japs.
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Kojima really really likes bread and Ibushi fucks Kenny Omega in the butt, so I guess?
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Worried about Kojima's carb intake tbh.
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Last day to sign up if anyone out there is interested.
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(Nobody was interested)
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Let's go TAKA!
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lol @ Okada going unpicked
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Okada and Naito are both such strong contenders to survive this season, both could make it all the way to the G1 provided they don't have either of them lose at WK.
Jordan X, Nicky Fives, DaveWadding, teamXtremist, "Goto's Only" Arrogance and Expired Meatball are the posters missing from last season. What's up guys? Make a pick. Don't TNA poor little Kazu like this. |
I will go with Juice Robinson and Marty Scurl!
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I want Okada and Evil
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I would have allowed it, while yes it's a show late, neither guy has had a real danger match yet but those guys are both in the big boy block. You needed an Andre3000.
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No real surprises so far other than Elgin taking a fall instead of Cobb, or maybe KES agree with War Raiders when it comes to Michael Elgin. Yujiro pinning Chuck is also a huge upset, mainly because I had Chuck as my yellow.
Cards for the rest of the month: 24th November Low End Elite (Yujiro & Hangman Page) vs Pad Tai (Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) vs KES (Archer & Smith Jr) 25th November Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs Low End Elite (Yujiro & Hangman Page) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs FinJuice (Finlay & Juice) CHAOS (Okada / SHO / YOH) vs LIJ (Naito / Shingo / BUSHI) G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) Best Friends (Beretta & Chuckie T) vs KES (Archer & Smith Jr) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs Pad Tai (Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr) 26th November Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs Pad Tai (Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs KES (Archer & Smith Jr) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Low End Elite (Yujiro & Hangman Page) Best Friends (Beretta & Chuckie T) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) FinJuice (Finlay & Juice) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) 28th November Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs Pad Tai (Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs Best Friends (Beretta & Chuckie T) FinJuice (Finlay & Juice) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) vs Low End Elite (Yujiro & Hangman Page) G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) vs KES (Archer & Smith Jr) CHAOS (Okada / SHO / YOH) vs LIJ (Naito / Shingo / BUSHI) 29th November Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs FinJuice (Finlay & Juice) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs KES (Archer & Smith Jr) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Best Friends (Beretta & Chuckie T) Low End Elite (Yujiro & Hangman Page) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) vs Pad Tai (Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr) CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Tanahashi / KUSHIDA) vs Bullet Club (Knife Pervert / Fale / BONER) 30th November Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs Best Friends (Beretta & Chuckie T) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs FinJuice (Finlay & Juice) Low End Elite (Yujiro & Hangman Page) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) KES (Archer & Smith Jr) vs Pad Tai (Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr) Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Tanahashi / KUSHIDA / Rocky) vs Bullet Club (Knife Pervert / Fale / BONER / Gedo) |
Thank You Mr. Piece of Shit for getting eliminated already. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
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Elgin exactly as described.
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Vito's Junior gamble has not paid off, becoming the first player to be eliminated this season. Little Kazu's revenge has begun. We were all so foolish.
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Do we think Taka will win?
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I have no idea who the two wrestlers I picked are. Fale is a Samoan guy I believe. No idea who Hangman Page is.
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Fale is a big Tongan. WWE has all the Samoans, New Japan has all the Tongans. |
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Not only did Chuck Taylor actually Great Bash Henare with a dozen chairs and punch his own tag partner in the mouth yesterday, he has now handed season 1 winner Yuji Nagata his first pinfall / submission loss in Japan since August 2017. I feel redeemed.
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December cards so far:
2nd Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs KES (Wavy Boy Jr & Rance Archer) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) Finjuice (Finlay & Juice) vs Male Genitalia (Hangman Page & Yujiro) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs Best Friends? (Beretta & Chuck) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) vs Dangerous T (ZSJ & Taichi) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Rocky / Tanahashi / KUSHIDA) vs Bullet Club (Gedo / BONER / Fale / Knife Pervert) 3rd Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs Male Genitalia (Hangman Page & Yujiro) Finjuice (Finlay & Juice) vs KES (Wavy Boy Jr & Rance Archer) Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs Dangerous T (ZSJ & Taichi) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) Best Friends? (Beretta & Chuck) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) 4th Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs Male Genitalia (Hangman Page & Yujiro) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs Dangerous T (ZSJ & Taichi) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs KES (Wavy Boy Jr & Rance Archer) Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) vs Best Friends? (Beretta & Chuck) Finjuice (Finlay & Juice) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) 6th Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) vs Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) Male Genitalia (Hangman Page & Yujiro) vs KES (Wavy Boy Jr & Rance Archer) Finjuice (Finlay & Juice) vs Dangerous T (ZSJ & Taichi) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) Best Friends? (Beretta & Chuck) vs G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Rocky / Tanahashi / KUSHIDA) vs Bullet Club (Gedo / BONER / Fale / Knife Pervert) 7th Young Lions (Shota & Yoshida) vs New Japan Dads (Nagata & Nakanishi) Smells Like Teen Piss (Elgin & Cobb) vs Male Genitalia (Hangman Page & Yujiro) Tencozy (Kojima & Tenzan) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki & Iizuka) Great Bash Henare (Makabe & Henare) vs Dangerous T (ZSJ & Taichi) Finjuice (Finlay & Juice) vs Best Friends? (Beretta & Chuck) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs KES (Wavy Boy Jr & Rance Archer) G.O.D (Tonga & Loa) vs CHAOS (Yano & Ishii) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Rocky / Tanahashi / KUSHIDA) vs Bullet Club (Gedo / BONER / Fale / Knife Pervert) 9th (TAG LEAGUE FINALS) No Bumps For Makabe (Shota / Yoshida / Henare / Makabe) vs New Japan Dads (Nagata / Nakanishi / Tenzan / Kojima) Well This Is Awkward (Elgin / Cobb / Beretta / Chuck) vs Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki / Iizuka / Archer / Smife) CHAOS (Ishii / SHO / YOH) vs Suzuki-Gun (ZSJ / Despy / Kanemaru) Low End Elite (Hangman / Yujiro / Chase) vs LIJ (Naito / Bushi / Shingo) CHAOS also kushida is here for some reason (Okada / Yano / KUSHIDA) vs Bullet Club (BONER / Fale / Knife Pervert) Taguchi Japan (Tanahashi / Taguchi / Juice / Finlay) vs Hey Look, The Elite Actually Showed Up For Work Today (Omega / Young Bucks / Scurll) NEVER Openweight #1 Contenders Match Will Ospreay vs Taichi NEVER Openweight Championship Hirooki Goto (c) vs Kota Ibushi WORLD TAG LEAGUE FINAL Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs G.o.D (Tama Tonga & Tango Loa) 14th & 15th (Road to Tokyo Dome) Nothing announced yet |
Does Liger even wrestle these days?
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Yeah he usually works the undercard tag matches, he's just not booked on this tour since he was part of the Junior Heavyweight Tag League, which finished just before this one started. He will probably be back for the Tokyo Dome shows.
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Final two cards of the year have been revealed:
Road to TOKYO DOME Friday 14th December KUSHIDA / Tiger Mask / Liger / Honma vs Young Lions (Yoshida / Narita / Uemura) & Henare Shota Umino vs Shingo Takagi CHAOS (Goto / Rocky) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki / Iizuka) CHAOS (SHO / YOH / Ishii) vs Suzuki-Gun (Taichi / Despy / Kanemaru) Los Ingobernables de Japon (Naito / EVIL / SANADA / Bushi) vs Bullet Club (BONER / Tonga / Loa / Fale) Kazuchika Okada vs Gedo TOTAL CHAOS (Tanahashi / Makabe / Yano / Ospreay) vs The Elite (Omega / Ibushi / Yujiro / Chase) Road to TOKYO DOME Saturday 15th December Young Lion Kanemitsu's Miraculous Comeback Match (lol but he's jobbing) Ren Narita & Teruaki Kanemitsu vs Shota Umino & Ayato Yoshida Henare / Tiger / Liger vs Roppongi 3k (SHO / YOH / Rocky) CHAOS (Ishii / Goto) vs Suzuki-Gunfist (Suzuki / Iiizuka) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs BULLITE CLUB!? (Yujiro & Chase Owens) LIJ (Naito / BUSHI / Shingo) vs Suzuki-Gun (Taichi / Despy / Kanemaru) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Yano / KUSHIDA / Makabe / Honma) vs Bullet Club (Fale / Tonga / Loa / BONER / Gedo) TOTAL CHAOS (Tanahashi & Ospreay) vs Golden Lovers (Omega & Ibushi) The big plot points here are that CHAOS and the unaffiliated babyfaces continue to team together too fight both Bullet Club factions, the biggest deal is that Makabe has joined in and is teaming with Toru Yano. Yano brutally betrayed Makabe and gutted his stable (GBH) to originally form CHAOS with Shinsuke Nakamura, only Honma remained loyal to Makabe and the pair have hated CHAOS ever since it's inception. Obvious signs point to a Six Man tag title run for Makabe, Honma and Yano with a potential Henare heel turn in the works. Swerves could come from anywhere though on this one. Also Okada gets his hands on Gedo with no Knife Pervert in sight. RIP Gedo. Tiger Mask & Liger are the only "new" names to appear, so Sixx should be pleased. Sadly no Chris Sabin. |
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WRESTLE KINGDOM Friday 4th January #1 Contendership NEVER 6-Man Tag Gauntlet Taguchi Bash Heel? (Taguchi / Yano / Makabe) vs Finlay / Cobb / Elgin vs CHAOS (Goto / Beretta / Chuck) vs Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki / Archer / Lazyboy Jr) vs The Elite (Scurll / Hangman / Yujiro) NEVER Openweight Championship Kota Ibushi (c) vs Will Ospreay IWGP Jr Tag Championship Suzuki-Gun (Despy & Kanemaru) (c) vs LIJ (Shingo & Bushi) vs Roppongi 3k (SHO & YOH) RevPro British Heavyweight Championship Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs Zack Sabre Jr IWGP Tag Team Championship G.o.D (Tama Tonga & Tango Loa) (c) vs Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) vs Young Bucks (Matt & Nick) IWGP US Championship Cody Rhodes (c) vs Juice Robinson IWGP Jr Heavyweight Championship KUSHIDA (c) vs BONER SOLDIER Kazuchika Okada vs "Knife Pervert" Jay White IWGP Intercontinental Championship Chris Jericho (c) vs Tetsuya Naito IWGP Heavyweigh Championship Kenny Omega (c) vs Hiroshi Tanahashi |
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Suzuki is a super heel, he is a former MMA guy (founded Pancrase actually and legit beat young Ken Shamrock) who is pretty much a sadistic mob boss with a bunch of goons under his command. Likes torturing people and beating up the young boys for fun. His stable is usually always on the tours because they are the undercard heels.
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I just googled image of him.
What the fuck is going on on his head? |
He had a Devil fruit from One Piece shaved into his head because he is a huge One Piece nerd in real life and I guess everyone is too scared of him to tell him otherwise. He lost a hair vs hair match last year though and now he just has random lines shaved out.
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Shows are done for the rest of the year now so we have reached the timed elimination cut off date. As a result we are down to the top ten (of 13 :shifty:). Adamle, Sixx and Jordan X are the only players with both guys still in. Some big names WILL be eliminated at Wrestle Kingdom, smaller names probably safe for now. Maybe.
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Updated for WK.
We are down to the top ten, with seven players still in the game. Sixx, adamle and Jordan X have both wrestlers still alive as we enter the uncharted territory of New Years Dash tomorrow. Potential danger for Makabe as a betrayal from either Yano or Henare seems imminent. Tananashi is also going to be a target for his next challenger, as is Juice Robinson. Is Zack Sabre Jr going to make a move and attempt to usurp Suzuki? Where does Knife Pervert get his next high risk thrill? Find out for free on New Japan world! |
Wooooo!
Who knows Jap wrestling? SIXX KNOWS JAP WRESTLING! |
Oh man, Makabe elimated because the Bullet Club jobbers came back. Not even a cool betrayal. JOBBERS.
Thanks Gedo. Everyone else is safe for now, HOWEVER, Marty Scurll is now factionless since The Elite have disbanded so he appears to on borrowed time. A couple of head to heads coming up as Beretta / Juice and Knife Pervert / Tanahashi are new feuds. Of course anyone could miss the next tour and get timed out so I will post the cards when they become available. |
From 11th - 21st January, New Japan are running their annual tour with CMLL "Fantastica Mania". Not as many actual New Japan wrestlers are on the shows
Only guys on the tour still in the game are Liger and NPC Shingo Takagi. However, there is a special match on the 21st featuring Hiroshi Tanahashi to promote his movie "My Dad Is A Heel Wrestler" where he will be performing as Gokiburi Mask (Cockroach Mask) alongside Taguchi as Ginbae Mask (Fly Mask) to take on the wonderfully named babyface team of SweetGorilla Maruyama (Makabe) and Dragon George (Okada). Will he get pinned? Absolutely not. Road to New Beginning starts on 26th Jan and the first leg runs to 30th Jan, no cards announced yet. On 30th Jan and 1st Feb are two US specials, cards not announced, but whoever is working these dates are not going to be on the first leg of the tour or the first two main cards, which are... The NEW BEGINNING in SAPPORO 2nd Feb Ren Narita vs Yuya Uemura Henare / Nakanishi vs Shota / Yoshida Tiger Mask / Tenzan vs TAKA / Iizuka Taguchi CHAOS (Taguchi / YOSHI-HASHI / Yano / Honma / Makabe) vs Bullet Club (Chase / Yujiro / BONER / Tonga / Loa) LIJ (Naito / Shingo / Bushi) vs Suzuki-Gun (Despy / Kanemaru / Taichi) SANADA vs Minoru Suzuki EVIL vs Zack Sabre Jr ACES (Okada / Tanahashi) vs Knife Pervert / Fale 3rd Feb Henare vs Yota Tsuji Tiger / Nakanishi vs Shota / Yoshida Narita / Tenzan vs TAKA / Iizuka Taguchi CHAOS (Taguchi / Yano / Makabe / Honma) vs Bullet Club (BONER / Yujiro / Tonga / Loa) ACES also yoshi-hashi is here (Okada / Tanahashi / YOSHI-HASHI) vs Bullet Club (Chase / Knife Perv / Fale) IWGP Jr Heavyweight Tag Titles LIJ (Shingo / Bushi) [c] vs Suzuki-Gun (Despy / Kanemaru) IWGP Heavyweight Tag Titles Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL & SANADA) [c] vs Suzuki-Gunblade (Suzuki / ZSJ) IWGP Intercontinental Title Naito [c] vs Taichi |
More "Road to" shows 6th-9th February, no cards announced yet. Then to finish the tour
The NEW BEGINNING in OSAKA 11th Feb Liger / Tenzan / Kojima vs Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki / TAKA / Iizuka) Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL / SANADA) vs Shota / Yoshida LIJ (Naito / Shingo / Bushi) vs Suzuki-Gun (Taichi / Despy / Kanemaru) YOSHI-HASHI / Honma vs Bullet Club Jobbers (Chase / Yujiro) MVP (Makabe / Yano) vs G.O.D (Tonga / Loa) IWGP Jr Heavyweight Title BONER SOLDIER [c] vs Ryusuke Taguchi Kazuchika Okada vs Bad Luck Fale IWGP World Heavyweight Championship Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Knife Pervert "Jay White" |
Sixx's boys fighting each other. Anarchy.
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Beretta vs Juice for the US title expected to be main eventing one of those US shows too. Pretty good chance Scurll shows up there also in some capacity. So that should be everyone still fighting.
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Bad Luck Fale's got this
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Fuck. I had to choose Omega on a contract year. Shit.
I claim ultimate victory if Omega signs with WWE and wins Da Royal Rumble. Goodbye and Goodnight. :y: (gun) |
Tbf even if he won and stayed, he would have been timed out because he doesnt work tours.
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Little more detail on the Fantastica Mania shows, the following dates are being show on New Japan World:
11th, 16th, 18th, 20th & 21st Matches I need to pay attention to: 11th Liger / Flyer / Titan vs Taichi / Kanemaru / Forastero Namahage (El Desperado) / Caristico / Barbaro Cavernario vs KUSHIDA / Mistico / Soberano Jr LIJ (Naito / Shingo / Bushi / Terrible) vs Fujin (YOH) / Raijin (SHO) / Henare / Kojima 16th Fujin & Raijin vs Shingo & Bushi Namahage (El Desperado) / OKUMURA / Barbaro Cavernario vs Audaz / Soberano Jr / Angel De Oro Tiger / Liger / Caricisto vs Templarino / Ultimo Guerrero / Gran Guerrero 18th Liger / Taguchi / Audaz vs Gedo / Boner / Templarino Namajague (Desperado) / Caristico vs Flyer / Volador Jr LIJ (Naito / Shingo / Bushi / Terrible) vs Fujin (YOH) / Raijin (SHO) / Henare / Kojima 20th Henare / Fujin / Raijin vs LIJ (Naito / Bushi / Shingo) 21st LIJ (Naito / Shingo / Bushi / Terrible) vs Fujin (YOH) / Raijin (SHO) / Henare / Kojima Namajague (El Desperado) / Gran Guerrero / Ultimo Guerrero vs Soberano Jr / Dragon Lee / Mistico SweetGorilla Maruyama & Dragon George vs Ginbae Mask & Gokiburi Mask |
Road to THE NEW BEGINNING shows on 28th & 29th are being shown on New Japan World, cards are up
28th Narita / Nakanishi vs Uemura / Tsuji Henare / Tenzan vs Shota / Yoshida Great Taguchi Bash (Taguchi / Makabe / Yano / Honma) vs Bullet Club (BONER / Chase / Loa / Tonga) CHAOS (Okada / YOSHI-HASHI) vs Bullet Club (Fale / Yujiro) Tanahashi / KUSHIDA vs Knife Pervert / Gedo HIGHLY DANGEROUS ELIMINATION MATCH LIJ (Naito / EVIL / SANADA / Bushi / Shingo) vs Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki / ZSJ / Taichi / Despy / Kanemaru) 29th Narita vs Uemura Nakanishi / Tenzan vs Shota / Yoshida Taguchi / Henare vs BONER / Yujiro GBH (Makabe / Yano / Honma) vs Bullet Club (Chase / Tonga / Loa) CHAOS (Okada / YOSHI-HASHI) vs Bullet Club (Knife Perv / Fale) LIJ (Naito / EVIL / SANADA / Bushi / Shingo) vs Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki / ZSJ / Taichi / Despy / Kanemaru) BACK TO THE FUTURE GOOD LUCK IN 205 LIVE SPECIAL MATCH Hiroshi Tanahashi vs KUSHIDA |
Another date has also been added to US leg of the tour on 2nd Feb due to the first two dates selling out. Looking at the roster available it looks like these matches are likely:
US Title Juice vs Beretta Ultimate Deathmatch Chuck vs Finlay ROH TV Title Cobb vs Goto Ishii vs Nagata Roppongi 3k vs KES Also unaccounted for: Liger, Tiger Mask, Kojima, Rocky Romero, Marty Scurll, Iizuka, TAKA Michinoku. Pretty thin touring roster really so I'd expect ROH based support too from the likes of Sabin, ACH, Flop Gordo, Jay Lethal, maybe PCO, Bandido, Dalton Castle, Briscoes, did I miss anyone of note? I don't know. If Kenny hasn't actually left (even if he is actually going to leave, his contract is rumoured to last until the end of the month) then there could be some Golden Lovers appearances, but that's a total shot in the dark. |
Cards for the US New Beginning shows were released today, and well, uh, they are not good.
Due to the US Government Lockdown, New Japan were unable to secure visas for any of their talent. That means Goto, Ishii, Nagata, SHO & YOH, Liger, Tiger & Kojima are not going to be there. Ibushi was never booked. On top of that, Sabin & Flip Gordon are both injured, ACH has apparently signed with WWE and is finishing his dates, Ospreay is currently touring with the truly abysmal WOS, Omega and The Elite were likely supposed to be a big part of it but have all left for AEW. So that leaves the only New Japan regulars as Juice Robinson, Beretta, Chuck Taylor, David Finlay and Rocky Romero. Semi-regular Marty Scurll is also there, but without a faction to rep and no other Jr Heavyweights available he's just being used as card filler. Probably doesn't help that he will likely be gone before Best of the Super Jrs. California Dojo Young Lions and ROH midcarders are pretty much the entire undercard. Night 1 is headlined by Chuck Taylor vs David Finlay, Night 2 is US title match between Beretta & Juice Robinson, while Night 3 sees Best Roppongi Friends take on Juice Robinson, Finlay and some other dude. They are a faction in ROH apparently. If you're a fan of Best Friends doing the job to Juice and, unfortunately, Finlay you're in for a treat because there are three in a row right here. Yikes. |
Apparently they applied for the visas back in November and still didn't have sufficient time to get them before the shutdown.
When you consider that there are already hundreds of people backlogged in getting their visas and that'll only get worse the longer this goes, and there being no end to the shutdown in sight...….I think the G1 Supercard at MSG is in serious jeopardy along with the DDT and Stardom shows that weekend. |
Christ I'm glad I've held off in getting tickets for the MSG show. Would be gutted to spend a fortune and wind up getting a glorified ROH show.
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Oh yeah I forgot, Cobb is there too working filler. He was meant to face Goto but this is the second time their TV title match has been nixed, last time Cobb had his flight cancelled.
Also I forgot KES are still working the shows, they were meant to face SHO and YOH but now they are against Marty and his friend, Davey is working a singles... Haven't these poor fans suffered enough? |
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In another shocking twist, the US shows do not appear to be part of New Japan World, therefore they are not cannon. Beretta and Chuckie T are apparently done after this weekend. Scurll and Juice will not refresh their timer and look to be in borrowed time.
However the Japanese show on 30th Jan WAS added to New Japan World and SHOCKINGLY the BONER SOLDIER tapped out to famous arse wrestler "Funky Weapon" Rysuke Taguchi. Also there was a multi-man elimination match on Jan 28th featuring Suzuki, Sabre, Shingo and Desperado. Somehow none of them were pinned or submitted. What a wild ride. |
There is one more televised Road to show before Osaka taking place on the 9th.
Here's the card. Tenzan / Tsuji vs Shota / Yoshida YOSHI-HASHI vs Ren Narita Henare / Honma vs Bullet Club (Chase / Yujiro) LIJ (EVIL / SANADA / BUSHI) vs Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki / Despy / Kanemaru) LIJ (Naito / Shingo) vs Suzuki-Gun (TAKA / Taichi) HIGHLY DANGEROUS ELIMATION MATCH (Don't worry, over the top rope counts) TOTAL CHAOS (Okada / Tanahashi / Makabe / Yano / Taguchi) vs Bullet Club (Knife Perv / Fale / Tonga / Loa / BONER) |
I'm totally going to win
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Tanahashi, Zack Sabre Jr and Suzuki all took losses over the past two days blowing this all wide open. So this leaves us with a potential end game as the New Beginning tour wraps up, here's what we know:
Two shows left on 9th and 11th of Feb. Marty Scurll (Jordan X) WILL be 6 week'd on 15th February. Juice Robinson (Jordan X) and Beretta (Simple Fan) WILL be 6 week'd on 16th February. They both last wrestled AGAINST each other, though Jordan would get the advantage for Marty placing higher Tama Tonga. That means Simple Fan cannot win, but he can repeat the first season tie if everyone else gets eliminated on these shows. This leaves three other wrestlers still in active competition: Bad Luck Fale (Gertner), Knife Pervert (mike adamle) and Jushin Liger (Sixx). Fale and White both have rather massive obstacles to overcome, first the elimination match (where as protected acts they SHOULD be safe from a pin or submission elimination, but you never know) and then singles matches against Okada and Tanahashi respectively, but it's anyone's guess who is coming out of here alive. Meanwhile, all Liger has to do is not get pinned in a six man tag against Suzuki and his two most pinnable goons, TAKA Michinoku and Takashi Iizuka. While Liger is arguably the most pinnable guy on his own team, Tenzan and especially Kojima are not averse to eating pins like they were made of freshly baked bread. Iizuka also has a knack for getting disqualified. This one could go absolutely anywhere. |
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Wait, what?
Suzuki lost? THAT CUNT. |
Yeah, he got a regular haircut and lost all his power.
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WHO DID IT!? WHOOOO?
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That goddamn Knife Pervert just had to go and win the IWGP Heavyweight Championship, meaning the game is not over yet!
Unfortunately for Sixx, in a dramatic twist, The BONER Soldier has chosen our only other Survivor, Jushin Liger, to be the next challenger for his Jr Heavyweight Championship and that match will likely take place at the Anniversary Show on 6th March. Does Gedo have any more tricks up his sleeve, or is Knife Pervert simply waiting to be crowned our new champion? Updates will be made as soon as they are available. |
Cards for the rest of the month are out, here's what to watch out for.
21st NEW JAPAN ROAD Uemura / Liger vs Bullet Club (BONER SOLDIER / Robbie Eagles) Roppongi 3k vs Suzuki-Gun (Despy / Kanemaru) CRAZY BALDY RETIREMENT MATCH Suzuki-Gun (Iizuka / Suzuki / Taichi) vs TOTAL CHAOS (Tenzan / Yano / Okada) 22nd HONOR RISING: JAPAN Liger / Jonathan Gresham vs Bullet Club (BONER SOLDIER / Robbie Eagles) NEVER Openweight title Will Ospreay vs Dalton Castle ROH TV Title Jeff Cobb vs Hirooki Goto 23rd HONOR RISING: JAPAN LIJ (Shingo / Naito) vs The Kingdom (Vinny Marscapone / Shitty Matt Taven) Heavyweight Tag Titles Spooky Cool Hunks (EVIL / SANADA) vs GOD (Tama Tonga / Tanga Loa) No Knife Pervert for a while, it's all up to Liger now. Televised March shows will take place on: 6th - Anniversary Show 8th - New Japan Cup 9th - New Japan Cup 10th - New Japan Cup 11th - New Japan Cup 13th - New Japan Cup 14th - New Japan Cup 16th - New Japan Cup 17th - New Japan Cup 20th - New Japan Cup 21th - New Japan Cup 23th - New Japan Cup 24th - New Japan Cup No cards yet. If White doesn't show up on any of these shows he would be eliminated on the 25th, however Liger will probably be having his match with BONER SOLDIER on the 6th so it could be all over by then. Really good chance Shingo and El Desperado survive as NPCs. |
Liger / BONER is confirmed for the Anniversary Show. 6th March could be the seasons end, meaning the next season would start mid New Japan Cup, probably the 13th for what is likely the beginning of round 2. Of course Gedo could be reading this and laughing because he will be putting the belt on Liger just to fuck with us.
Or Liger could lose before then (but that's unlikely). |
In preparation for the inevitable end I've rebalanced the blocks in light of all the recent departures. Going to post them right here for preview purposes and for adamle (or that slim sliver of hope for Sixx) to start strategizing I guess.
(RED) Block Bad Luck Fale BUSHI El Desperado EVIL Hirooki Goto Hiromu Takahashi [Injured] Hiroshi Tanahashi ***Jay White [If Adamle wins, ineligible] Juice Robinson Kazuchika Okada Kota Ibushi "Mr POS" Michael Elgin Minoru Suzuki Ryusuke Taguchi SANADA Shingo Takagi SHO Taichi Tama Tonga Tanga Loa Tetsuya Naito Togi Makabe Tomohiro Ishii Toru Yano YOH YOSHI-HASHI Will Ospreay Zack Sabre Jr (YELLOW) Block Ayato Yoshida Chase Owens Chris Jericho Chris Sabin [Injured] [NEW!] Colt Cabana PowerBoy Smith Jr. David Finlay Dragon Lee Gedo Hikuleo Jado [NEW!] Jay Briscoe Jeff Cobb ***Jushin Thunder Liger [If Sixx wins, ineligible] Lance Archer Manabu Nakanishi [NEW!] Mark Briscoe Marty Scurll [NEW!] Mikey Nicholls (aka Nick Miller from New Girl / NXT) Ren Narita Robbie Eagles Rocky Romero Satoshi Kojima Shota Umino TAKA Michinoku Teruaki Kanemitsu Tiger Mask Toa Henare Tomoaki Honma Yota Tsuji Yoshinobu Kanemaru Yujiro Takahashi Yuya Uemura REMOVED: ACH (WWE) Beretta (AEW) Chuck Taylor (AEW) Cody (AEW) Hangman Page (AEW) Katsuya Kitamura (Resigned; Destination unknown) Kenny Omega (AEW) Matt Jackson (AEW) Nick Jackson (AEW) |
New Japan Cup participants have been announced, 32 entrants this year. First round matches are as follows
8/3 Manabu Nakanishi vs "Loose Explosion" YOSHI-HASHI Tamoaki Honma vs Taichi Juice Robinson vs "WWE Crown Jewel" Chase Owens TOUGH BOYS MATCH Yuji Nagata vs Tomohiro Ishii 9/3 Mikey Nicholls (aka Nick Miller from New Girl / NXT) vs Hikuleo Toa Henare vs Lance Archer Will Ospreay vs Bad Luck Fale Kazuchika Okada vs "Mr. POS" Michael Elgin 10/3 Hiroyoshi Tenzan vs <strike>David Finlay</strike> Ryusuke Taguchi Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Shota Umino EVIL vs Zack Sabre Jr HOLY FUCKING SHIT Kota Ibushi vs Tetsuya Naito 11/3 Togi Makabe vs Colt Cabana HILARIOUS RIB ON DAVEY BOY JR WHO HATES YANO MATCHES (aka this is gonna suck) Toru Yano vs PowerBoy Smith Jr BADASS DAD GRUDGE MATCH Satoshi Kojima vs Minoru Suzuki MOST LIKELY TO LOSE IN THE FINAL SANADA vs Hirooki Goto Remember, if (when) Liger loses we will only be jumping in at Round 2 on 13/3 for next season, so some of these guys might be safe for a while if they go out in the first round. Loser of Naito / Ibushi is going to be a contender. |
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">New Japan Cup brackets, translation by <a href="https://twitter.com/jojo_runs?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@jojo_runs</a> <a href="https://t.co/Eqtw4Udwcx">pic.twitter.com/Eqtw4Udwcx</a></p>— Super J-Cast (@thesuperjcast) <a href="https://twitter.com/thesuperjcast/status/1099916980088233984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 25, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Bracket for reference |
I'll take Jushin Thunder Liger please.
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Full disclosure, I have PM'd mike adamle about claiming his prize in the event Liger loses to Ishimori tomorrow. If he responds we could have a new season up after the show tomorrow, if not the two day window from now would put us this time on Thursday. He will probably respond though. I BELIEVE.
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Going to laugh hysterically when Liger beats BONER SOLDIER tomorrow though.
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To everyones surprise, BONER beats Liger.
KNIFE PERVERT WINS! KNIFE PERVERT WINS! |
:(
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Liger would still be in this if he hadn't tried to be a hero :'(
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Suprisingly, I had a good run anyway.
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